Do you Know How To Put A Comdom on?

[Clowgon]

At school we never really had any lessons on sex. Everytime i go out even when i put the trash out i carry one around Lmao:$. When the time comes and when the time comes, i will not know how to put it on.:P

Any tipys please?:$

[e5]

Never tried tbh but I guess you just put it on, it won't be hard :S LOL

[cocaine]

LMAOOO

it isnt hard LOL

[Lubricant]

I LOLED!

Err, you just roll it on.

Why do you carry one with you? Especially when you take the trash out? You expecting a girl to walk past and wants to have sex with you?

[Clowgon]

I LOLED!

Err, you just roll it on.

Why do you carry one with you? Especially when you take the trash out? You expecting a girl to walk past and wants to have sex with you?

Lmao. I dont know lol. Maybe if she asked and i never had one on me and i went to go get she probs run off lol. I dont know.

[Hazza]

LOL.
Hold the top so there's air in it still.
then roll it on mate.
we had to do this is PSE.
;)

[Everlong]

LOL.
Hold the top so there's air in it still.
then roll it on mate.
we had to do this is PSE.
;)

Hold the top so theres no air in. Wouldn't want split condoms now would we.

[Clowgon]

Hold the top so theres no air in. Wouldn't want split condoms now would we.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL:P

Edited by jesus (Forum Super Moderator): Please do not post pointlessly.

[benjamin]

It's not really funny.. :S Are you like 12?

Anyway erm yeah I do know how to put them on lol.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL:P

[Everlong]

It's not really funny.. :S Are you like 12?

Anyway erm yeah I do know how to put them on lol.

Lol *Gets reminded of the teen orgy story in world news*

[Hazza]

Hold the top so theres no air in. Wouldn't want split condoms now would we.
thats what I ment pmsl.

[bizzle]

wrap it round your ***?

[benjamin]

Err good luck trying that way LOL
wrap it round your ***?

[Clowgon]

It's not really funny.. :S Are you like 12?

Anyway erm yeah I do know how to put them on lol.

No Im like 15 btw. How old are you Sunshine. You sound like an Old Moody Lady:(

[Lubricant]

No Im like 15 btw. How old are you Sunshine. You sound like an Old Moody Lady:(

Lol old moody lady. Great insult.

[benjamin]

No Im like 15 btw. How old are you Sunshine. You sound like an Old Moody Lady:(


Lol old moody lady. Great insult.
Yes, indeed I am ;) I'm 16.

[Everlong]

wrap it round your ***?

Lol, put the clingfilm away and google Durex.

[Clowgon]

Lol old moody lady. Great insult.

Why, thank you;)

[Swearwolf]

pinch the top and roll it down.

[Aflux]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s22_HMugjZ0

[Corporal]

LOL.
Hold the top so there's air in it still.
then roll it on mate.
we had to do this is PSE.
;)
LOL
so theres no air in.

btw dont put it over your balls.

[Moh]

http://www.swish.org.uk/files/u1/condominfo.gif

[dirrty]

ask ur dad to demonstrate.

[brandon]

They're called condoms not comdoms and yeah it's not exactly hard.

[Moh]

LOL.
Hold the top so there's air in it still.
then roll it on mate.
we had to do this is PSE.
;)
you got your penis our in your PSE lesson?


They're called condoms not comdoms and yeah it's not exactly hard.
cumdoms would be a better name ;)

[FlyingJesus]

it won't be hard :S LOL


it isnt hard LOL

It bloody well should be lol, it won't work if not


Lol *Gets reminded of the teen orgy story in world news*

There was an orgy of like 50 teens a mile or two from my house a couple weeks back haha, house got mullered

[Moh]

There was an orgy of like 50 teens a mile or two from my house a couple weeks back haha, house got mullered
Did you join in?

[FlyingJesus]

Nah I was clubbing at the time lol

[Titch]

Step 1
http://www.feelconfident.co.uk/condoms/condoms_pictures/how-to/pic1.gifPut the condom on when the penis is erect, before there is any contact between the penis and your partner's body. Fluid released from the penis during the early stages of an erection can contain sperm and organisms that can caused STI''s.
Step 2
http://www.feelconfident.co.uk/condoms/condoms_pictures/how-to/pic2.gifTear along one side of the foil, being sure not to rip the condom inside.
Carefully remove the condom.

Step 3
http://www.feelconfident.co.uk/condoms/condoms_pictures/how-to/pic3.gifAir trapped inside a condom could cause it to break. To avoid this, squeeze the closed end of the condom between your forefinger and thumb and place the condom over the erect penis.
Be sure that the roll is on the outside.


Step 4
http://www.feelconfident.co.uk/condoms/condoms_pictures/how-to/pic4.gifWhile still squeezing the closed end, use your other hand to unroll the condom gently down the full length of the penis. Make sure the condom stays in place during sex; if it rolls up, roll it back into place immediately.
If the condom comes off, withdraw the penis and put on a new condom before intercourse continues.

Step 5
http://www.feelconfident.co.uk/condoms/condoms_pictures/how-to/pic5.gifSoon after ejaculation, withdraw the penis while it is still erect by holding the condom firmly in place. Remove the condom only when the penis is fully withdrawn.
Keep both the penis and condom clear from contact with your partner's body.

Step 6
http://www.feelconfident.co.uk/condoms/condoms_pictures/how-to/pic6.gifDispose of the used condom hygienically. Wrap the condom in a tissue and place it in a bin (do not flush it down the toilet).
NEVER USE A CONDOM MORE THAN ONCE.

[FlyingJesus]

Keep both the penis and condom clear from contact with your partner's body.

And miss the best part? Slapping them round the face with it afterwards is the only thing that makes having to use the damned things worthwhile.

[Jordy]

It worries me you can't even spell condom correctly yet, it just proves how little education you did have. Honestly though you'll look a right fool talking about 'comdoms', they sound similar but there is a difference.

[Tbh]

btw dont put it over your balls.


ROFL! (makeslonger)

[360]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iATRoTxASwQ

[carrick]

yes i know how
you pull back your foreskin and put the condom over the head of the penis only
then you put your foreskin over the condom

:)

[Tbh]

yes i know how
you pull back your foreskin and put the condom over the head of the penis only
then you put your foreskin over the condom

:)

i lol'd

[Metric1]

Make sure you put the right part out, like the part you roll down.

[Adam$]

LOL.
Hold the top so there's air in it still.
then roll it on mate.
we had to do this is PSE.
;)
what, in front of everyone?

[Ashley 12344]

Bite a little hole in the end - need to let air in and what not.

[Adam$]

also, it's "condom" not "comdom"

[Thr@ne]

Yes last week i found out as we had a day at school with stuff like that in.
Yup.

[Kieran]

Pretty obvious the majority of the people on here are pre-pubescent who have merely looked at how to put a condom on and don't have the experience of putting one on. I think the childish comments back this point up.

[bo$$]

I fail to see why some people think that this is funny.. In the words of some "Pretty Mature :rolleyes:"


@the spelling 'comdom' it's been said more then once.. I'm sure he gets it.

It'd be best to just watch youtubes or something on it.. rather then asking the people here who jump at you if you don't know how.. lol.

[GhostFace-]

never used a condom but you simply put it on.. i guess, then a 13 year old should know that.

[Aflux]

@the spelling 'comdom' it's been said more then once.. I'm sure he gets it.

You've spelled condom wrong, thread starter.

[benjamin]

Just because you may have never put one on before, doesn't mean you don't know how to.

&For the record, yes I have put one on, so I'm not just saying it. :rolleyes:
Pretty obvious the majority of the people on here are pre-pubescent who have merely looked at how to put a condom on and don't have the experience of putting one on. I think the childish comments back this point up.

[j]

Squeeze the tip to release the air and roll it up..

[bo$$]

You've spelled condom wrong, thread starter.

You're a hoot.. honestly.

[lew!]

Yup i know how to put it on.
Make sure theres no air at the top.lool

[Xeros]

Lol we had to do these in PSE. Hold the top and roll it on

[Pyroka]

if you dunno how to do it, ask the girl/guy who youre ******** to put it on for you. you'll learn then i guess. if they don't know, ask a bystander. im sure they wouldnt mind helping out in the prevention of moar human starvation due to the large population growth!

play your part, help a chap!

[Slowpoke]

yes i know how
you pull back your foreskin and put the condom over the head of the penis only
then you put your foreskin over the condom

:)

are you ******* joking

[Metric1]

yes i know how
you pull back your foreskin and put the condom over the head of the penis only
then you put your foreskin over the condom

:)

LOL, what if you're cut?

[Jord]

roll it on loll

[Virgin Mary]

Get your lover to hold it up between their teeth then put it on you by rolling it over your penis and at the same time you'll be deep-throating them ok

[FlyingJesus]

At high school right by the end of year 11 they suddenly realised we were all getting action and they never taught us this (we worked it out ourselves, it's not difficult) so they brought in a couple of penis models which were molded rubber and borrowed from the local all-girls school and made us all do them. What you may not know is that I was at an all-boys school for my high school so naturally we thought this was hilarious and set about trying to shove these things up unsuspecting pupils and teachers, making nice balloon animals out of the condoms and stashing half of them for personal use rather than trying them out.

Good times.

[Metric1]

At high school right by the end of year 11 they suddenly realised we were all getting action and they never taught us this (we worked it out ourselves, it's not difficult) so they brought in a couple of penis models which were molded rubber and borrowed from the local all-girls school and made us all do them. What you may not know is that I was at an all-boys school for my high school so naturally we thought this was hilarious and set about trying to shove these things up unsuspecting pupils and teachers, making nice balloon animals out of the condoms and stashing half of them for personal use rather than trying them out.

Good times.

LOL.. why would you need to steal/use condoms at an all boys school

[lScottl]

Word of advice.. do NOT try putting one on/taking one off without an erection.

[kk.]

Yh lol

Why carry one around with you though? Has anyone caught you with it lmao

Edit; lol someones tried it ^^

[FlyingJesus]

LOL.. why would you need to steal/use condoms at an all boys school

Had girlfriends outside the school lol, we weren't THAT close as a school community haha

[Hazza]

you got your penis our in your PSE lesson?


cumdoms would be a better name ;)
Plastic ones, LOL :)
Use your brain :P

[Metric1]

Had girlfriends outside the school lol, we weren't THAT close as a school community haha

Oh, I was thinking all boys boarding school.

[RedStratocas]

all you guys saying it's not hard: ever seen 40 year old virgin?

[@xP]

ye i do know hw to.

ty for asking.

[kk.]

all you guys saying it's not hard: ever seen 40 year old virgin?

lol, but thats completely different. He's like :eusa_droo