The Professor
25-03-2008, 12:56 AM
They'd probably be something like this dude:
Warning: Contains strong language (and several words for boobs)
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/1490-Zero-Punctuation-Tomb-Raider-Anniversary
He goes by the name of Yahtzee and reviews games in this weirdly wonderful style for the online magazine "the escapist". You have to have some degree of intelligence to get some of the jokes, and you have to be on the ball for everything he says to register before it gets replaced with more things, but I've never laughed so hard at anything. His other reviews can be seen here (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation.2). They are highly addictive, so make sure you have a couple of hours spare ;)
I would apologise to mods for the bad language, but that would create a monologue of me forgiving myself, so I won't :D
Enjoy
Warning: Contains strong language (and several words for boobs)
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/1490-Zero-Punctuation-Tomb-Raider-Anniversary
He goes by the name of Yahtzee and reviews games in this weirdly wonderful style for the online magazine "the escapist". You have to have some degree of intelligence to get some of the jokes, and you have to be on the ball for everything he says to register before it gets replaced with more things, but I've never laughed so hard at anything. His other reviews can be seen here (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation.2). They are highly addictive, so make sure you have a couple of hours spare ;)
I would apologise to mods for the bad language, but that would create a monologue of me forgiving myself, so I won't :D
Enjoy