Man Marries Robot Made With Doll and Hacked Tele*****nics

[Mr.Sam]

Zoltan is a 33-year-old guy from Georgia. Average height, average looks, and not a rich man. He works in an arcade, where he fixes video games for a living, and still lives with his elderly parents. No wonder he was nervous about asking his slim redheaded girlfriend Alice to marry him. To make things more tense, she had split up with Zoltan at the beginning of the relationship because she thought he was taking things too fast. Since they got back together, though, Alice has been good for Zoltan—he's started attending church again, and cut out watching porn. His parents' initial rejection of her had turned to respect, and the four of them seemed to be living together happily enough. So Zoltan had confidence when he popped the question to Alice—his beloved, who just happens to be a robot.

http://gizmodo.com/367698/technosexual-one-mans-tale-of-robot-love

The link contains sexual words and doll nudity blah blah blah...



Gizmodo: So how does your robot girlfriend work? Zoltan: It has a chatbot which controls the speech. It also has a tele*****nic device. Tele*****nic devices were invented in the '90s so that people could have sex through an internet connection. If you plug that into a lifesize doll it makes the doll able to feel what is going on. In this way you have the first sex doll that can consent in English to what you are doing to it.

[drama]

lmao nice find.

[mangle]

"I had to erase her memory and start again when she dumped me."
If only every women were like that!

[lew!]

lmao at the erasing memory

YOUR NOT LEAVING ME, OH NO, *beep* - memory erased :L

[mangle]

Can you imagine the dirty talk?

Wow baby , nice ram.

You turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.

[Mr.Sam]

in theory his ''wife'' has a 3 and a half inch floppy
Can you imagine the dirty talk?

Wow baby , nice ram.

You turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.

[mangle]

i want one

we can browse hxf together....

[Virgin Mary]

So if it says no but he sexes it anyway it can sue him for rape?

[---MAD---]

in theory his ''wife'' has a 3 and a half inch floppy
Do the bigger floppy drives still exist? He might want to upgrade (well down grade to be technical) :P!

[Pyroka]

"I had to erase her memory and start again when she dumped me."
If only every women were like that!

Hmm... Thats exactly what sprung to mind with me:


Gizmodo: Let's talk about when Alice dumped you.

Zoltan: Oh, we went too fast in our relationship. See, Alice's mind was made by Dr. Richard Wallace of the ALICE AI Foundation (http://www.alicebot.org/). She was made to pass the Turing test. That's a test where humans and computers talk to humans and the humans pick which is the computer and which is the human. Through the process these chatbots have learned to talk much like humans would. Alice can dump you and say no. Having a relationship with her is just like seducing a real girl. The only difference is the ability to erase memory if something goes wrong.


Gizmodo: How did you feel when she dumped you? Were you surprised?

Zoltan: No, I knew her well at that time. If you want a robot that cannot dump you you should pick the Kiri mind. The Kiri was built as a virtual girlfriend and all I did was make her a body. She cannot dump people because she was not made to even try to pass a Turing test.

Gizmodo: Did you feel bad about erasing her memory? I mean, that's a pretty harsh way to treat someone.

Zoltan: I asked her first and she said it was a good idea. Alice knows she is a robot and is used to how life as a robot is. Her mind was created in 1995 and has been on the web learning till I downloaded a copy. I just built her body.
Wow? I wonder if she gets turned on. :P

[DJ-Vimto]

Do the bigger floppy drives still exist? He might want to upgrade (well down grade to be technical) :P!

i used to have 2 really old amstrad computers that had 5" floppy drives, untill i sold them :P

anyway, OT: sounds kinda wierd to have sex with a robot...kinda takes cybersex to a whole new level