You're at a club...

[Scarcely]

You're in a club (14-17) and surrounded by girls...
What do you do to get a girl?
Go up to them and ask for a dance?
Tell me your stories or theories.

:)

[cocaine]

well if you're in a club surrounded by girls then you're scored some

just ask one haha :P

[alex 1889]

Never go to a club without someone you know, chat to your friend and get to know your friends friends then soon haldf the people in the club will be getting to know you, then ask one out at the end.

[Ichig0]

I find rohypnol works well.

[xander]

flirt, start dancing, then whoever looks most fit/up for it then you take your chance.

[Redacted]

Accidently touch there bum!

Then say sorry, and theyl be like dont worry.

Then you go.. I got a bare hard on..

And they go.. let me see..

Then from there :)

[Slowpoke]

Who the hell asks for a dance? Is that not just from films? Just start talking to her or something... :S

[Abbie.]

if they're dancing

dance with them :]


LOL.. dont do what bailey did to me, DONT dance behind them, unless u want slapped

[Mario]

say "i'd tap that so hard you'd explode" that's what i do.

[Abbie.]

say "i'd tap that so hard you'd explode" that's what i do.

LOL


i really couldnt see that working haha..

[mangle]

Use chloroform , works every time!

[Ashley 12344]

Spike 'em.

Just start dancing with 'em don't ya.

But 14-17 clubs aren't worth it anyway. No alcohol = no point.

[Mitch4?]

i tbh just go over and start busting some moves, ha, then grab their hand, walk over the bar and start talking to them - then kiss them, you can tell in their eyes if they like you, and if they do, run into the bathroom with them and don't forget to put on your wellies.

[Jinc]

Most girls arn't going to just get with you unless both of you are pretty drunk. So yeah.. sounds like a pretty dry club.
Whatever you do, don't ask them lol.. just go for it.

[Everlong]

Most girls arn't going to just get with you unless both of you are pretty drunk. So yeah.. sounds like a pretty dry club.
Whatever you do, don't ask them lol.. just go for it.


Lol don't ask them? im pretty sure thats illegal :eusa_whis

[:Edzy]

Accidently touch there bum!

Then say sorry, and theyl be like dont worry.

Then you go.. I got a bare hard on..

And they go.. let me see..

Then from there :)

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[LoveHateHero]

"get your coat, you're pulled".

[EskiBartender]

"Heres 50p, ring your mum, you aren't coming home tonight."

[Metric1]

where do they have these teen clubs?

[Scarcely]

if they're dancing

dance with them :]


LOL.. dont do what bailey did to me, DONT dance behind them, unless u want slapped

****, quite wierd how you mentioned that...
As it's what I did :( Oh dear...
I thought "... this, I'm not leaving here without pulling"
so, y'know..
I didn't get slapped, her number instead. But she weren't too fit.

[buttons]

compliment them, obviously, but don't dance unless you can.

[PaintYourTarget]

Talking at the bar generally works,
but I have the habbit of flicking my hair around and letting friends of friends talk to me.

[verda]

Throw in a few chat-up lines, one of my personal favourites is..

You: "Has anyone ever told you that you remind them of milk?"
Her: "No, why?"
You: "Well, your making my bone grow real strong!"

Good luck.

[Hiro]

I'd ask them if my handkerchief smelt like chloroform.


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[leah]

Lol tbh flirty cheeky boys make me giggle, which is good.
so like, obv not crappy chat up lines,
but go up to one and be like hey sexy wanna dance ;)
they would obv say yeh.

[Fehm]

Well.. youve got a group of girls around you, take your pic.. Giv'um a hug, and .. let the motion of lurv take you from there..

[iAdam]

You get a few mates around you and mingle, get one person to introduce you all then it rolls from there.

[Davii]

"get your coat, you're pulled".
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& At person saying use chloroform how the hell would that help you in any way?

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[leah]

LOL Dan you make me Laugh, is that how you got Immi?
:P



I'd ask them if my handkerchief smelt like chloroform.

[Pyroka]

I find rohypnol works well.

I LET OUT A LARGE LAUGH AT THAT XD DATEEEE-RAPPEEEEE! ^^


Throw in a few chat-up lines, one of my personal favourites is..

You: "Has anyone ever told you that you remind them of milk?"
Her: "No, why?"
You: "Well, your making my bone grow real strong!"

Good luck.

omg, i love these chatup lines because theyre so funny and corny xD


You get a few mates around you and mingle, get one person to introduce you all then it rolls from there.

i agree with that one completely. go with a couple of mates & see if theyve got mates going, and eventually youll know the whole club. Thats how I did something like that... mind you, it was a 18th b'day but the concept was all the same. ;)

[Sabbath]

Ask her if she has any grey poupon, and then eat caviar with her.

[Sulai]

Id walk up to one of them and say "hi, listen i'll put it as simple as i can make it..... i have condoms, wanna help me use them".

if they walk off, they walk off..... you might get lucky with someone else....

[bizzle]

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[partie2]

You're in a club (14-17) and surrounded by girls...
What do you do to get a girl?
Go up to them and ask for a dance?
Tell me your stories or theories.

:)

say did it hurt when you feel down from heaven or spike there drink with rohypnol.. lol :eusa_danc

[Puma!]

I'd ask them if my handkerchief smelt like chloroform.


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HAHAHAHA LMAO LMAO

IM CRYING AT MY COMPUTER DESK, FUNNYIEST THING EVER!

*On topic* Not being funny, but most girls who go to 'those' clubs are desprate for it anyway. Me and my mate usually wait till the last 20 minutes, find two girls who are dancing with each other and wollah!


Main importance is a friend who is fitter than yourself, as he can be the one who does all the talking.

[Azul]

stories or theories.

Er, what?

Just start dancing with the one you like, if she isn't interested move on.

[luce]

Erm i dunno coz i dont go to clubs but i think asking them to dance is a start i spose :P

But surley yo cant figgure it out for yourself :)