Worst films ever!

[Thetan]

Well, I made a worst musician ever thread, and now im making a worst films ever thread!

I say Epic Movie!

[Misawa]

In my opinion, the following are the worst films of all time, that I have personally seen.

Leonard Part 6
Manos: The Hands Of Fate
Lima: Breaking The Silence
Troll 2

[Redacted]

Epic movie is crap.

They may aswell call it Narnia 2

[Misawa]

Epic Movie and its sequel are a LOT worse than The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, And The Wardrobe, as medicore as that was. Oh, and there is a sequel being released later this year entitled Prince Caspian, much to your delight...

[Nereo]

epic movie is bad.

apparently dumb and dumber 2 or whatever its called is the worst sequel ever but i never seen it

[Oidz]

I Saw Meet The Spartans with my mates, I thought it was absolutely crap. Pirates of the caribiean at worlds end wasnt as good as the 1st 2 I thought that sucked aswell.

Meet the spartans overall is not funny.

[Klydo]

Braveheart
Great story, bad film. If they actually bothered to get their facts right about a very important part of Scottish history then I would of enjoyed it more. If they had gotten some great Scottish actors to play the roles instead of Americans that would of also have been a bonus.

AND

Nightmare Before Christmas
It's plain boring and I can't understand why my ex-girlfriend made me watch it 3 times.

[Neil]

Gotta be Water Dragon, what a stupid movie

[Abbie.]

lord of the rings
starwars
bruce almighty
love actually


the list goes on.. LOL

[Misawa]

lord of the rings
starwars
bruce almighty
love actually


the list goes on.. LOL

Star Wars, Jesus Christ.

[Rarelime]

Napoleon Dynamite.

[Abbie.]

Star Wars, Jesus Christ.

yes.

i dont get it...

why have you got that in italics?

[Robbie]

An Epic Fail, I mean, Movie.

[drama]

The film britney spears did, crossroads.

[Abbie.]

The film britney spears did, crossroads.

LOOOL

ive watched that dvd loads (ashamedd)

and me and christopher used to do the sing along bit as well hahaha

[Xeck]

Hercules in New York.. sooo bad.

[Eamonn]

The film britney spears did, crossroads.
i like that film..


urmmmmm the worse films i have seen recently our 'dan in real life' and 'ps i love you'

eughhhhhh 'dan in real life' literally has no storyline, so crap.

[Neversoft]

lord of the rings
starwars
bruce almighty
love actually


the list goes on.. LOL

Lord of the Rings... Star Wars... are you mad?

[Neil]

lord of the rings
starwars
bruce almighty
love actually


the list goes on.. LOL

Star Wars...Worst films ever..? I hope to God you posted that in the wrong thread o.O

[RedStratocas]

urmmmmm the worse films i have seen recently our 'dan in real life' and 'ps i love you'

eughhhhhh 'dan in real life' literally has no storyline, so crap.

huh? dan in real life has a storyline. i can sum it up in one sentence, actually: A widower who, at a family gathering, discovers that a woman he had a very brief but strong relation with is actually dating his brother and struggles to cope with the hypocrisies he faces with his daughters in trying to get her back.

anyway, the hulk was really bad, even though i loveeee edward norton. 10,000 bc was disgustingly horrible at best.

[-Undiscovered]

Knocked up. I watched half of it, and got bored.

[buttons]

lord of the rings
starwars
bruce almighty
love actually


the list goes on.. LOL
starwars is brilliant.

but yeh, erm, meet the sparatans, ring2, i saw paris hiltons the hottie and the noughtie IT WAS AWFUL, gawd. freeky friday (both) are crap, and erm i dunno.

[Eamonn]

huh? dan in real life has a storyline. i can sum it up in one sentence, actually: A widower who, at a family gathering, discovers that a woman he had a very brief but strong relation with is actually dating his brother and struggles to cope with the hypocrisies he faces with his daughters in trying to get her back.

anyway, the hulk was really bad, even though i loveeee edward norton. 10,000 bc was disgustingly horrible at best.


you managed to sum up a storyline from the mess they called a film. congratulations because for me all i saw was trip>meet woman>awkwardness with family>trying to win the woman back

totally unadventurous, predictable and not something i would of personally of class as a storyline, more a jumble of scenes.

[Misawa]

huh? dan in real life has a storyline. i can sum it up in one sentence, actually: A widower who, at a family gathering, discovers that a woman he had a very brief but strong relation with is actually dating his brother and struggles to cope with the hypocrisies he faces with his daughters in trying to get her back.

anyway, the hulk was really bad, even though i loveeee edward norton. 10,000 bc was disgustingly horrible at best.

Hulk, the dud from 2003, was not Norton. Edward stars in a revamped film in the summer called The Hulk.

[RedStratocas]

you managed to sum up a storyline from the mess they called a film. congratulations because for me all i saw was trip>meet woman>awkwardness with family>trying to win the woman back

totally unadventurous, predictable and not something i would of personally of class as a storyline, more a jumble of scenes.

so you went from "it has no plot" to "the plot is bad"? awesome consistancy, dood.


Hulk, the dud from 2003, was not Norton. Edward stars in a revamped film in the summer called The Hulk.

oh really? i saw the one from 2003 a while back, all i remember was thinking it was horrible, and i just recently saw norton paired with hulk, so i assumed. so cool, norton is still one of the finest actors produced in the past few decades.

[Eamonn]

so you went from "it has no plot" to "the plot is bad"? awesome consistancy, dood.



oh really? i saw the one from 2003 a while back, all i remember was thinking it was horrible, and i just recently saw norton paired with hulk, so i assumed. so cool, norton is still one of the finest actors produced in the past few decades.

excuse me? i think you're trying to put words in my mouth now, i never went from "it has not plot" to "the plot is bad", as far as i was aware in my posts i went from "it has no storyline" to "it still has no storyline"?

[RedStratocas]

excuse me? i think you're trying to put words in my mouth now, i never went from "it has not plot" to "the plot is bad", as far as i was aware in my posts i went from "it has no storyline" to "it still has no storyline"?

im not, it just doesnt make any sense. how can it be unpredictable if it jumps around randomly like you say? i dont care if you think it's a bad movie, but it's got a very simple plot, really :/ movies like napoleon dynamite are more of a character analysis and don't have a plot, there are lots of movies with no plot, but this one really isn't one of them.

[leah]

some of the Harry potter films look craaap cos the books upstaged them?

[Jord]

Braveheart
Great story, bad film. If they actually bothered to get their facts right about a very important part of Scottish history then I would of enjoyed it more. If they had gotten some great Scottish actors to play the roles instead of Americans that would of also have been a bonus.

AND

Nightmare Before Christmas
It's plain boring and I can't understand why my ex-girlfriend made me watch it 3 times.


I loved nightmare befor christmas!

:D


Worst film umm Paris hilton in pledge this god it was boring.

[le harry]

Megaloden. It really is the worst movie you will ever see. Not because it has a crap storyline, but because it's been terribly made.

[samsaBEAR]

epic movie and meet the spartens

[Swearwolf]

lord of the rings and nightmare before christmas and corpse bride. not forgetting hsm

[risque]

Braveheart
Great story, bad film. If they actually bothered to get their facts right about a very important part of Scottish history then I would of enjoyed it more. If they had gotten some great Scottish actors to play the roles instead of Americans that would of also have been a bonus.

AND

Nightmare Before Christmas
It's plain boring and I can't understand why my ex-girlfriend made me watch it 3 times.
NBC is one of the best movies Tim Burton ever made.


Knocked up. I watched half of it, and got bored.

Katherine Heigl is a well good actress and the storyline is hilarious. Perhaps not to your preferance but whatever.

I agree with the Star Wars movies, I can't stand them - they're boriiing.

[iTech]

Megaloden. It really is the worst movie you will ever see. Not because it has a crap storyline, but because it's been terribly made.

Shark Attack 3: Megalodon?

Terrible film.


Whoever says Star Wars was crap, it set the style for some of the greatest CGI recentely actually.

Nightmare Before Christmas was one of Tim Burtons greatest movies!

I was fairly dissapointed with Se7en, as you'd expect more from Brad Pitt & Morganfreeman.

Starship Troopers 2 also a terrible sequel, high hopes for number 3.

Hulk from 2003, the only movie I ever walked out from. The Hulk was meant to be more comical, following on with Spiderman but they went too deep with it.

[Oleh]

I would have to say Golden compass i actually fell asleep in the cinema watching it , and the italian job (New one)

[Misawa]

Megalodon is a seperate film to Shark Attack 3. I own both. In fact, I own all shark movies.

[Hushie]

High School Musical and Hairspray


Although hairspray has some cool bits.

[Neil]

you managed to sum up a storyline from the mess they called a film. congratulations because for me all i saw was trip>meet woman>awkwardness with family>trying to win the woman back

totally unadventurous, predictable and not something i would of personally of class as a storyline, more a jumble of scenes.

That is a plot...It may be a bad plot but it is still a plot :rolleyes:



The worst films ever are anything with the following;

Barbie and anything related
Romance movies are bad, they should be TV shows then I don't see them while looking for a movie to watch xD
Horror movies that don't scare me - Watching someone die isn't scary in a movie :rolleyes:

Some of the worst movies in my opinion, reasons,

Barbie - Well...Yea obvious here...

Romance - Snore..If I wanted to see this rubbish I'd watch Eastenders they generally have the same sort of plots for romance as alot of movies

Horror movies - Well believe it or not blood, gore and guts just isn't scary, things that would be scary are things like being followed by something you can't understand and makes odd unhuman-like noises, not watching a women have her skin ripped from her body, that's more funny than scary really

[Misawa]

That is a plot...It may be a bad plot but it is still a plot :rolleyes:



The worst films ever are anything with the following;

Barbie and anything related
Romance movies are bad, they should be TV shows then I don't see them while looking for a movie to watch xD
Horror movies that don't scare me - Watching someone die isn't scary in a movie :rolleyes:

Some of the worst movies in my opinion, reasons,

Barbie - Well...Yea obvious here...

Romance - Snore..If I wanted to see this rubbish I'd watch Eastenders they generally have the same sort of plots for romance as alot of movies

Horror movies - Well believe it or not blood, gore and guts just isn't scary, things that would be scary are things like being followed by something you can't understand and makes odd unhuman-like noises, not watching a women have her skin ripped from her body, that's more funny than scary really

Horror has its own place in cinema, and the genre continues to sicken and scare people to this day.

[Eamonn]

im not, it just doesnt make any sense. how can it be unpredictable if it jumps around randomly like you say? i dont care if you think it's a bad movie, but it's got a very simple plot, really :/ movies like napoleon dynamite are more of a character analysis and don't have a plot, there are lots of movies with no plot, but this one really isn't one of them.

there you go again, i never said the play 'jumps around randomly' i clearly just put those few points because otherwise i would of been typing for quite a while and why respond to my post if you don't care about my opinion, yes my opinion was that it didn't have a plot, well not one i distinquished in my own person opinion ;)


That is a plot...It may be a bad plot but it is still a plot :rolleyes:


excuse me? i've stated that in my own opinion it didn't have a plot, i never said it had a bad plot because as i have said i said i didn't think it had a plot, i said it was a bad film so really read before you type, saves yourself the embarassement :)

[Xeck]

Megalodon is a seperate film to Shark Attack 3. I own both. In fact, I own all shark movies.

Aaaaaahahaha!! What a classic! Shart Attack 3 is bloody hilarious. It's so poorly made but I couldn't label it as one of the worst films ever because it made me laugh so much. :] The acting is just amazing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FSQwH3WafI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8Xb4LSFMJk&feature=related

A friend of mine has all the shark attack films along with some other reaallyy bad ones, like Primal Species:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ax1O0EYV7ok&feature=user

[Brody]

hostel part 2 i thought was really bad along with epic movie

[Slowpoke]

hostel part 2 i thought was really bad along with epic movie

I agree, it has such a boring start. The only good bit was.. well I'd probably be infracted for describing it! :D

[Neil]

excuse me? i've stated that in my own opinion it didn't have a plot, i never said it had a bad plot because as i have said i said i didn't think it had a plot, i said it was a bad film so really read before you type, saves yourself the embarassement :)

You can't have an opinion on whether a plot to a movie existed or not :rolleyes:

It either did or it didn't and would be a fact, you can't just say "in my opinion (movie) had no plot" because then you look silly, it obviously has a plot, you can have your opinion of how good the plot was but no whether it was their or not

[iTech]

I quite enjoyed Primal Species.
If that's the one, where at the beginning they hijack the truck full of the
actual dinosaurs?

& Eamonn, you're only embarrassing yourself. Everything has a plot, even if it doesn't seem like it.

A script, is evidence of the plot really. As it has all the lines, stage directions etc.

[Eamonn]

You can't have an opinion on whether a plot to a movie existed or not :rolleyes:

It either did or it didn't and would be a fact, you can't just say "in my opinion (movie) had no plot" because then you look silly, it obviously has a plot, you can have your opinion of how good the plot was but no whether it was their or not

who says so? something can be an opinion yet still a fact, who are you to decide that, because in my opinion it didn't, because when you dismiss that someone has expressed it is their own opinion multiple times you start to look silly :rolleyes:

& embarassing myself? your own opinion, something some people don't realize on these forums.

[Dan2nd]

Mr Beans Holiday

[DJDecliner]

lord of the rings
starwars
bruce almighty
love actually


the list goes on.. LOL
I liked bruce Almighty!

[iTech]

I liked bruce Almighty!

Wow...


Post the ones you hate aswell? :rolleyes: