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brandon
31-03-2008, 12:08 PM
A TORTOISE whose owner claims it is addicted to smoking can apparently finish a cigarette in four minutes.
Owner Li Yun from the town of Kouqian in Yongji county, said his pet was addicted to cigarettes after it started smoking smouldering butts he left lying around his garden.
He said the animal is now addicted and he has timed it smoking a cigarette in four minutes, and gets upset if he can’t smoke half a pack a day.
He said: “Whenever I smoke the tortoise lifts its head out of the water and stares at the cigarette. If I don’t let it smoke, it swims around crazily in its little pond, scratching the sides.
“The tortoise won’t stop until I give it a cigarette and it bites the butt, and you can see the tip glowing. Within four minutes the cigarette is gone.”
Tang Jingwen, deputy secretary-general of the Jilin City Animal Protection Association, said they wanted to contact Yun over his claims.
He said: “If the tortoise smokes voluntarily there is little we can do, but we want him to stop making it public.”

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article981431.ece
On that link there is a picture of the tortoise. I feel for it but I just found it all rather amusing, especially the picture of the tortoise.

-Eyeless-
31-03-2008, 12:11 PM
HAHAHAHA :)

Slowpoke
31-03-2008, 12:12 PM
I like how he claimed that it became addicted. It's not as if it went a stole cigarettes from the owner, the owner must of forced one on it.

Nereo
31-03-2008, 12:42 PM
I wonder if nicotine patches would work?

e5
31-03-2008, 12:43 PM
LMAO you just wouldn't give him a cigarette? :S

jesus
31-03-2008, 12:53 PM
Haha, fantastic. I wonder how it got 'addicted'?

FlyingJesus
31-03-2008, 12:59 PM
Hahaha I want one

Redacted
31-03-2008, 01:01 PM
He is butt sucking! :(

FlyingJesus
31-03-2008, 01:08 PM
He is butt sucking! :(

lol init and looks like it's gonna Elvis up well bad too, he can't be that experienced haha

Jordy
31-03-2008, 02:28 PM
He looks pretty cute tbh and it's a cute story :P - He smokes a ciggy in 4 minutes is that fast/slow/normal?

This answers the question to how it got addicted


Owner Li Yun from the town of Kouqian in Yongji county, said his pet was addicted to cigarettes after it started smoking smouldering butts he left lying around his garden.

Slowpoke
31-03-2008, 02:34 PM
He looks pretty cute tbh and it's a cute story :P - He smokes a ciggy in 4 minutes is that fast/slow/normal?

This answers the question to how it got addicted

lol i didn't understand that. and to answer your question, it's fast.

Adam$
31-03-2008, 10:55 PM
LOL.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00461/turtle2_682_461240a.jpg

GommeInc
31-03-2008, 11:17 PM
LOL.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00461/turtle2_682_461240a.jpg
That just doesn't look real...

Cavaz
01-04-2008, 10:43 AM
Shows how harsh people treat these things. That turtle will die becoz of smokinz!!!!!11

Does that mean he can't smoke in public places?

Ugawa
01-04-2008, 10:45 AM
Omg how did it get started in the first place :o lol

XX

Lyca
01-04-2008, 10:45 AM
LMAO you just wouldn't give him a cigarette? :S
but then he will get mad :(

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