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Clowgon
02-04-2008, 06:56 PM
What a funny question to ask hey? :P

I have twice. A few years back i was going up the escalator and my hand got stuck. I could'nt move it, and i starting screaming. :eusa_whis

So have you Cheated Death?

Pyroka
02-04-2008, 06:57 PM
No, not really. I've cheated on the Game of Life though...

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Mr.Sam
02-04-2008, 07:01 PM
I've ''Cracked'' my head 3/4 times.

benjamin
02-04-2008, 07:02 PM
i guess
i was in a pretty serious car accident day after my 13th birthday, i was with my pregnant step mum and she nearly lost the baby. (thankfully she didn't, and my little sister is a healthy three year old =])

Discharge Man
02-04-2008, 07:04 PM
Didn't realise there were any cheats for "Death" - does it stop you from getting the achievements if you enter them?

Nah, I haven't really - only nearly got pushed off a cliff that's about it.

Moh
02-04-2008, 07:06 PM
Nearly fell down the stairs a few times, but wouldnt really call it cheating death :p

joshuar
02-04-2008, 07:09 PM
When I was about 1 I couldn't get into a door, so I threw my head through a glass panel on it.

Not sure if I nearly died but it looked horrific from what I've been told :P

Misawa
02-04-2008, 07:09 PM
Well one time I nearly slid down the Grand Canyon.

Moh
02-04-2008, 07:14 PM
Oh, I forgot about this :P

When I was 3 or 4, this big kitchen unit fell on me (Lucky it was in a shop on display), and the door hit my head. Left me with a broken nose and a scare on my forehead (Not a large scar, can hardly see it now ). But you can tell with my nose :(

Misawa
02-04-2008, 07:16 PM
And then you enrolled in a magical school.

Eamonn
02-04-2008, 07:23 PM
how did your hand get stuck on the escalator lmaoo?

Corporal
02-04-2008, 07:24 PM
Nope, saved someone though.

PaulMacC
02-04-2008, 07:26 PM
When I was 12, I was in town with my friends, I was lagging behind abit and the bus was about the leave so I ran across the road and a car was coming straight at me, I was running across the road and the car was coming down so I slid across the bumper of it and I had a burn mark on my butt for 1 month, it was hard to even sit down.

Moh
02-04-2008, 07:27 PM
And then you enrolled in a magical school.
Whos that aimed at?

Davii
02-04-2008, 07:37 PM
Whos that aimed at?
Obviously the person (you) with the scar on their forehead (think harry potter)

Metric1
02-04-2008, 07:37 PM
i was in a car accident.. i guess the airbags helped me cheat death..

Browney
02-04-2008, 07:39 PM
Didn't realise there were any cheats for "Death" - does it stop you from getting the achievements if you enter them?


LEFT, TRIANGLE, R1, L1, UP, SQUARE, TRIANGLE, DOWN, CIRCLE, L2, L1, L1 ;)

Err, cheated, no. Dont think I came that close really. I was in hospital for a case of severe appendicitis though. But like I said I dont think I came that close to deing to say I cheated death.

Moh
02-04-2008, 07:39 PM
Obviously the person (you) with the scar on their forehead (think harry potter)
Oh right, didn't think :p

Thats a fake scar on HP, mine the real thing :D

GhostFace-
02-04-2008, 07:41 PM
i almost choked and died a few dozen times.

Ashhizzle
02-04-2008, 07:43 PM
yes. i fell down the stairs.

Clowgon
02-04-2008, 07:44 PM
Oh, I forgot about this :P

When I was 3 or 4, this big kitchen unit fell on me (Lucky it was in a shop on display), and the door hit my head. Left me with a broken nose and a scare on my forehead (Not a large scar, can hardly see it now ). But you can tell with my nose :(

Ouch. Sorry about that.

bo$$
02-04-2008, 07:47 PM
I don't really think that there is anything as 'cheating' death. If it's meant to happen then it's gunna happen.

But yeah,
When I was born I was born a month early because I was 'tall' so the doctors thought that it was my time to come out and that resulted in the fat not developing properly on my body so I had to stay in an incubator with needles in my head and such. Apparently my heart stopped a few times and there were times when my mom would be around and my heart would be normal but then she'd leave the room and my heart would slow down (lol) and then I got a case of pneumonia. I've had teachers and stuff say that I'm even lucky to be alive lol.

Then I've been in a few car accidents and a bus accident but I didn't get hurt in them (that I can remember).

This last one COULD have been fatal but I dont know if I'd call it cheating death. I was crawling around when I was a baby and this 'huge' mirror fell and smashed on me. I think it was just like my hand that got hit because I've got the scar on my finger from stitches.

lew!
02-04-2008, 07:47 PM
nearly died from choking on a hard boiled sweeet at the pantomime, LOL i was just coughing and my dad carried me out nd my head hit the door, everyone was looking at me LMAO.

and a bad asthma attack i nearly nearly nearly died.

Clowgon
02-04-2008, 08:02 PM
[quote=Gert;4615960]nearly died from choking on a hard boiled sweeet at the pantomime, LOL i was just coughing and my dad carried me out nd my head hit the door, everyone was looking at me LMAO.

Ahaha, :D

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lew!
02-04-2008, 08:37 PM
at the time it really wasnt funny, lmao.
He just held me like this: (im the o--< lool)
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o---|--<
/ \
nd then i had some water and he was doing that thing on ur back and then i puked up with the sweet in th emiddle of it all LMAO, the cleaner just stared at me like omg u fool lol

g
02-04-2008, 08:52 PM
had cancer in leg but i dont think thats cheating death , but i freaked out when i woke up and had no leg lol

buttons
02-04-2008, 08:53 PM
yeh well i scammed death at FF.

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Toughened
02-04-2008, 08:57 PM
There was this one time, at band camp, when a sat on an oboe. It like, went up my anus. I thought I was going to die, but afterwards, I realised...

It was AWESOMEEE

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Adam$
02-04-2008, 09:19 PM
i guess
i was in a pretty serious car accident day after my 13th birthday, i was with my pregnant step mum and she nearly lost the baby. (thankfully she didn't, and my little sister is a healthy three year old =])I read that as "I was pregnant with my step mum," I was like wth.

on the subject, I choked once, that was it as far as I can remember.

lew!
02-04-2008, 09:25 PM
lool and me :L

7
02-04-2008, 09:27 PM
i tripped over the dog and broke my toe on the door frame, now thats one near death experience..

Judge Judy
02-04-2008, 09:29 PM
Had a "cotdeath".

RandomManJay
02-04-2008, 09:35 PM
About four times I think: Ran over by a car twice, drowned while living in Gijon in Spain and accidentally cut my wrist during my engineering class in year 10

Metric1
02-04-2008, 09:40 PM
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a77/AG2005/SonyDMC0202001.jpg

lew!
02-04-2008, 09:41 PM
o yea, forgot to say my teacher tried drowning me at swimming class in year 3 because i said i couldnt swim she shoved my head under water for a few minutes.

Adam$
02-04-2008, 09:44 PM
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a77/AG2005/SonyDMC0202001.jpg
bad, care to explain?

Metric1
02-04-2008, 09:46 PM
o yea, forgot to say my teacher tried drowning me at swimming class in year 3 because i said i couldnt swim she shoved my head under water for a few minutes.

o ya attempted murder?

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lew!
02-04-2008, 09:46 PM
lol, the whole class was just like OMG MISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i was crying nd everything lmaoooooooo, silly when i look back

Metric1
02-04-2008, 09:48 PM
bad, care to explain?

It was raining really hard out and my mom pulled out to pass somebody (huge ford truck) and then he lost control and hit us causing us to loose control and roll.

Adam$
02-04-2008, 09:49 PM
It was raining really hard out and my mom pulled out to pass somebody (huge ford truck) and then he lost control and hit us causing us to loose control and roll.
ouch, everyone alright?

Metric1
02-04-2008, 09:58 PM
I my ankle and I was pretty cut up. My mom was cut up aswell, but no broken bones!

Swearwolf
02-04-2008, 10:01 PM
when i was born i had jaundice rly bad

Technologic
02-04-2008, 10:01 PM
I fallen out my parents bedroom window and missed a rock on the flowerbed by like a foot :l.
And just yesteday i had a mild case of decompression illness lol

Pyroka
02-04-2008, 10:10 PM
I just realised, I once choked on a ball (no laughing *cri*) and it went right down my throat... Funnily enough, I swallowed it fine. God that sounds bad. Also, I once got hit on the head by a large brick when I was a baby. Apparently I could've died, but I think it's just the reason I'm so brain-damaged. (H)

Metric1
02-04-2008, 10:32 PM
I my ankle and I was pretty cut up. My mom was cut up aswell, but no broken bones!


That should have read "I crushed my ankle".

FlyingJesus
02-04-2008, 11:46 PM
I was nearly miscarried, I think I win.

leah
03-04-2008, 01:21 AM
when i was born i had Nemonia (sp)
err I almost choked on a 2p when i was 3
when i was on holiday I went on a kemakazi, and stopped right at the top of the drop.. it was so high and i froze, yah if i fell down I wouldn't have had enough speed and probably fell off =/

Lolol quite a few times for me ;o

Colin-Roberts
03-04-2008, 11:17 AM
I've never cheated death.. Screwed his wife instead..

Ontopic: Was born 2 months premature and had a huge skin desease.

Herman
03-04-2008, 12:30 PM
i was crossing the road without using the traffic lights and almost got knocked down by a truck. i was daydreaming, apparently.

when i was younger an iron fell on my head. it was located on top of the cupboard, and i pulled the wire, so. lol.

oh, and i almost choked on a large piece of ice -.-

Cypher-
03-04-2008, 12:47 PM
Two car crashes, the first when i was 11 left me in hospital for about 3 or 4 months while i learnt to walk again, the second i was driving and someone tried to overtake and then cut in causing me to fly into the side of his car then i went off the road and hit a tree and wrapped the car around it :( nice car :(

Yazatron
03-04-2008, 01:05 PM
Many times. I've nearly dropped things into the bath which were electrical but my amazing reflexes stop it in time. I have nearly dropped water in a toaster once. I nearly got run over about five times in one week, once. It's toned down now however, I am no longer at huge risk of dying.

Hushie
03-04-2008, 07:47 PM
I tripped this morning and got covered in booboos.

:blue_sad

Niall!
03-04-2008, 07:55 PM
I just realised, I once choked on a ball (no laughing *cri*) and it went right down my throat... Funnily enough, I swallowed it fine. God that sounds bad. Also, I once got hit on the head by a large brick when I was a baby. Apparently I could've died, but I think it's just the reason I'm so brain-damaged. (H)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


And um...

Not that I can remember, no.

Firehorse
03-04-2008, 08:06 PM
Quite a few times... I've stood at the edge of a tall fall many times and just managed not to get dizzy enough to lose balance. Had apendix removed when I was 6 (day later and it may have been the end).

So yer.. thats about it apart from almost being run down everyday on the way to school. That's London for yer.

Recursion
03-04-2008, 08:09 PM
I once electrocuted my self by taking a wall socket off and shoving my hand into the wires when I was three, God knows how I survived!

Firehorse
03-04-2008, 08:10 PM
I once electrocuted my self by taking a wall socket off and shoving my hand into the wires when I was three, God knows how I survived!

lol! how on earth would even a 3 year old fit their fingers into a socket?

Oleh
03-04-2008, 08:11 PM
i was 6 just moved into new house i was at top of driveway and mum run me over went straight over my arm broke the very edge of my ribs really close , i was rock climbing and my safety harness came loose i fell about 40 ft and swung out i finally stopped but i hit the wall crushed my nose broke my jaw and bruised two ribs

:Lively
03-04-2008, 08:21 PM
i'v been quite lucky, but apparently when i was three i found my way into the medecine cupboard, and swallowed a tub of pills.

iAdam
03-04-2008, 08:22 PM
Me and my mate thought we would have a go at parkour, my mate goes I bet you couldn't jump over that fence off the wall. Of course I had to prove him wrong, tripped on the fence, cut my wrist slightly and sprained my ankle, at A&E I just ocmes out with "I told you I could do it."

Teyauna.
03-04-2008, 08:26 PM
Yea. Once I almost drowned, I was at a party and everyone was eating and I was finished so I went in the pool and it was like there was stairs and a shallow end and then another step down and a deep end but I didn't know so I stepped down and I couldn't get back cause I didn't know how to swim [I was like 5] I was so scared.

Scania
03-04-2008, 09:14 PM
One or two of my horses have reared up and landed on me a good few times.

Recursion
05-04-2008, 07:24 AM
lol! how on earth would even a 3 year old fit their fingers into a socket?

I managed to find a screwdriver and take the cover off LOL, may explain why I am pretty good with a screwdriver now LOL

BlueMoon
06-04-2008, 11:05 AM
I just realised, I once choked on a ball (no laughing *cri*) and it went right down my throat... Funnily enough, I swallowed it fine. God that sounds bad. Also, I once got hit on the head by a large brick when I was a baby. Apparently I could've died, but I think it's just the reason I'm so brain-damaged. (H)

LOL LMAO ROFL RYAN LUL!
You like balls.

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