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Xarea
27-04-2008, 03:05 PM
Everyone knows their dream job, and jobs they dislike, but what's the one job you really couldn't do, for any amount of money?

I personally couldn't hand out leaflets on the street, or deliver newspapers - it'd totally bore me and give me no inspiration what so ever.

cocaine
27-04-2008, 03:06 PM
i do deliver newspapers, but its not full time, just like 15 mins a day

and i wouldnt be able to be a binman

Kardan
27-04-2008, 03:07 PM
Things related to death... Post mortem people etc.

Kieran
27-04-2008, 03:08 PM
Public toilet cleaner!

jackass
27-04-2008, 03:09 PM
Death related jobs.
Garbage/bin/disease releated jobs.
Hospital releated jobs.

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GhostFace-
27-04-2008, 03:10 PM
a prostitute.

Leetzgirl
27-04-2008, 03:12 PM
radio jobs :|

like army, police, any jobs that uses radios

Firehorse
27-04-2008, 03:19 PM
a nurse. They have to clean up after all sorts of ill people. Eeew!

lew!
27-04-2008, 03:27 PM
umm, sewege.. lol

wrestle
27-04-2008, 03:28 PM
a vet, i could never kill an animal.

Xarea
27-04-2008, 03:51 PM
i wouldnt be able to be a binman

I couldn't do that, pah.


Public toilet cleaner!

Sound quite easy, I could probably do that... lol!


a vet, i could never kill an animal.

I couldn't cut anyone open, let alone an animal.

Misawa
27-04-2008, 04:03 PM
I don't know in all honesty. I could quite happily work with the dead and on crime scenes and such. Even the most extreme gore doesn't bother me.

scott
27-04-2008, 04:46 PM
Toilet cleaner... how horrible!!!

LoveHateHero
27-04-2008, 04:55 PM
Work in an office.

Niall!
27-04-2008, 05:09 PM
a prostitute.


Who wouldn't do that?

And a servent.

prada
27-04-2008, 05:11 PM
dunno, im 2 self proud to do any kind of cleaning job or a dinner lady..

dirrty
27-04-2008, 05:22 PM
cleaning like toilets or a paper round.

mangle
27-04-2008, 05:31 PM
I couldn't be an air traffic controller. WAY too much pressure.

Javascrypt
27-04-2008, 05:37 PM
Cleaning Toilets or looking after old People!

lScottl
27-04-2008, 05:42 PM
death related jobs

Decapitated!
27-04-2008, 05:47 PM
piercing person.

.::BaRkSeH::.
27-04-2008, 06:05 PM
Teen Help person. - Couldn't for the life of me listen to attention seekers telling me their going to kill themselves day in day out.

Hayd93
27-04-2008, 06:16 PM
death related jobs
I know somebody who for a job picks up dead people of train lines and does the investigation about what happened ect.

For me it would be a mcdonalds worker or ye a cleaner

Toughened
27-04-2008, 06:24 PM
Cleaning OAP'S Bums
Care work.
Anything to do with looking after kids/teenagers/adults/OAP (So anybody basically)
They would do my head in and I couldn't be bothered with the responsibility of another person.

Inseriousity.
27-04-2008, 06:43 PM
McDonalds and that's not because I find them slobs or anything. It's because I think they actually have a harder job than we make out and have to put on fake smiles to those complainers who moan about anything... it'd annoy me. Never appreciated and seen as a slob who doesn't work.

I'd also prefer a job I'd enjoy so yeah cleaning and sewage.... no thanks.

Asher
27-04-2008, 06:47 PM
Prostitution

The Professor
27-04-2008, 07:33 PM
I wouldn't mind prostitution :P

Something in sewage, binban, cleaning out horses, things like that.

Ashley 12344
27-04-2008, 08:16 PM
Rentboy.

drama
27-04-2008, 08:19 PM
Social Worker

anything related to cleaning.

JackBuddy
27-04-2008, 08:38 PM
i'd hate to work in an A&E dept of a hospital. For those who couldn't be a prostitute, maybe you're just not good enough. :D

RedStratocas
27-04-2008, 09:39 PM
any sort of doctor. even though i have a lot of relatives who are doctors.

The Undertaker
27-04-2008, 09:54 PM
Anything sewage/cleaning related.
Anything death related.

Pyroka
27-04-2008, 09:58 PM
prostitution, not my cup of tea. nor care worker like for OAPS in carehomes.

anything else though id do, death i'd happily do.

womanizer
27-04-2008, 10:02 PM
nurse.. old ppl crap themself and nurses need to clean them.

kerplunkwozere
27-04-2008, 10:03 PM
my current job full time

i can barely hack it atm, it's so .. tedious.

velvet
27-04-2008, 11:30 PM
modelling or teaching of any kind, both would drive me mad.

-Soph-
28-04-2008, 12:05 AM
Directly dealing with dead bodies, or anything else dead for that matter.

Matty
28-04-2008, 01:33 AM
Very high things for example in the white box in a crane.

Virgin Mary
28-04-2008, 03:48 AM
Hitman, or hitwoman whatever. Probably prostitution after that but, yeah, if I chose I'd rather be paid to have sex with somebody than kill somebody. I wouldn't really like any job that involves killing.

camera
28-04-2008, 11:22 AM
being a housekeeper.

le harry
28-04-2008, 11:59 AM
Telemarketing.

Herman
28-04-2008, 01:14 PM
i wouldn't be a surgeon. i even get squeamish at the sight of blood. besides, i would feel extremely guilty if i somehow accidentally killed the patient during the operation.

Nixt
28-04-2008, 01:47 PM
Any job dealing with excrement. I.e. a cleaner or a care worker. Greatest respect for the people that do do those jobs though.

Am I right in saying as I am joining the Armed Forces my job directly involves death?

,Jess,
28-04-2008, 01:52 PM
Anything that includes any dirt, basically cleaning someone elses mess. Or anything to do with sewage. Yah, couldn't do that :P

Hitman
28-04-2008, 03:31 PM
Hm, probably a doctor... one that operates on people. :x

Breakfloor
28-04-2008, 03:32 PM
anything fast food related.

Abbie.
28-04-2008, 03:56 PM
cleaning toliets


working in KFC.

Geraint
28-04-2008, 04:03 PM
People say that all care workers have to clean people's excrement but my mother is a care worker and she has said that all the people that she visits have the ability to wipe their own bottom.

I could never work in an abattoir, teach, work in very rough seas or be one of them people who has to paint like very high buildings hanging over sharks or something.

MrGazet
28-04-2008, 04:49 PM
i guess teacher/binman/cleaner

A-Kendall
28-04-2008, 07:11 PM
I could never be one of those people that change the spotlights at football stadiums because seriously stand underneath one and look up :O

-Wolverine
29-04-2008, 04:16 AM
Something where you'd have to clean others peoples stuff.

Teyauna.
30-04-2008, 09:06 PM
Be a janitor. It's just disgusting! Cleaning public bathrooms, which are the worst. Omg! I'd vomit.

Randomizer
30-04-2008, 09:13 PM
i would never ever me a bin man urgh it would stink!

however i want to be a chef when im older :)

Corsten
01-05-2008, 09:19 AM
Work in an old peoples home.

today
01-05-2008, 05:52 PM
My mum does that and she used to hate the thought but she actually really enjoys it, wlel used too. fed up of it now lol.

I couldnt do anything with death/public mess/peoples mess.

bo$$
02-05-2008, 02:08 AM
I think I could do almost anything for $$$ but the least likely thing that you'd ever see me do is stuff like.. surgeon and working with dead bodies and stuff. Even though all it is is a body and crap I just don't think I'd be able to do it, lol

whitebengal
02-05-2008, 05:22 AM
I couldn't be a vet...As much as I love animals I couldn't put one down....I couldn't work with the rspca either....I wouldn't be able to cope with seeing cruelty that close up :eusa_wall

Boxiel
02-05-2008, 07:55 PM
Be a bee keeper..

*hates bees*

Independent
03-05-2008, 08:10 AM
a rockstar - not sure why.

whitebengal
03-05-2008, 08:44 AM
I couldn't work in a slaughter house either. Dunno how people can kill something I wouldn't be able to live with myself :eusa_wall

Blinger1
03-05-2008, 09:05 AM
Be a politician.. they get good pay but the amount of crap they cop!

partie2
05-05-2008, 10:45 PM
Butler

Mint
07-05-2008, 01:27 AM
I would go to the circus and sell candyfloss :rolleyes:

BlueEyedSarah
07-05-2008, 01:29 AM
Prostertute and/or stripper.

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