View Full Version : Funny GTA IV Quotes You've Encountered?
Niko Bellic
09-05-2008, 10:01 PM
I was doing that boat mission with Bernie, when you see them big grey boats, I just about slipped in and scrapped the side of a boat, he goes "I like them tight but not that tight" because he's gay, get it? :P
GhostFace-
09-05-2008, 10:03 PM
i cant remember any. :(
Pazza
09-05-2008, 10:57 PM
Just online, where in party mode the tramps randomly go "Cheesy Vagina" ;l
Funniest one was on vibe "Hes a puddy slap" my mate says it all the time
"You've been test driving for a long time so you must be interested in something other than the car"
"Yes I'm here to kidnap you"
Niko: Brucie aint your balls F***** Up yet?
Brucie: I Told you NB I dont have funny balls there golden!
Reptar
10-05-2008, 03:53 AM
^^
*****
Josh-H
10-05-2008, 05:35 AM
Dimitri : "Stop shooting people you maniac!!"
But the above quote was pretty great too.
Reptar
10-05-2008, 06:47 AM
^^
I dont really get it.
mangle
10-05-2008, 07:58 AM
The way he says it is legendary!
And erm
"Want to eat my weiner?"
Roboevil
10-05-2008, 09:12 AM
"Baby as long as I have a face, you'll have somewhere to sit."
Nothing new tbh, just swearing lol
I've encountered a few English quotes.
"Watch me bloody car, mate!"
and I can't remember the other.
(it's only funny if you imagine it in a squeaky Brit accent).
Wootzeh
10-05-2008, 01:30 PM
"I'll scratch your eyes out"
"You can scratch my balls if you want" (same mission as Neil's)
TonyBest
10-05-2008, 04:09 PM
"Free Cluck Norris toy with every clucky meal"
Thats from Clucking Bell (on a wall)
Terminator 2 reference: "I need your clothes, your boots and your motorbike"
yeah on the boat with bernie:
"i like it tight but not that tight!" LOL
"Your like a moving idiot!"
"I'm an idiot, I move"
and
"Jesus killed people too, he whacked that John the Baptist cat!"
"What are you talking about?"
GhostFace-
10-05-2008, 06:47 PM
" why risk your body if their going to grow and hate you an dsteal your money... Buy babies instead"
Mattster
10-05-2008, 09:37 PM
lmao listen to the ones on the radio.
.Raze.
11-05-2008, 12:03 AM
countless wails of "I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR F***ING HEART OUT!" during multiplayer. :D
"My Head!!"
is funny because its like miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii heeerrrrrrd
GhostFace-
11-05-2008, 01:12 AM
" I Was stuck with an erection for 72 hours "
PMSLLLL
mangle
11-05-2008, 07:49 AM
"Slow down neanderthall!"
Lazlow, possibly the greatest Dj on the game.
hoosiers
11-05-2008, 07:17 PM
"go suck a bag of *REMOVED*"
Edited by Hitman (Forum Super Moderator): Please don't avoid the filter.
Supersam
11-05-2008, 07:46 PM
"You are a virgo, that is why you have a troubled childhood"
"I thought it was because I had a trouble childhood?"
"Of course you did! Because your parents were aliens and you are an alien hunter... and you have a recurring dream an alien fetus comes out your belly.... but you dont know this yet!"
Hahahaha
shizzle
11-05-2008, 08:01 PM
"You've been test driving for a long time so you must be interested in something other than the car"
"Yes I'm here to kidnap you"
Lol at the bottom one.
Misawa
11-05-2008, 08:44 PM
"Delicious hot dogs... fresh yesterday," and, "They aren't grey when they're cooked,".
CJW93
11-05-2008, 09:26 PM
"Ill Rip Your F****** Face Off!"
''Somebody must want to eat my meat''
''Eww, you pervert!''
''Eh, I'm a'doing my job''
Hot dog vendors. LOL
Coheed&Cambria
16-05-2008, 03:48 PM
"Burgers! Fresh yesterday!"
Youthz
16-05-2008, 03:50 PM
'Hey Niko, Quit dragging your balls, Il cut them off in a minute you sex starved idiot!'
Mattch
16-05-2008, 05:06 PM
" I'LL **** YOUR ******* MOTHERS *******" (on the musem mission that gets u the impossbile trinity achevment)
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