My dog keeps humping me?

[lewis-moody]

Ok, this is freaky,
My dog, who is 11 in human years[77 in dogs] keeps humping me
I was weeding the garden and she started humping me like 10 times?

LOL

what should I do?

[Baby]

If you get it neutered (cant spell) that will calm it down.

[Leetzgirl]

Most dogs do that...

[bo$$]

**** her back.
She that ***** whos boss.

lol, seriously though the neutered thing is a good idea when they're younger. It seems like a waste when they're already past their prime.

[Supersam]

Wear spikey jewlery all round your body.

[lewis-moody]

I found it funny

I must attract dogs :)

My bro was home skwled and his teacher's dog humped me too LOL

[Abzii]

My dog used to **** all the time. I have this massive dalmation teddy, and he ripped a hole in it from humping it. :(
LOL

[Movieen]

Play back with it ;)

[Breakfloor]

dont let it. by humping you it means shes the boss. if you stop her then give her a tap on the backside shell soon stop.

[Charlie]

Just tell her off when she does it and she'll soon learn that it's not on to start humping you.

[Niall!]

dont let it. by humping you it means shes the boss. if you stop her then give her a tap on the backside shell soon stop.

Some people like kinky slaps to the behind though.

[lewis-moody]

Some people like kinky slaps to the behind though.

fair point but dis is a dog

[shizzle]

Your simply the Dog Whispher.

[lewis-moody]

I must have real skill eh?

[shizzle]

Yes, you are Caesar.

[lewis-moody]

Ill wisper 2 all dogs £10 a word... lol

[shizzle]

Lol, no have you seen dog whispher?

[Bun]

beastiality :o.

[Axel]

My dog used to **** all the time. I have this massive dalmation teddy, and he ripped a hole in it from humping it. :(
LOL

Lmao. :D

[Abbie.]

my aunts dog used to always try and **** me

but i was like 'AA AAA NO!' flicked his nose, and he stopped, and never has since LOL

[Ashhizzle]

record it.

Does it **** on ure leg?

thats sick.

[Mrs.Lampard]

My dog used to **** all the time. I have this massive dalmation teddy, and he ripped a hole in it from humping it. :(
LOL

Same, LOL!

[brandon]

It's perfectly natural. If you cannot handle it then you should have thought about it before buying a randy dog.

[Yoshimitsui]

She is most likely in season!

[Redacted]

how do u neuter a girl dog?

[Moh]

For female dogs to ****, its not always a sexual thing..

[Davii]

dont let it. by humping you it means shes the boss. if you stop her then give her a tap on the backside shell soon stop.
kinkyyy

[Moh]

Maybe shes humping you because your important to her, not that she wants to be the boss.

[Metric1]

lol, my friend **********d his cat once! hahaha

[Immenseman]

my dog always does it to me too, elp!

[Calvin]

perhaps he fancies you :D

[Moh]

lol, my friend **********d his cat once! hahaha
he did what?

[shizzle]

perhaps he fancies you :D
They are having a mix breed.

[Minstrels]

She's kinky.

[lewis-moody]

Im scared
:(

[Moh]

Im scared
:(
Is she a virgin?

[shizzle]

Lol run!!!!!!1

[lewis-moody]

Yeh shes a virgin

I think

virgin milly :)

[shizzle]

lewis, find a male quick.

[Zebroid]

If it keeps humping you then you must look/smell like a dog.

[shizzle]

That will make it worse ^

[360]

If it keeps humping you then you must look/smell like a dog.


That's fighting talk... you taking that?!?!

[e5]

I'd smack it well not hard just tap on its back or sumt and say NO.

[-Wolverine]

I think you should huump it, so then your dog knows how annoying it is and will stop.

[Grimmauld]

unless your dog is neutered, it probably is about dominance. how does it feel to be humped by a dog? :D

[shizzle]

Call in Caesar from the Dog Whispher.

[reeana]

lol, my friend **********d his cat once! hahaha

I swear that's illegal?

[shizzle]

whats in the "*'s" ?

[Nereo]

My dog always humps me, no big deal ;)