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Jordy
21-05-2008, 03:31 PM
Aha what a joke this story is, a 13-year old ordered another credit card from his dad's bank and then goes out on a shopping spree spending around £15,000 on electronic gadgets, xbox's and games. And then an escort, some hookers and a night in a motel with some friends.

Some hilarious stuff through-out the story, the lie's and stories are just ridiculous.


The prostitutes told police they grew suspicious when the kids said they'd rather play Xbox than play with them.


Ralph and Co. told the working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus.

They added that State law did not allow discrimination against the disabled so they had no right to refuse them.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23697941-2,00.html

kk.
21-05-2008, 03:33 PM
lmao at the two quotes you gave!!

lools

The prostitutes ended up playing "Halo" with the kids instead of having sex with them.

Supersam
21-05-2008, 03:38 PM
Explaining why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the done thing when you win a "World of Warcraft" contest.


The prostitutes ended up playing "Halo" with the kids instead of having sex with them.

Those made me rofl.

JessicaLOL
21-05-2008, 03:54 PM
gd on them
:D

ToxicPaddy
21-05-2008, 05:02 PM
Ah omg, thats well funny especially the bit where they said the prostitutes ended up playing Halo instead of having sex with them :P

Pazza
21-05-2008, 05:43 PM
Lmao!

That gives me some ideas ...

Moh
21-05-2008, 05:49 PM
The prostitutes ended up playing "Halo" with the kids instead of having sex with them.

Is that what there calling it now :O

FlyingJesus
21-05-2008, 07:32 PM
Best kids ever, much win and internets to them

Kardan
21-05-2008, 07:35 PM
Must say that the 13 year olds these days are getting more intelligent.

Getting hookers; driving at 110mph in a police chase... :rolleyes:

mangle
21-05-2008, 07:36 PM
Ah to be 13...

Andys
21-05-2008, 07:45 PM
lmao great story.

Ugawa
21-05-2008, 08:03 PM
was talking about this with my mates the other day, wen i heard about it i couldn't stop laughing for about 10 mins.

They played halo with the hookers lol

XX

GhostFace-
21-05-2008, 08:09 PM
own.

LOL

Colin-Roberts
21-05-2008, 08:49 PM
I wish i was young and dumb again..

flatface
21-05-2008, 08:59 PM
Thats pretty intrested, and omg at him only being 13 :O

mangle
21-05-2008, 09:16 PM
i gotta win me a WOW tourny then!

Redacted
21-05-2008, 09:21 PM
Lol.. Rather play Xbox than have sex..

wrong answer :(

Nemo
21-05-2008, 09:22 PM
im 13, i wouldnt play halo with hookers, im sure these guys are sooooo immature and have no idea what sex is and that was their first time going outside. IM SURE OF IT!

Jordy
21-05-2008, 09:57 PM
I'm 14 and I'd rather play Halo than lose it to a hooker :P

if it came down to it though, I'd rather play Call of duty?

JessicaLOL
21-05-2008, 11:04 PM
im 13, i wouldnt play halo with hookers, im sure these guys are sooooo immature and have no idea what sex is and that was their first time going outside. IM SURE OF IT!

y wots wrong with playing halo with hookers
there still people!

Mortalized
21-05-2008, 11:11 PM
Playing halo with hookers. what more could you want

Davii
21-05-2008, 11:16 PM
They young lotharios explained they'd just won big at a World of Warcraft tournament and wanted to relax.


Haha that would be so insane, shame they've pretty much ruined their lives now. 3 Years of community service unlucky..



Ralph reportedly told the oficers his dad wouldn't mind, because he'd turned 13 the previous week and he'd forgot to get him a present.

Some birthday present lol

JessicaLOL
21-05-2008, 11:21 PM
13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

Misawa
22-05-2008, 02:24 AM
Heard about this last week on The Lazlow Show.

GoldenMerc
22-05-2008, 10:51 AM
I'm 14 and I'd rather play Halo than lose it to a hooker :P

if it came down to it though, I'd rather play Call of duty?
Dont make me sick....

Jaiisun
22-05-2008, 10:57 AM
Damn...

Why didn't I think of that?!

;P.
Jay x

Movieen
22-05-2008, 10:59 AM
Dont make me sick....

Ross, you don't have testicles to bloat about how you'd lose it to a hooker.

Stevehere
22-05-2008, 11:09 AM
Dude you must be the one who has something wrong with their testicles because thats twice you've used it against people

Fart
22-05-2008, 11:32 AM
Must say that the 13 year olds these days are getting more intelligent.

Getting hookers; driving at 110mph in a police chase... :rolleyes:
LMAO!!!
that made me lol so much! +rep

anyway
LOL at halo xD if i was the hooker id be chuffed :)

Think about this
Hookers
Fast speed chases
ALMOST like gta =D
Just need someone to take over some maffia's and were sorted =]

Stevehere
22-05-2008, 12:14 PM
LMAO!!!
that made me lol so much! +rep

anyway
LOL at halo xD if i was the hooker id be chuffed :)

Think about this
Hookers
Fast speed chases
ALMOST like gta =D
Just need someone to take over some maffia's and were sorted =]

Forget chuffed, take the "h" away because if I was that 13 year old the hookers would of been cuffed

Mr.Sam
22-05-2008, 12:31 PM
good but quite an old story :P

-Wolverine
25-05-2008, 08:19 AM
http://blogoscoped.com/archive/2008-05-22-n16.html

Apparently its fake.

Minstrels
25-05-2008, 08:30 AM
It looks like it's been deleted on the .au site so yeah...

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