Best/Funny Chatup lines

[Favourtism]

Whats yours?

If you were a hamburger you would be a mcgorgeous!

My magical watch says you are not wearing any underwear(girl replies I am ) Oh I am sorry it must be an hour fast!

I wish you were a DNA helicase, so I could unzip your genes

Are those astruanat pants cause your body's out of this world

lol

[addiction]

nice legs what time do they open?
if your left leg's christmas & your right leg's new year can i visit between the holidays?

[Favourtism]

Hahah

Those made me laugh

[myke]

Want to go half on a baby?

Did you just fart? because you blew me away!

[Camy]

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Thats rather cheesy.

[JessicaLOL]

the original;
if i could re-arrange the alphabeat i'd put U and I together.

[buttons]

I HAVE ONE.
"is this the pizza place?"
"yes"
"do you do take-aways"
"yes'
"what's 12-2"
LOLOLOL
that is my chat-up line, i use it in the pizza shop all da tym, and he falls for it, he's always like "u flirtin wiv me, dance to my moosik or i fone ze boabies" so i do it. kk it's nt rly a chatup line but w/e.

[jesus]

Excuse me, I'm about to go home and ********** and I needed a name to go with the face.

[buttons]

charming, Jamie..

[Cwmbran]

If I said you had a great body would you hold it against me? ;)

[Redacted]

Are you tired?
Girl replies 'no', Oh, because youve been runnin through my mind all day.
Girl replies 'yes', Oh thought so, because youve been running. etc..

Have you got a map?
Girl replies 'why?'
Because Im lost in your eyes.

[Favourtism]

Excuse me, I'm about to go home and ********** and I needed a name to go with the face.
LOL

does it work

;)

[jesus]

LOL

does it work

;)Not sure! I wouldn't be surprised, it's quite a shocker.

The only one I've ever used (and it's worked every time) is 'make out with me'. :O

[Smiddy]

If I could change the atomic mass of elements, I'd make it so Uranium and Iodine were next to each other.

I've altered it since I posted it before :8.

ps - what is the blanked out word in Jamie's chat up line???

[Favourtism]

If I could change the atomic mass of elements, I'd make it so Uranium and Iodine were next to each other.

I've altered it since I posted it before :8.

ps - what is the blanked out word in Jamie's chat up line???

I beleive the blanked out part is

Make Love to a Carrot

[FlyingJesus]

give ya quid

[Catzsy]

What are you going to cook me for breakfast? ;)

[Favourtism]

Thats hot^

[mike475]

you're fit lets have sex.

[SmileUK]

if you were a bogey you'd be the one i'd pick

[StickMan]

Wish to be a bra to hold your boobs
Do you want to ride my rocket?

jeje my best ones

Dan/

[PaintYourTarget]

My dad's a millionaire.

[YoManGo!]

My dad's a millionaire.

lol'd

are you from jamaica? coz jer-makin-me crazy
you must be nobody, coz nobody's perfect

[Mr.Sam]

Your place or mine

found these on the net just now:


I wish I could be a tear so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks and die on your lips

if beauty was a rain drop you would be the ocean

[addiction]

i got the hot dog, you got the rolls?
was your dad a baker? cos they're some serious buns
was your dad a fisherman? cos you stink of fish

[Bun]

do you believe in love at first sight or shall i walk past again?

do you have a mirror on those shoes? 'cos i can see myself up your skirt.

[seniorJOSH]

do you believe in love at first sight or shall i walk past again?

do you have a mirror on those shoes? 'cos i can see myself up your skirt.

;LOL.



Hey hows your fellatio?

[e5]

is that a banana in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Probably just a chat up line for girls to use unless you're gay :).

[FlyingJesus]

You smell, let's take a shower

[jesus]

is that a banana in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Probably just a chat up line for girls to use unless you're gay :).That one's too old and overused for comic effect to be 'best/funny'.

[Niall!]

Do you like snakes? Because my purple python is dieing to meet you.

[F32]

Do you know what chloroform smells like?

[Niall!]

Do you know what chloroform smells like?

lolololololl is all I have to say

[buttons]

Do you know what chloroform smells like?
i don't rly get it.

[Camy]

i don't rly get it.
Lol. chloroform makes u go unconscious [sp?] Ppl use it to rape folk lol.

[Axel]

was your dad a fisherman? cos you stink of fish

You'd probably get abuse from that one.

[Fehm]

If I said you had a great body would you hold it against me?
Thats good (Y)

Personally, i dont have any :P but i thnk i got a big bunch of them ready now!

[Kevin]

I lost my teddy bear , can i sleep with you tonight?

[[DC]eption]

My mate over there just bet me a £10 i couldnt get your number, how about we split the winnings.

Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?

[FlyingJesus]

I've got a knife and a hard-on, I'll let you choose which you want in you

[Bun]

I've got a knife and a hard-on, I'll let you choose which you want in you
hahahahahahahahahaha!

[Blinger1]

*guy knocks on a door*
*lady opens*
guy: Do you believe in love at first site? or should I come again


lulz, its pretty gay.

I saw this on the net:

Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

[Callum.]

I've got a knife and a hard-on, I'll let you choose which you want in you

that one got me laughing

[Susie Dent]

r u wearin space pantz cuz ur *** iz out ov dis world

[AndrewByrne]

"Do you want to dance?"
Girl:"No..."
"Oh sorry I siad you looked fat in those pants.

[,Rachyy,]

Ask a girl the bend over and spell RUN!
(Alot of guys asked me to do that :O)

Girl: Do you remember your first Blow Job?
Guy: Yeah...
Girl: How'd it taste?

One two, I'll do you. Three four, on the floor. Five Six, I'll lick your d$&*(&$(*$&(*%&%(*&%cks. Seven Eight, Go at it till late. Nine Ten, Do it AGAIN!

The Life of a PeeWee

His best friend is a pu**y.
His neighbor is an a hole.
His family is nuts.
And his hair is a mess.

[Havoline]

"Drop your pants, you've pulled"

[vito201-:D]

"Come on hunny, let's not turn this rape into murder."

Officially my fav chat-up line.

[PlebHead]

This bloke once said to me

"You have 206 bones in your body, let's make it 207"

=/

[Mitch4?]

You turn my floppy disk into a hard drive

[Meanies]

I've got a knife and a hard-on, I'll let you choose which you want in you

lollllllll. i like that one

[e5]

Want to go half on a baby?
Did you just fart? because you blew me away!
That second one would make me 'ew' lol

[Technologic]

I lost my number, can i have yours?

[paul4wolves]

I HAVE ONE.
"is this the pizza place?"
"yes"
"do you do take-aways"
"yes'
"what's 12-2"
LOLOLOL
that is my chat-up line, i use it in the pizza shop all da tym, and he falls for it, he's always like "u flirtin wiv me, dance to my moosik or i fone ze boabies" so i do it. kk it's nt rly a chatup line but w/e.

LOL
"You have 206 bones in your body, let's make it 207"
LOL

[paul4wolves]

You turn my floppy disk into a hard drive
LOL thats funny

[Homosexual]

are you mrs gillette? coz your the best a man can get

[sock]

couldn't u just say..

will u go out wiv me

might work better den all the others or howabout..

I'm low on protein, how about you give me some - rubbish..

[Homosexual]

if looks could kill u'd be a weapon of mass destruction