Malky
06-06-2008, 05:52 PM
I think this is hilarous:
Big Brother makes an announcement
As if a fake proposal of marriage wasn't enough excitement for one day, Big Brother decided to choose this afternoon to announce that he would host their wedding! Oh, Big Brother, you're all heart.
Mario and Stephanie cuddled up on the sofa with the other housemates, as Big Brother made a speech. "Before Mario entered the Big Brother House, Big Brother was aware that he would propose to Stephanie," started Big Brother. "In the hope that Stephanie would accept Mario's hand in marriage, Big Brother made the necessary enquiries with regard to hosting a wedding."
"Oh my God!" Stephanie gasped, as Mario looked uncomfortable and the other housemates clapped and cheered. Lisa did a good impression of looking happy. Poor lamb.
"As a consequence, Big Brother has the honour of announcing that a wedding will take place in the Big Brother House this Sunday." Big Brother? Big Fibber more like.
"I love you babe," Mario gushed, hugging Stephanie. "I can't believe it!" Kathreya promptly started crying with emotion - as did Stephanie! Must be pre-wedding nerves.
"She didn't know anything about it," Mario explained to the others. Neither did you, Mr Loverman.
They're going to have to be prepared to not be put up for eviction lolol!
Big Brother makes an announcement
As if a fake proposal of marriage wasn't enough excitement for one day, Big Brother decided to choose this afternoon to announce that he would host their wedding! Oh, Big Brother, you're all heart.
Mario and Stephanie cuddled up on the sofa with the other housemates, as Big Brother made a speech. "Before Mario entered the Big Brother House, Big Brother was aware that he would propose to Stephanie," started Big Brother. "In the hope that Stephanie would accept Mario's hand in marriage, Big Brother made the necessary enquiries with regard to hosting a wedding."
"Oh my God!" Stephanie gasped, as Mario looked uncomfortable and the other housemates clapped and cheered. Lisa did a good impression of looking happy. Poor lamb.
"As a consequence, Big Brother has the honour of announcing that a wedding will take place in the Big Brother House this Sunday." Big Brother? Big Fibber more like.
"I love you babe," Mario gushed, hugging Stephanie. "I can't believe it!" Kathreya promptly started crying with emotion - as did Stephanie! Must be pre-wedding nerves.
"She didn't know anything about it," Mario explained to the others. Neither did you, Mr Loverman.
They're going to have to be prepared to not be put up for eviction lolol!