Stupid *****

[Metric1]

I was going to Wal-Mart today to get stuff for the beach and I was driving my mom's new Jeep and this stupid ***** pulls out in front of me! I didn't hit her because I jammed on the brakes and got er' stopped, and of course I honked at her! Anyway, I park, and she pulls up beside me and rolls down her window and yells "WHY DID YOU HONK AT ME?" and I was like "UMM YOU PULLED OUT INFRONT OF ME" and then she was like "LIKE NO I DIDN'T, YOU WERE GOING TOO FAST I MERGED" and I was calm about it because like I was over it, she did something wrong end of, so then I was like "don't yell at me, I did nothing wrong, you don't know how to merge, you don't stop and pull out" and then she was like "I AM CALLING THE COPS TO REPORT YOU FOR SPEEDING" and I was like go ahead, and she was like "I AM" and I was like "go for it, call my plates in" and I started the car and left! and she was looking for the plates and LOL, NEW CAR = NO PLATES HAHHAHAHAHHAHA STUPIDDDD

[dirrty]

should av ran the ***** ova.

[Javascrypt]

XD

Go Ahead report my plates,
Okay i will!
PWNED!

[Wootzeh]

a day in the life of redneck metric.

[Monopoly]

Doesn't driving in America sound amazing? :)

[Technologic]

Ahaha, was she 80?

[Nick.]

I love Metric's stories!

[tdi]

lol this van pulled out in front of me on a roundabout despite the fact I had right of way, then he gave me a funny look as if I was in the wrong.

..pillock.

[Shawnstra]

If she was old - I can't stand old people who think that because they are old they can get away with everything.

Anyway, LOL!

[Mr.Sam]

do you get a new car everyweek?

[joshuar]

I was driving along today doing about 60mph (down a 60mph road btw), and this prat in his vintage motorbike on the otherside of the road tried to overtake a car and didn't look to see if I was coming did he?

He nearly ended up on my bonnet and his bike down the tip, some people just can't drive to save their lives (says the learner, but not for much longer)

[Dan2nd]

I hate it when you're pulling around a bus that has stopped at a bus stop and the bus driver decides to just stick his indicator on and pull out even though you're clearly over taking...

[superfly-dan]

She was bound to have been old because all old people blame people for speeding :P

[Discharge Man]

How many threads has this Westbury NY dude made about cars and his amazing life this year?

Anyway, should of ran her over.

[Virgin Mary]

You should've gone "like omg totally like awesome like".

[ToxicPaddy]

People like that really annoy me lol, shouldn't react and she would have got more mad :D

[Teyauna.]

Some people just can't drive. It's very frustrating. I'm 14, I don't drive but while I'm in the passenger seat, I understand the frustration.

[Digital]

taxi's over here think they own the road nd do this all the time :/ i jst try 2 over take them xD

[H]

should av ran the ***** ova.


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL made me lol in rl