Teeth (Rated 18) [WARNING - CONTAINS EXPLICIT TEXT]

[Disaronno]

I think it actually looks funny rather than a horror or whatever.

Its about a woman who, if she has sex, the vagina basically hurts the penis. Must have seen an advert?

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[Paulio]

Haha, is she fit aswell? If she is, I bet it's murder...literally.

[e5]

lol sound more comedy than horror but the face on the man... would probably horrify some people

[Disaronno]

Haha, is she fit aswell? If she is, I bet it's murder...literally.

IMO not bad barkseh not bad

[Loser]

She has teeth on her vagina!

I heard about this ages ago. It must be a comedy!

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[Disaronno]

She has teeth on her vagina!

I heard about this ages ago. It must be a comedy!

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I think tbh it is, i mean its rated 18 but so was the cottage? but i think it will be something to watch

[Misawa]

It's a horror-comedy. Saw it in January at Fest '08 - rather interesting story giving a rather original style of comic relief from the slapstick horror. Absurd but unique.

[Hiro]

I saw it a few days ago.
it's not a bad movie. made me squirmish at a certain point though.

[Neversoft]

We were talking about this in college today. It's about some woman that has teeth in her vagina. :S Sounds sick.

[Joshuae]

I couldn't stop laughing at the bit in the cave.

[Roboevil]

It's presume it's based on the myth of Vagina Dentata. The advert compares it to loads of classic horror films... it looks like ****.

[myke]

It looks pretty freaky x[ I won't be watching it, I wont go near a girl ever again, LOL

[Misawa]

It's presume it's based on the myth of Vagina Dentata. The advert compares it to loads of classic horror films... it looks like ****.

It's not being serious. It's a horror-comedy.

[You]

whens it out?

[Disaronno]

Next couple of weeks i think. 26th rings a bell

[Beauty]

looks hilarious. ill watch it online. could be slightly akward going to see it in the cinema with my parents LOOOL

[Stevehere]

Go by yourself to see it in the cinemas or with a friend? :S

Unless your younger, you wouldn't get in it anyway as its 18

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q225/hayaletx/teeth-movie-poster1.jpg

also tap that even if my **** falls off from her vag

after the cave bit when she comes back home

"Honey theres dinner if you wanna bite"

"No I already ate"

LOLLLL

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[Moh]

I saw it a few days ago.
it's not a bad movie. made me squirmish at a certain point though.
Did you go to vue?

I bet the idea of this film was by a woman :P

[Stevehere]

I don't find it very funny lol? :S

I found it quite creepy and scary.. lmao

Well it was funny when that doctor bloke had his hand stuck up there and was throwing her across the room to get it out and then you see all his fingers on the floor and him covered in blood lol

[Con]

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:'(

loool anyway.

sounds odd

[Stevehere]

One more thing aimed at thread starter..

How is a toothed vagina explicit text? lolll

[Disaronno]

One more thing aimed at thread starter..

How is a toothed vagina explicit text? lolll

Steve, i never put that. A moderator, probably Coldplay, changed it and change my post into a spoiler even though what i put was actually in the trailer ***!:rolleyes:

[Hiro]

Did you go to vue?

I bet the idea of this film was by a woman :P

Nah. I downloaded it LOL.
I haven't been to vue yet, I keep meaning to.

[Stevehere]

Steve, i never put that. A moderator, probably Coldplay, changed it and change my post into a spoiler even though what i put was actually in the trailer ***!:rolleyes:

lol what the hell at the spoilers, its like saying that starwars is a load of people having a war in space but I bet we don't get spoilers for saying that :P

[Janczyk]

I just came back from watching it and I think it's actually meant to be taken seriously. It's a terrible plot, it's funny but in a "oh my God this is so terrible you've just got to laugh" kind of way and the ending is completely crap because there isn't one.

[Oidz]

Do you see the teeth in her vagina/? and what do you mean no ending

[Axel]

It's basically a film about STIs. Use a condom.

[Janczyk]

It's basically a film about STIs. Use a condom.
No it's not, it's about a mutated vagina so stop trying to be funny.

No, you don't get to see the vagina with teeth, but you do get to see...
...3 men with no penises/stumps - 3 stumps of penises on the floor - a dog eating a stump on the floor - crabs eating a stump on the floor - and a doctor get his fingers bitten off by it.

[Axel]

Sorry for trying to be funny, I'll just be a miserable **** next time.

[Misawa]

It is not serious, it's a black comedy.

[Oidz]

The Trailer, Looks Serious and the poster looks comedy. Haha yet they show guys ***** off OK!

[-Eyeless-]

lol what the hell at the spoilers, its like saying that starwars is a load of people having a war in space but I bet we don't get spoilers for saying that :P

Please do not be rude about staff decisions, we are just enforcing the rules set out by the forum, and so long as people still want spoiler tags to be used, we will still use them :)

[Joshuae]

The Trailer, Looks Serious and the poster looks comedy. Haha yet they show guys ***** off OK!


You're 12, you don't know what a vagina is yet.

[Missamylee.x]

Ooer this movie was Disgusting x]
Supposed to be a comedy.
Lol

[Joshuae]

Ooer this movie was Disgusting x]
Supposed to be a comedy.
Lol


You obviously haven't seen it, you've just copied from others posts
and trying to lie you have seen it. (As per usual)

[superfly-dan]

That's a vicious ****!