Favourite quotes this year?

[GearsOfWar]

Cookie Monster - That's hirarious.
Alexandra - Remember I told you that!
Mikey - I'm Mikey! :rolleyes:

[Loser]

"Not trying to be funny, yeah"

Kidding, that's the kind of phrase that makes me die inside everytime I hear it.

[N-Dubz]

I would say these are afew of the best things ever said so far on BB9:

"The tackiness of that ring, you dont even look genuinely shocked babe I'll tell you now, that ring is not expensive looking." - Alex

Luke: Oh and Rebecca wants some sellotape/masking tape.
BB: What for?
Luke: I dunno...maybe to put it over her mouth!

Mohamed: You know Lisa?
Darnell: Yeah
Mohamed: Is she a woman?
Darnell: She looks like one...

"Whats your name again?" - Mikey

"Big Brother, me no see you long time!!" - Kat

Alex: "Its a hell hole. We live with sheep, ********s...everything. Its like a REMOVED zoo in here"
Mikey: "Well I always say I'd rather live with animals than humans so it looks like I got my wish."

"I am from Thailand but my mother is not a prostitute" - Kat

'If there's any fanny in there i'm gonna nail it.' - Dale in his VT (poor jenjen!)




"Alex if your throat is sore give it a rest" - Big Brother

"Remember I told you that!" - Alex

"I'm ready" - Stephanie

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[Asher]

Probs when Kat said she had learn a new word.

BIG BROTHER I LEARN A NEW WORD

DINITY

DEE IIIIIIII ENNNNN IIII TEEE YYYY


DINITY!

lol

then went on to explain what she thought dignity meant.

[Mitch4?]

Dennis last night to mario saying something like
"What's the matter, want another shock fatty?"
LOL

[omgitslily]

Dennis last night to mario saying something like
"What's the matter, want another shock fatty?"
LOL


i know lmao.


and when kat said she'd learn that a word for a 'boy sausage' is 'crutch' aahah.

[GearsOfWar]

"Dunk these custard creams in this hot steamy tea" - Mario

[Jord]

He said "Im just dunking my creamies in this hot steamy tea"

[Quirx]

Alex: "I think Im a inspiration to others, pregnant at 15 had the child at 16, wasn't where i wanted to be!"

Dennis: "If someone were to call me fat i'd manipulate the little weirdo"

Dennis: "Why is he winking at me?"

Luke: "Today has aged me terribly."

Mikey: "I'm going to throw this filthy garment back in the bath"

:D

[uh huh her]

mario, "i'm just dunking my custard cream into this hot, juicy tea"
kinky.

[Mrs.McCall]

Alex [Interview with Davina]: You're being watched 24 hours a gay [stutter] day

Luke: Bex... I don't feel very comfortable in this situation!

Big Brother: And what does the sign say?
Bex [Sad]: Big Brother is a Beast
-Bex begins laughing-

Luke: Well if push comes to shove, Jen, me and you can share a bed!

Sylvia: Me and him? Pssh, please has he seen himself?!

[Jericho]

You should name that horse 'My face' so when your at Ascott, you can shout
'COME ON MY FACE, COME ON MY FACE' - Mario.

And mikey -
'Mario has took me under his wing.' although it sounded like 'Mario took me under his wang.'

[Tintinnabulate]

"'Memba I told you so" - Alex the weirdo.

[Unbilotitled]

pow pow

[Tintinnabulate]

Ohhh, cant beat this one.

Alex screams ... I AM NOTARGUMENTATIVE!

hahahahaha.

[Kent]

Mario - "my fan club will be voting for me"

Luke "Steph and Sylvia are good looking, sorry not you Bex"

Darnell - "My vision is not good, but I can still see things just not clearly, like I know that's a non-smoking sign"
Dale - "It's no-diving"
Darnell -"....you know what I meant"

the best housemate was still Science, "YOU GET ME"

[shizzle]

Alexander - "my ganster friends"
Mario - "my fan club will be voting for me"

[leah]

Alex - "I can't believe you think Im intimidating"

Sylvia - "Im not having that Im going back to bed"
(shes ignored)
"Im not having that Im going back to bed"
(shes ignored)
"Im not having that Im going back to bed"

[Juch]

"Big Brother is a beast"

[Oidz]

" Me And Lisa, Were Very Popular People... Lisa And Me Right, Were Very Popular People
- Lisa Nods -
- Again -

[N-Dubz]

remember i told you

pow pow pow


LOL
SCIENCE WAS THE BEST!!
;)

[Kardan]

REMEMBER I TOLD YOU!

[Rixion]

Alex to Stephanie - "You'll never be ready"
Stephanie - "Ready for what?"
Alex - "You'll never be ready" - Repeat