Tintinnabulate
30-06-2008, 03:24 PM
Don't pass go, don't collect £200...
With nominations due to start at any minute, Luke has been called to the Diary Room - and sent straight to jail.
As he settled into the Diary Room chair, Big Brother began to give him a stern talking to. "Luke, yesterday in a conversation with Rebecca, you said 'On Tuesday night, when the votes are announced, it's all gonna blow. Not that we would ever predict or guess nominations, 'cause that's against the rules. OK Bex, you've got 'Cookie Love' and 'Happy House' -- that's all we need. 'Cookie Love' and 'Happy House' -- THAT'S ALL WE NEED.'"
"Oh God," moaned Luke, before attempting to dig himself out of this hole. "Big Brother, I understand how you could have interpreted it like that, but I said it as in, 'if we have the love of cookies and a happy house that's all we need'." Yeah... we're not buying it, Luke.
"I didn't even attempt to insinuate that Rebecca should nominate Kat and Rachel," he went on, suspiciously. "Believe me, Big Brother, I wouldn't be that stupid. I think you misinterpreted it."
But no one pulls the wool over Big Brother's eyes. "Luke, Big Brother is very clear on the interpretation. You must proceed directly to jail, where you will stay until further notice."
"Whaaat?!" wailed Luke at the top of his voice. "Have you banned me from nominations then?"
"The door's open, Luke," deadpanned Big Brother.
The naughty rule-breaker then stomped out of the Diary Room and straight towards the jail, telling anyone who would listen that it wasn't fair. "This is absurd! This is ridiculous! This is an outrage!"
If you can't do the time, don't do the crime.
Luke wasnt allowed to nominate this week.
Hate the guy. All he does is stir things up to cause arguments. He is an idiot. He gets thrills over Bex's thongs. What an idiot.
Al he ever says is "This is absurd! This is ridiculous! This is an outrage!"
Him, Bex and Jen cant face some people dont always talk about people behind their backs. Thats all Jen, Bex and Luke do. They cant face the fact that some people are being themselves and not talking about people 24/7.
Jen is married and she hasnt even told Dale who is like her pet dog.
I hope they send in a fit girl so Jen has some competition cos she is loving all this attention.
With nominations due to start at any minute, Luke has been called to the Diary Room - and sent straight to jail.
As he settled into the Diary Room chair, Big Brother began to give him a stern talking to. "Luke, yesterday in a conversation with Rebecca, you said 'On Tuesday night, when the votes are announced, it's all gonna blow. Not that we would ever predict or guess nominations, 'cause that's against the rules. OK Bex, you've got 'Cookie Love' and 'Happy House' -- that's all we need. 'Cookie Love' and 'Happy House' -- THAT'S ALL WE NEED.'"
"Oh God," moaned Luke, before attempting to dig himself out of this hole. "Big Brother, I understand how you could have interpreted it like that, but I said it as in, 'if we have the love of cookies and a happy house that's all we need'." Yeah... we're not buying it, Luke.
"I didn't even attempt to insinuate that Rebecca should nominate Kat and Rachel," he went on, suspiciously. "Believe me, Big Brother, I wouldn't be that stupid. I think you misinterpreted it."
But no one pulls the wool over Big Brother's eyes. "Luke, Big Brother is very clear on the interpretation. You must proceed directly to jail, where you will stay until further notice."
"Whaaat?!" wailed Luke at the top of his voice. "Have you banned me from nominations then?"
"The door's open, Luke," deadpanned Big Brother.
The naughty rule-breaker then stomped out of the Diary Room and straight towards the jail, telling anyone who would listen that it wasn't fair. "This is absurd! This is ridiculous! This is an outrage!"
If you can't do the time, don't do the crime.
Luke wasnt allowed to nominate this week.
Hate the guy. All he does is stir things up to cause arguments. He is an idiot. He gets thrills over Bex's thongs. What an idiot.
Al he ever says is "This is absurd! This is ridiculous! This is an outrage!"
Him, Bex and Jen cant face some people dont always talk about people behind their backs. Thats all Jen, Bex and Luke do. They cant face the fact that some people are being themselves and not talking about people 24/7.
Jen is married and she hasnt even told Dale who is like her pet dog.
I hope they send in a fit girl so Jen has some competition cos she is loving all this attention.