How do you like your soft desert?

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Like Ice Cream, Yoghurt, Moose, How do you eat them?

With moose, I mix it all up, so it turns into liquid, but thick gloopy liquid, like cold melted chocolate!
Then get half a spoonfull and slowly lick it :)

[Spiffing]

D: SAMEEE
Especially with Rolo yoghurts

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Never Tried :(

I NOW KNOW WHAT KIND OF LIQUID IT MAKES!
THE LIQUID OUT OF CADBURY YOGHURTS
THEM CRUNCHY ONES!
LUSH

[Spiffing]

Try it ;)
Nom nom ;o

or get the buttons yoghurt and mash the buttons to dust then mix it mmmmm

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how do u make them to dust :(

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just attack them with a spoon

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lol attack them.
wat about a potato masher

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that might work
or a blender ;]

[Moh]

I like mixing moose up and pouring it over people and licking it off them.

jk, it depends on what mood im in :P I guess above is horney?

[Spiffing]

I like mixing moose up and pouring it over people and licking it off them.

jk, it depends on what mood im in :P I guess above is horney?
GET OUT OF THIS THREAD
GET OUT

GET OUT


lmao dont, stay :[
but it would taste like people so your idea is silly lol i wrote willy

[Moh]

GET OUT OF THIS THREAD
GET OUT

GET OUT


lmao dont, stay :[
but it would taste like people so your idea is silly lol i wrote willy
Taste like people?
Chocolate has quite a strong taste, so I'm sure it would cover up the "people taste". Just make sure the person has had a bath before :)

Want me to keep it PG - 13 now?

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Taste like people?
Chocolate has quite a strong taste, so I'm sure it would cover up the "people taste". Just make sure the person has had a bath before :)

Want me to keep it PG - 13 now?
Lol i suppose it would be like licking chocolate off a sausage
(You know the texture)
yeah i know what you were thinking dirty :O

No
Make it PG- 18
:D

[Moh]

Lol i suppose it would be like licking chocolate off a sausage
(You know the texture)
yeah i know what you were thinking dirty :O

No
Make it PG- 18
:D
Off a sausage? I would not lick any ones skin if it has the texture of a sausage. I like nice smooth skin :(

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Off a sausage? I would not lick any ones skin if it has the texture of a sausage. I like nice smooth skin :(
I meant the german ones you get from asda
they're all shiney :D

[risque]

I just eat desserts how they're supposed to be eaten...