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Corporal
10-08-2008, 05:34 PM
What are some weird or funny surnames you have come accross?
where i work we have had bullock, cheese man and raper.

Metric1
10-08-2008, 08:36 PM
my friends last name is bullock.

kuntz LOL

drama
10-08-2008, 08:38 PM
Old teachers last name was ing, so if you said her name in school it was : Miss Ing or Missing.

and my friends last name is phaal, and she has an uncle called peter, which just sounds like peadophile.

AndrewByrne
11-08-2008, 12:30 PM
I went to Spain or somthing and there was a foreign couple and there second name was Vaguna :D

buttons
11-08-2008, 12:41 PM
our german teachers last name was "koch" it was so funny lmao

le harry
11-08-2008, 12:47 PM
our german teachers last name was "koch" it was so funny lmao
thats my mums maiden name LOL

and um this girl in my grade's surname is titilas, pronounced ***-less lol

Cwmbran
11-08-2008, 12:59 PM
My surname is pretty weird.

Greaney - Pronounced "Grey-Knee" despite what it looks like.

Kardan
11-08-2008, 01:07 PM
Everyone found 'Dickman' funny when they were young...

Ashley 12344
11-08-2008, 01:11 PM
I've had a Miss Battey teaching.
Hancock. And I've heard of a Hiscock at a nearby school. As in have you seen Hiscock.

Hiro
11-08-2008, 01:37 PM
Mr. Hardman (and he was a bouncer)
he works in my college.

Meanies
11-08-2008, 01:43 PM
i know people called coc-k and cox
cant think of any others atm

Hancock was a german teacher :)

Jordy
11-08-2008, 01:45 PM
We have a teacher called Mr Wood which is funny in it's self but the really funny thing is he teaches Wooden Construction in Technology.

There was someone called 'Mr Armed' and everything used to call him Mr Arm Head rofl.

Stitch
11-08-2008, 02:36 PM
We have Miss Singer - A music teacher and Mrs Matthews - a Maths teacher.

Shoed
11-08-2008, 02:37 PM
thacker

Moh
11-08-2008, 02:39 PM
our german teachers last name was "koch" it was so funny lmao
lol, there was some one at my old school who had that last name.

He got called Erkan **** all of school :D

We also had a science teacher called Mr Grosser - Im sure you can work out what we used to call him :D

cocaine
11-08-2008, 02:52 PM
we have a mr jump for PE
mr bond for business studies
miss moneypenny for english

aha

Jam-ez
11-08-2008, 02:55 PM
My surname, how dodgey?

Didehvar <--- I mean come on? It's like a few letters put together randomly.

OmgitsAmanda
11-08-2008, 03:07 PM
I suppose my surname could be considered odd - it's Orme.

!RockinChick1
11-08-2008, 03:15 PM
Mrs.Bacon - Food Tec
Mrs S Osbourne, it wasn't Sharon Osbourne unfortunately ;)
Mrs. Wall

Dentafrice
11-08-2008, 03:18 PM
Mine's Mingle.

LOL.

Middlesbrough
11-08-2008, 05:21 PM
miss curry (my current form teacher)
Mr. belonder (french teacher)
bullock is a ****** who i hate who lives on our street
EDIT: Doctor McGravey (science teacher)

Breakfloor
11-08-2008, 05:23 PM
i met a guy once with a second name wolfensteign

Thai-Man-Land
11-08-2008, 06:13 PM
leader of my local council is tounge, and his first name is d'ick, as in short for richard. D'ick Tounge

Blue
11-08-2008, 06:15 PM
Allcock - a girl in my form
Mrs Woodwood - Dt teacher :P

Earthquake
11-08-2008, 06:18 PM
My teachers name was Mcdonald and his first name was donald, was halarious

buttons
11-08-2008, 06:20 PM
thats my mums maiden name LOL

and um this girl in my grade's surname is titilas, pronounced ***-less lol
"granny & granda koch" lmao
my mums maiden name is "meechan" :S

drama
11-08-2008, 06:30 PM
"granny & granda koch" lmao
my mums maiden name is "meechan" :S

meechan was my primary school headmasters last name.

Stephen08
11-08-2008, 06:31 PM
A doctor I had once ages ago had the last name Spock lol

DR. Spock


Mine's Mingle.

LOL.

Caleb Mingle is well good its like a Famous sounding name!!


"granny & granda koch" lmao
my mums maiden name is "meechan" :S

lol I love my grandad koch

RyanDOT
11-08-2008, 06:31 PM
Art Teacher: Mr Money

shizzle
11-08-2008, 07:13 PM
Mr Mallavy.

CJW93
11-08-2008, 07:30 PM
The African peope, have strange surnames

Charly
11-08-2008, 08:47 PM
Mrs Tingaling ;) <- Music teacher lol

PaulMacC
11-08-2008, 11:10 PM
Someone in my school has a naughty word as their last name.

Loqo
12-08-2008, 03:17 AM
We have a teacher called Mr Wood which is funny in it's self but the really funny thing is he teaches Wooden Construction in Technology.

There was someone called 'Mr Armed' and everything used to call him Mr Arm Head rofl.

I have a friend in my football team and his surname is Armed and we called him Alex Arm Head (Alex being is first name) He is a quarter chinese or something.

Valda
12-08-2008, 10:33 AM
Mine's Mingle.

LOL.
Even your forename is tarded. "Caleb" - "Caleb Mingle" Pmsl... You poor lad.

Tbh
12-08-2008, 02:34 PM
My surname is pretty weird.

Greaney - Pronounced "Grey-Knee" despite what it looks like.

GREEN-E?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Captain
12-08-2008, 02:46 PM
Mr Strings

His first name was Gerry too so he often got called G-String. I felt sorry for him though, he was a sound teacher

CJW93
13-08-2008, 06:44 AM
We had a teacher at our school called Mr Longbottom

tdi
14-08-2008, 12:49 AM
We had a teacher at our school called Mr Longbottom
funny you should say that, I also know someone who's surname is Longbottom. :P

ebay
15-08-2008, 06:15 AM
TooGood.

Imagine being called that.

5,5
15-08-2008, 06:21 AM
I have a friend whose is Vlk, and my 3rd grade teachers was Sheinkenberger

longlyfe
15-08-2008, 12:23 PM
Old teachers last name was ing, so if you said her name in school it was : Miss Ing or Missing.

and my friends last name is phaal, and she has an uncle called peter, which just sounds like peadophile.

ing? is she chinese or something?

drama
15-08-2008, 12:28 PM
ing? is she chinese or something?
nopers, she was english :)

Swinkid
15-08-2008, 01:35 PM
Lol mine is noble. everyone calles me no-balls :[

DaveTaylor
15-08-2008, 01:53 PM
there is a doctor at our local practice called:
Dr. Pain

clueless
15-08-2008, 03:06 PM
My cousin told me he had a friend called 'Chris Cross'

which amused me for some reason

Hollyish
16-08-2008, 02:35 PM
thats my mums maiden name LOL

and um this girl in my grade's surname is titilas, pronounced ***-less lol



ohmagod lmaooooooooooooooooooooooo

ToxicPaddy
16-08-2008, 05:05 PM
Glasscock? Heard it on simpsons, not sure if its real or not :P

Shawnstra
18-08-2008, 11:16 AM
My teacher is Ms Yap and its quite funny we go Yap Yap Yap Yap Yap it drives her crazy lol.

Kenpachi
18-08-2008, 11:24 AM
IT Teacher called Mr Hacking xD

Uhm, a kid called Richard Debooi (Deb - wee)

Wootzeh
18-08-2008, 11:28 AM
Boy in my year when I went school with the name Woodcock :D

DarrenToogood
18-08-2008, 11:31 AM
Mine is 'Toogood' - more funny than weird!

N!ck
18-08-2008, 12:11 PM
I had an Italian friend at school with the surname Bacigalupo, have an uncle with the surname Kozakevich (Polish relations) and there was a girl at my school with surname Dolatabadi. Mum's maiden name is Bickerdike.

Kenpachi
18-08-2008, 12:12 PM
We have a Polish boy in year, Piotr Pawalek

-Wolverine
19-08-2008, 09:00 AM
I had a religion teacher named Mr. D'ick, also some girl in my school her last name is Poos

IceNineKills
19-08-2008, 11:56 AM
dyke .

BaybeeElin
20-08-2008, 01:44 PM
We have a teacher called Mr Wood which is funny in it's self but the really funny thing is he teaches Wooden Construction in Technology.

There was someone called 'Mr Armed' and everything used to call him Mr Arm Head rofl.

I lol'd :P

My mates mums boss is called Richard Head.
French teacher Mrs Temple
English teacher mrs forest
my mate knows someone called joanne card (say it really fast;))

longlyfe
21-08-2008, 05:21 PM
a joker called joe king

benjamin
21-08-2008, 05:23 PM
lol guy i work with is called rory cockburn

Crimson
21-08-2008, 07:53 PM
My mum's friend is called Vikki Hooker. :S

-Liam
21-08-2008, 08:16 PM
Mr Strings

His first name was Gerry too so he often got called G-String. I felt sorry for him though, he was a sound teacher

LMAO. ON HIS LETTERS.

Mr G. Strings

HAHAHAHAHAH

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