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Corporal
10-08-2008, 05:34 PM
What are some weird or funny surnames you have come accross?
where i work we have had bullock, cheese man and raper.
Metric1
10-08-2008, 08:36 PM
my friends last name is bullock.
kuntz LOL
drama
10-08-2008, 08:38 PM
Old teachers last name was ing, so if you said her name in school it was : Miss Ing or Missing.
and my friends last name is phaal, and she has an uncle called peter, which just sounds like peadophile.
AndrewByrne
11-08-2008, 12:30 PM
I went to Spain or somthing and there was a foreign couple and there second name was Vaguna :D
buttons
11-08-2008, 12:41 PM
our german teachers last name was "koch" it was so funny lmao
le harry
11-08-2008, 12:47 PM
our german teachers last name was "koch" it was so funny lmao
thats my mums maiden name LOL
and um this girl in my grade's surname is titilas, pronounced ***-less lol
Cwmbran
11-08-2008, 12:59 PM
My surname is pretty weird.
Greaney - Pronounced "Grey-Knee" despite what it looks like.
Kardan
11-08-2008, 01:07 PM
Everyone found 'Dickman' funny when they were young...
Ashley 12344
11-08-2008, 01:11 PM
I've had a Miss Battey teaching.
Hancock. And I've heard of a Hiscock at a nearby school. As in have you seen Hiscock.
Mr. Hardman (and he was a bouncer)
he works in my college.
Meanies
11-08-2008, 01:43 PM
i know people called coc-k and cox
cant think of any others atm
Hancock was a german teacher :)
Jordy
11-08-2008, 01:45 PM
We have a teacher called Mr Wood which is funny in it's self but the really funny thing is he teaches Wooden Construction in Technology.
There was someone called 'Mr Armed' and everything used to call him Mr Arm Head rofl.
Stitch
11-08-2008, 02:36 PM
We have Miss Singer - A music teacher and Mrs Matthews - a Maths teacher.
Shoed
11-08-2008, 02:37 PM
thacker
our german teachers last name was "koch" it was so funny lmao
lol, there was some one at my old school who had that last name.
He got called Erkan **** all of school :D
We also had a science teacher called Mr Grosser - Im sure you can work out what we used to call him :D
cocaine
11-08-2008, 02:52 PM
we have a mr jump for PE
mr bond for business studies
miss moneypenny for english
aha
Jam-ez
11-08-2008, 02:55 PM
My surname, how dodgey?
Didehvar <--- I mean come on? It's like a few letters put together randomly.
OmgitsAmanda
11-08-2008, 03:07 PM
I suppose my surname could be considered odd - it's Orme.
!RockinChick1
11-08-2008, 03:15 PM
Mrs.Bacon - Food Tec
Mrs S Osbourne, it wasn't Sharon Osbourne unfortunately ;)
Mrs. Wall
Dentafrice
11-08-2008, 03:18 PM
Mine's Mingle.
LOL.
Middlesbrough
11-08-2008, 05:21 PM
miss curry (my current form teacher)
Mr. belonder (french teacher)
bullock is a ****** who i hate who lives on our street
EDIT: Doctor McGravey (science teacher)
Breakfloor
11-08-2008, 05:23 PM
i met a guy once with a second name wolfensteign
Thai-Man-Land
11-08-2008, 06:13 PM
leader of my local council is tounge, and his first name is d'ick, as in short for richard. D'ick Tounge
Allcock - a girl in my form
Mrs Woodwood - Dt teacher :P
Earthquake
11-08-2008, 06:18 PM
My teachers name was Mcdonald and his first name was donald, was halarious
buttons
11-08-2008, 06:20 PM
thats my mums maiden name LOL
and um this girl in my grade's surname is titilas, pronounced ***-less lol
"granny & granda koch" lmao
my mums maiden name is "meechan" :S
drama
11-08-2008, 06:30 PM
"granny & granda koch" lmao
my mums maiden name is "meechan" :S
meechan was my primary school headmasters last name.
Stephen08
11-08-2008, 06:31 PM
A doctor I had once ages ago had the last name Spock lol
DR. Spock
Mine's Mingle.
LOL.
Caleb Mingle is well good its like a Famous sounding name!!
"granny & granda koch" lmao
my mums maiden name is "meechan" :S
lol I love my grandad koch
RyanDOT
11-08-2008, 06:31 PM
Art Teacher: Mr Money
shizzle
11-08-2008, 07:13 PM
Mr Mallavy.
CJW93
11-08-2008, 07:30 PM
The African peope, have strange surnames
Charly
11-08-2008, 08:47 PM
Mrs Tingaling ;) <- Music teacher lol
PaulMacC
11-08-2008, 11:10 PM
Someone in my school has a naughty word as their last name.
We have a teacher called Mr Wood which is funny in it's self but the really funny thing is he teaches Wooden Construction in Technology.
There was someone called 'Mr Armed' and everything used to call him Mr Arm Head rofl.
I have a friend in my football team and his surname is Armed and we called him Alex Arm Head (Alex being is first name) He is a quarter chinese or something.
Valda
12-08-2008, 10:33 AM
Mine's Mingle.
LOL.
Even your forename is tarded. "Caleb" - "Caleb Mingle" Pmsl... You poor lad.
My surname is pretty weird.
Greaney - Pronounced "Grey-Knee" despite what it looks like.
GREEN-E?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Captain
12-08-2008, 02:46 PM
Mr Strings
His first name was Gerry too so he often got called G-String. I felt sorry for him though, he was a sound teacher
CJW93
13-08-2008, 06:44 AM
We had a teacher at our school called Mr Longbottom
We had a teacher at our school called Mr Longbottom
funny you should say that, I also know someone who's surname is Longbottom. :P
TooGood.
Imagine being called that.
I have a friend whose is Vlk, and my 3rd grade teachers was Sheinkenberger
longlyfe
15-08-2008, 12:23 PM
Old teachers last name was ing, so if you said her name in school it was : Miss Ing or Missing.
and my friends last name is phaal, and she has an uncle called peter, which just sounds like peadophile.
ing? is she chinese or something?
drama
15-08-2008, 12:28 PM
ing? is she chinese or something?
nopers, she was english :)
Swinkid
15-08-2008, 01:35 PM
Lol mine is noble. everyone calles me no-balls :[
DaveTaylor
15-08-2008, 01:53 PM
there is a doctor at our local practice called:
Dr. Pain
clueless
15-08-2008, 03:06 PM
My cousin told me he had a friend called 'Chris Cross'
which amused me for some reason
Hollyish
16-08-2008, 02:35 PM
thats my mums maiden name LOL
and um this girl in my grade's surname is titilas, pronounced ***-less lol
ohmagod lmaooooooooooooooooooooooo
ToxicPaddy
16-08-2008, 05:05 PM
Glasscock? Heard it on simpsons, not sure if its real or not :P
Shawnstra
18-08-2008, 11:16 AM
My teacher is Ms Yap and its quite funny we go Yap Yap Yap Yap Yap it drives her crazy lol.
Kenpachi
18-08-2008, 11:24 AM
IT Teacher called Mr Hacking xD
Uhm, a kid called Richard Debooi (Deb - wee)
Wootzeh
18-08-2008, 11:28 AM
Boy in my year when I went school with the name Woodcock :D
DarrenToogood
18-08-2008, 11:31 AM
Mine is 'Toogood' - more funny than weird!
I had an Italian friend at school with the surname Bacigalupo, have an uncle with the surname Kozakevich (Polish relations) and there was a girl at my school with surname Dolatabadi. Mum's maiden name is Bickerdike.
Kenpachi
18-08-2008, 12:12 PM
We have a Polish boy in year, Piotr Pawalek
-Wolverine
19-08-2008, 09:00 AM
I had a religion teacher named Mr. D'ick, also some girl in my school her last name is Poos
IceNineKills
19-08-2008, 11:56 AM
dyke .
BaybeeElin
20-08-2008, 01:44 PM
We have a teacher called Mr Wood which is funny in it's self but the really funny thing is he teaches Wooden Construction in Technology.
There was someone called 'Mr Armed' and everything used to call him Mr Arm Head rofl.
I lol'd :P
My mates mums boss is called Richard Head.
French teacher Mrs Temple
English teacher mrs forest
my mate knows someone called joanne card (say it really fast;))
longlyfe
21-08-2008, 05:21 PM
a joker called joe king
benjamin
21-08-2008, 05:23 PM
lol guy i work with is called rory cockburn
Crimson
21-08-2008, 07:53 PM
My mum's friend is called Vikki Hooker. :S
-Liam
21-08-2008, 08:16 PM
Mr Strings
His first name was Gerry too so he often got called G-String. I felt sorry for him though, he was a sound teacher
LMAO. ON HIS LETTERS.
Mr G. Strings
HAHAHAHAHAH
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