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Earthquake
12-08-2008, 12:34 PM
Well, I've been applying to go to the army college, I just took my blood test for the medical, and was soon to go for the physical test.

Well, the blood test results have come back and they've found drug positive in my system, thing is I stopped taking weed about 2 months before the blood test, and now they've reported me to the army about it.. I'm screwed :(

seattlegrace
12-08-2008, 12:40 PM
Sorry but you in the Army would be laughable. Bad luck.

Edited by ,Jess, (Forum Super Moderator): Please do not be rude towards other forum members.

Chipmunk
12-08-2008, 12:45 PM
Good luck! Hope it all goes well!

drama
12-08-2008, 12:46 PM
unlucky :(

RSTurbo
12-08-2008, 12:46 PM
Sorry but you in the Army would be laughable. Bad luck.

How would it, if its what he wants to do then he will do it - and who are you lol.
Sorry to hear man :( this mean you wont be joining the army

Stephen08
12-08-2008, 02:10 PM
Sorry I think you are lying.

Bloodtests for drugs only look for drugs which you have taken recently eg. past week or whatever.

Only urine test would be able to detect that you've taken weed, but THC is meant to leave your body in around 1 month so whether you have smoked weed in that 2 month period, or you're completely lying.

Theres a possibilty it can stay in your system for 2 months but you would need a urine test to see.

Nuxty
12-08-2008, 03:50 PM
Sorry I think you are lying.

Bloodtests for drugs only look for drugs which you have taken recently eg. past week or whatever.

Only urine test would be able to detect that you've taken weed, but THC is meant to leave your body in around 1 month so whether you have smoked weed in that 2 month period, or you're completely lying.

Theres a possibilty it can stay in your system for 2 months but you would need a urine test to see.

Not in all cases, this could happen but would be rare.

TooClose
12-08-2008, 03:53 PM
THC will only show up in the blood for 16 hours after you've smoked it.

Earthquake
12-08-2008, 04:54 PM
Why would I lie :S I will take a photo once I've finished full medical of the medical report card if your gonna be so stuck up thinking that I've lied on taking ''weed''

BAD BAZ
12-08-2008, 05:36 PM
shouldn't of smoked weed then, should you?

drama
12-08-2008, 05:48 PM
shouldn't of smoked weed then, should you?
well maybe he didn't know it would stay in the system for that ammount of time? sherlock.


ontopic: my friend had to get tested when he got charged for GBH (accident..) and he had weed the day before but they didn't find anything :S

c[__]
12-08-2008, 05:48 PM
shouldn't of smoked weed then, should you?
I guess he didn't think of that :rolleyes:. Unlucky Damien but goodluck as you could get lucky :)

Plux
12-08-2008, 06:02 PM
well maybe he didn't know it would stay in the system for that ammount of time? sherlock.


ontopic: my friend had to get tested when he got charged for GBH (accident..) and he had weed the day before but they didn't find anything :S


He shouldn't have taken it at all? "sherlock"

Imp!
12-08-2008, 06:52 PM
If you do get into the army and the generals or w/e read your profile they might give you a very hard time about it

Stephen08
12-08-2008, 09:03 PM
THC will only show up in the blood for 16 hours after you've smoked it.

12 days actually


Not in all cases, this could happen but would be rare.

Blood tests will not detect THC after 12 days of smoking weed, 2 months is just stupid.

So I'm gonna say this again Damien, you're either lying or you have smoked weed in them 12 days..

drama
12-08-2008, 09:09 PM
He shouldn't have taken it at all? "sherlock"
lol, no.

Unbilotitled
12-08-2008, 10:03 PM
who cares weeds good shizzzzzzz

Excellent1
13-08-2008, 12:13 AM
who cares weeds good shizzzzzzzFor idiots like you, maybe.

Plux
13-08-2008, 09:04 AM
who cares weeds good shizzzzzzz

For the idiots who want to work in McDonalds.

DJ-AD!
13-08-2008, 09:47 AM
Weed is not strong enough to stay in ur system for over a month atleast so ur either lying or it wasnt weed

drama
13-08-2008, 09:50 AM
For the idiots who want to work in McDonalds.
Yeah 'cos everyone who does weed become an idiot.. :rolleyes:

Ekalb
13-08-2008, 11:53 AM
Good luck Damien, hopefully with you in the army the Brittish will be able to fight back against those commys!

cocaine
13-08-2008, 12:01 PM
its your own fault for smoking weed in the first place then

Earthquake
13-08-2008, 02:03 PM
Weed is not strong enough to stay in ur system for over a month atleast so ur either lying or it wasnt weed
It stays in your system for 6months :S

cocaine
13-08-2008, 02:13 PM
It stays in your system for 6months :S

so you knew this and yet two months later you decide to apply for service.. :rolleyes:

PaintYourTarget
13-08-2008, 02:13 PM
Yeah, weed stays for atleast a month. I've stayed clean for the last few months just so I can't lose my place. I was gonna go to Wellbeck last year, but my Sargeant phoned me too late and all the places had gone. ******. Gotta do my normal A levels then do my officers application.

Good luck with it man, it'll be hard but the facilities and Teaching's great. If you get Mr Lang, he's awesome... ****, he might be Sgt. Lang now, that's scary =[

Leetzgirl
13-08-2008, 02:17 PM
It stays in your system for 6months :S

If you knew that then you would know how to get it rid out of your system

Just drink water, like 2 bottles, then piss out, then just 30 mins before the test, you drink another bottle-.-

BlueEyedSarah
13-08-2008, 02:25 PM
I heard long ago that when you stop taking drugs then you need to be 6 months clean - if you take heavy drugs or take heavy doses of drugs it can be up to a year before your system is clean.

Earthquake
13-08-2008, 10:04 PM
so you knew this and yet two months later you decide to apply for service.. :rolleyes:
I never knew this when I went for the blood, my friends mum told me when I was round there yesturday night ago, I told her what had happend.

Splinter
13-08-2008, 10:35 PM
Yeah 'cos everyone who does weed become an idiot.. :rolleyes:

There is of course a chance of becoming paranoid or suffering from other mental conditions. And then of course they want society to get them better so they could get high. I think if you looked at where most regular weed smokers end up it would be either on the dole or in a menial nothing job.

There is a good reason why they don't want druggies in the army. You just shouldn't have taken it should you.

G-Star-Loyal
17-08-2008, 12:04 PM
Well, I've been applying to go to the army college, I just took my blood test for the medical, and was soon to go for the physical test.

Well, the blood test results have come back and they've found drug positive in my system, thing is I stopped taking weed about 2 months before the blood test, and now they've reported me to the army about it.. I'm screwed :(

Your really starting to annoy me now ... In the army they dont do blood tests no more. They do test by checking your Urine (if thts how you spell it)

And if you smoke weed it gets out ur systems within 28 - 31 days so just say a month, so your lying.

xo-magey-ox
18-08-2008, 10:34 PM
achaly can some one come up with the right amote of time first 2 months the 12 days 6 months 2 weeks 31 days whats nxt 50 years gawd pick the right one

eny way you could always say its not my ful i thought it was nicoteen coz my friend ofered me a *** XD works every time

Cajak
19-08-2008, 01:28 PM
Oh... too bad. :(

Soy
19-08-2008, 02:15 PM
Why should we care about how crap your life is?
You don't show kindness for anyone else on this forum so don't expect any sympathy from me.

And yeah i'm glad they detected it, i wouldn't want a pot head fighting for my country

Bef
19-08-2008, 03:21 PM
It should only stay in ur system a month. and thats if u use it every day for a long time

most drugs r out in a week. Iv been checkin up on it as im going to be randomly drug tested next year :o

Bun
20-08-2008, 10:09 AM
no one elses fault but your own.

IAmTheBest
20-08-2008, 10:57 AM
you ****

Describe
22-08-2008, 06:32 PM
and how many posts are actually about him joining the ******* army. nobody cares, or should care about the fact he's taken weed no matter how ****** up it may be, stay on topic for christ sake. the topic isn't "****, smoking weed and joinin the armzy." it's 'I'm Joining the army,' He's likely looking for views the army and him joining, so enough of the **** about weed.

Bef
23-08-2008, 12:02 AM
To above

he wont get in the army now because drugs have been found in his system so really our oponion about him joining the army doesnt matter as he isnt going to be able to now :S

On the army - to anyone joining the army, make sure your mentally prepared for what you may have to see and do. I no to many people whov been completely screwd up by it and quite a few whov had to claim there suicidal to get out of it which is like the most embarresing thing for an army boy to do!
Iv grown up right by an army base and no loads of kids whov been moved around with ther dads and hated it. I no loads who hav no relationships with ther fathers because they see them so little and becaus alot of ther dads hav been messing round with women on other bases.
tbh, i can only think of one person i no who is happy with army life and thats cos hes a complete male hore and has a girlfriend in pretty much every base in britain and he hasnt been sent abroad yet. Hes a para anywho!

MOGWAI
26-08-2008, 12:11 PM
weed is a plant man, it just so happens that if you set this plant on fire....

Stephen08
26-08-2008, 01:19 PM
weed is a plant man, it just so happens that if you set this plant on fire....

It turns to ash

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