Man almost loses penis while attempting to have sex with bench

[-Wolverine]

http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/08/07/man-almost-loses-penis-humping-steel-bench/

Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.
Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.
The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself (http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/08/07/man-almost-loses-penis-humping-steel-bench/). However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.


http://www.weirdasianews.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/hk-man-penis02.gif

[myke]

He needs a partner :(

[5,5]

what an idiot lmao

[AMERlCA...]

awww bless what an idoit to do that

[-Wolverine]

Some people just need lovin' ..

[Immenseman]

lovely story

[brandon]

What a man

[Hazza]

bless him, may him rest his penis in peace.

[Plux]

I wish I was the bench.

[N-Dubz]

he needs a girlfriend.

[Heart Break Kid]

lmao!!!!
he defos need to get laid :P

[-Wolverine]

There are like over 60 million women there in China and he couldn't get one? Quite sad really.

[Imp!]

lol much that must have been SO painful

[DrLacero]

Those are some pretty small holes man.

[Earthquake]

There are like over 60 million women there in China and he couldn't get one? Quite sad really.
Remember he was having abit of fun :rolleyes:

Anyway, why didn't he just wait for it to flop or they put ice on it?

[Mr.Sam]

more than 60 million with a population of 1billion+ :P


There are like over 60 million women there in China and he couldn't get one? Quite sad really.

[bo$$]

Remember he was having abit of fun :rolleyes:

Anyway, why didn't he just wait for it to flop or they put ice on it?

that's what i was wondering.. it's not like once you're aroused it doesn't go away...

[Leetzgirl]

that's what i was wondering.. it's not like once you're aroused it doesn't go away...

Maybe it was less wider when it was hard :P

soo. make him hard again!

[Kardan]

What happened to the bench? :(

[GommeInc]

Don't judge him for what he did, judge the bench for being tight... Must of been the benches first time :(

[Axel]

Poor guy.

[GhostFace-]

owned.

[Kyle]

poor guy

[Virgin Mary]

Surely his hand would suffice.

[Hiro]

ahah. im so trying that :rolleyes:

i wanna send him a card, congratulating him on his terrific work!

[Plux]

ahah. im so trying that :rolleyes:

i wanna send him a card, congratulating him on his terrific work!


I'll be the bench.

[Chipmunk]

How did he get his penis in their, u seen how small the holes r!

[Leetzgirl]

How did he get his penis in their, u seen how small the holes r!


They say asian have smaller of these things :eusa_whis

[Hated]

he needs to learn to use his hands

[bo$$]

How did he get his penis in their, u seen how small the holes r!

stuffed it in when he was.. limp.

[Andys]

jees how did he get it in there in the first place?
its... tiny!

[leah]

LOL I never want to see thats guys penis ..
Jake does. ;)

[Moh]

Aww, all the cheesy comments have been taken :(

[PriceTags]

People are saying wait until it went limp, but the smallness of the hole will have cut off the circulation, meaning that he'll have had the most painful, longest hard on of his life, and someone else will have to free him. Sucks to be him.

[-Wolverine]

more than 60 million with a population of 1billion+ :P

Woops, I forgot the 0 :eusa_wall:eusa_wall:eusa_wall

[Pyroka]

What the hell.

That guy doesn't need a girlfriend, no, he needs a bigger bench.