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Oidz
31-08-2008, 08:36 PM
James, Fell In Love...
Loqo
31-08-2008, 08:54 PM
With a girl from school...
Fez
31-08-2008, 09:11 PM
WHO WAS ACTUALLY HIS DOG'S UNCLE LARRY...
TehJoshy
01-09-2008, 03:51 PM
so they went to burger king..
Wayne
01-09-2008, 03:52 PM
and bought some burgers..
PaintYourTarget
01-09-2008, 03:53 PM
but they didn't get given burgers...
Wayne
01-09-2008, 03:54 PM
they got pizza instead...
Heart Break Kid
01-09-2008, 04:05 PM
they wanted milkshake aswell
PaulMacC
01-09-2008, 04:07 PM
they ordered 43 strawberry milkshakes.
Heart Break Kid
01-09-2008, 04:07 PM
but where given cheese milkshakes instead :(
Loqo
01-09-2008, 10:31 PM
So he said to the manager...
Heart Break Kid
01-09-2008, 10:32 PM
i deserve better
Leetzgirl
01-09-2008, 10:41 PM
and tighten his fists..
j4k3
01-09-2008, 11:15 PM
and swang a punch toward
Heart Break Kid
01-09-2008, 11:17 PM
s the wall :)
Leetzgirl
01-09-2008, 11:17 PM
and missed and hitted the person who was..
Heart Break Kid
01-09-2008, 11:18 PM
holding the drinks
Leetzgirl
01-09-2008, 11:18 PM
and the drinks flew up in the..
Heart Break Kid
01-09-2008, 11:19 PM
fan and went everywhere
Leetzgirl
01-09-2008, 11:21 PM
the guy who was angry said..
Heart Break Kid
01-09-2008, 11:22 PM
why did you do that?
Loqo
02-09-2008, 08:22 PM
And he replied...
Herman
05-09-2008, 12:31 PM
I love milk.
Heart Break Kid
05-09-2008, 01:21 PM
because it tastes like......
Jord
05-09-2008, 05:04 PM
A sour apple with
Heart Break Kid
05-09-2008, 05:08 PM
a maggot infestation...
Loqo
05-09-2008, 05:38 PM
To which James looked...
Heart Break Kid
05-09-2008, 05:41 PM
...rather excited to see his lass come over...
Loqo
05-09-2008, 05:44 PM
With the Strawberry Milkshakes they asked for...
Heart Break Kid
05-09-2008, 05:45 PM
...and it turned out that they'd been given the wrong order...
ItsDave
06-09-2008, 10:52 AM
... and rather annoyed, the waitress quit as she couldn't cope with the FAILURE....
Heart Break Kid
06-09-2008, 10:52 AM
...of her own life the waitress went into the street...
ItsDave
06-09-2008, 10:56 AM
...of which an oncoming truck hit her head on and she instantly died...
Heart Break Kid
06-09-2008, 10:57 AM
... the trucker driver then...
ItsDave
06-09-2008, 11:00 AM
...got out of his cab to see if she was still alive, which she wasn't, and had two options in his mind:- ring 911/999 (where is this placed?) or stuff her in the back as to not deal with authorities.
Heart Break Kid
06-09-2008, 11:03 AM
... he decided to put her in his truck and drive to the nearest....
ItsDave
06-09-2008, 11:12 AM
...dog food factory and so drove throughout the night...
Heart Break Kid
06-09-2008, 11:14 AM
...only to find that he forgot to fill up with petrol
ItsDave
06-09-2008, 11:41 AM
... and so pulled over on the hard shoulder and was then approached by Traffic Police to ask what the problem was...
Heart Break Kid
06-09-2008, 11:43 AM
... the truck driver then ran away...
ItsDave
06-09-2008, 11:44 AM
...concerned the Traffic cop ran over the his car, called for backup, then pursued the escaping truck driver and got out his tazer...
Heart Break Kid
06-09-2008, 11:45 AM
... the tazer then fell on the floor and zapped the police man...
ItsDave
06-09-2008, 11:47 AM
...surprised the truck driver laughed, ran backwards, and syphoned petrol from the cop car into his truck and away he went...
Heart Break Kid
06-09-2008, 11:47 AM
... straight to the...
ItsDave
06-09-2008, 12:43 PM
...dog food facotry, when all of a sudden...
Heart Break Kid
06-09-2008, 12:47 PM
...the woma woke up....
ItsDave
06-09-2008, 12:49 PM
... she sat up and stared blankly, losing concentration the truck driver looked behind him and to his surprise found the woman woken up, he braks, lunging her forward into the dashboard/windscreen....
Heart Break Kid
06-09-2008, 12:52 PM
... but he forgot to put his seatbelt on and went hurtling through the window
graffiti
06-09-2008, 12:53 PM
and fell out and banged his head
ItsDave
06-09-2008, 12:56 PM
...both waitress and truck driver were now unconsious in the middle of a highway...
graffiti
06-09-2008, 12:57 PM
and they got ran over...
Heart Break Kid
06-09-2008, 12:58 PM
well done grime on editing it :P
making them go thru the whole ordeal of the milkshakes again :P

.....when suddenly the policeman came by and spotted them he then pulled...
ItsDave
06-09-2008, 01:04 PM
...over and rand for an ambulance and cornered off 2/3 lanes of the motorway...
Loqo
06-09-2008, 01:05 PM
James feeling shocked burst out....
ItsDave
06-09-2008, 01:11 PM
... 2 hours ago a waitress got ran over and now shes on the news 24 miles away from here, whoah...
Heart Break Kid
06-09-2008, 01:11 PM
... all of a sudden...
ItsDave
06-09-2008, 01:13 PM
... James had a massive heart attack, and then blew up, causing the cafe to set on fire...
Heart Break Kid
06-09-2008, 01:16 PM
... the fire caused a riot in the street...
ItsDave
06-09-2008, 01:17 PM
... and some petty theif stole the gumball machine from the burning cafe, leading to even more outrage...
Heart Break Kid
06-09-2008, 01:19 PM
... all of a sudden a fighter jet lew overhead and dropped....
Rixion
06-09-2008, 03:41 PM
... some sarnies but ...
Heart Break Kid
06-09-2008, 03:42 PM
...they burnt to a crisp...
Rixion
06-09-2008, 03:44 PM
... of crispy goodies although ...
Heart Break Kid
06-09-2008, 03:48 PM
they had gone mouldy from the heat...
Rixion
06-09-2008, 03:51 PM
... of the chip pan ...
Heart Break Kid
06-09-2008, 03:54 PM
(the building went up in flames reece ;P)

...that had been burnt in the blaze....
ItsDave
06-09-2008, 07:28 PM
...and then over came 3000000 news vans and helicopters and because they weren't paying attention they all crashed together, so over came more news vans and they covered the story of how a guy named James was at a cafe, the waitress was stressed, got ran over by a truck, the truck driver got suspisioned by police, the cop tazered himself, the truck driver laughed, and then James had a heart attack and blew up, which then blew the cafe up, which lead to 3000000 news vans and helictopers piling up together in a massive mush, and thats the way the cookie crumbles...
Heart Break Kid
07-09-2008, 09:31 AM
... the next day in tokyo...
ItsDave
07-09-2008, 04:52 PM
...someone farted, and because the opposing stranger laughed, he choked and died on his sushi....
Heart Break Kid
07-09-2008, 04:55 PM
... the sushi then jumped out of his mouth...
Hollyish
08-09-2008, 07:32 PM
and ran as fast as it could all the way to america
leah
10-09-2008, 11:30 AM
where he met nvrspk4
Oidz
10-09-2008, 04:03 PM
Who stunk of bad BO ( Body Oder )
Heart Break Kid
10-09-2008, 04:06 PM
odour*

they met with the local...
Oidz
10-09-2008, 04:10 PM
Indian Shop Keeper. (Apu)
Heart Break Kid
10-09-2008, 04:11 PM
he said that there was an emergency
the pice of sushi and nvr asked what it was
Apu looked nervously at them and told them that...
leah
11-09-2008, 12:50 PM
Nvr was secretly a girl...
Heart Break Kid
11-09-2008, 04:47 PM
...nvr then turned around and looked at the piece of sushi and stated...
X:RiX:X
11-09-2008, 04:59 PM
...I'm serectly a girl but shh don't tell anyone...
Heart Break Kid
11-09-2008, 05:06 PM
because i want to keep this a secret
the reason is...
ItsDave
11-09-2008, 05:54 PM
... my parents didn't like my face, so made me have a sex chance into a girl to see if I would be prettier
Heart Break Kid
11-09-2008, 05:55 PM
and it turned out they was well wrong because...
e5
11-09-2008, 05:57 PM
it did.



(This has been done before)
ItsDave
11-09-2008, 06:15 PM
...and so on this day" was what the vicar said when all of a sudden, Jesus appeared right before the 71 people at the Church and said "sup my fellow peoplez"...
Oidz
11-09-2008, 06:31 PM
*Removed*

Edited by ,Jess, (Forum Super Moderator): Please do not make comments seen as being racist.
leah
11-09-2008, 07:29 PM
and they replied with "innit"
Loqo
12-09-2008, 06:24 PM
Everyone then screamed and...
Heart Break Kid
12-09-2008, 06:25 PM
frogs came out of their throats.....
Nicola
12-09-2008, 08:07 PM
and jumped around the church..
Heart Break Kid
12-09-2008, 08:07 PM
...then the chruch fell over...
Malachy
12-09-2008, 08:20 PM
.. and burst into flames. the 71 people in the church however were conviniently wearing their "in emergency of church tip-over fire" belts, and when they pressed the buttons on their belts they automatically flew out of the church and then..
Nicola
12-09-2008, 08:24 PM
whilst they were flying they released their parachutes and all fell right into the sea only to find out that..
Loqo
13-09-2008, 04:12 PM
It was infested with Great White Sharks.
Ohirian
13-09-2008, 08:52 PM
Which has gleaming white teeth
Nicola
13-09-2008, 09:30 PM
Suddenly, ninja penguins come and fight off the sharks and help the people get back to dry land where they find..
ItsDave
13-09-2008, 11:16 PM
A dead whale
Oidz
13-09-2008, 11:21 PM
Who was beating eat by a man named Hannibal ( The New Villain )
ItsDave
14-09-2008, 12:35 AM
But then the dead whale broke gas and exploded. Killing everyone within a 200,002,001 mile raduis.
Oidz
18-09-2008, 09:38 PM
Luckily Gordon Brown survived.
Con
18-09-2008, 09:39 PM
but later died of heart failure as he's a old fart.
Oidz
18-09-2008, 09:41 PM
But he had a son named Jordan Brown who was also fat, and took over as primeminster
Con
18-09-2008, 09:42 PM
But then went power mad and killed his whole family + long distant family + friends and was then locked up in a mental home eventually dieing of brain malfunction
Oidz
18-09-2008, 09:45 PM
James ( The Original Charactor of this story ) went to a lonely house where he met THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE

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