My dog ate it...! - Ends 30th October

[The Undertaker]

Teacher: Ok Timmy, where is your homework?
Timmy: Ummm.... Ummmm.
Teacher: Well!?
Timmy: Ummm... My dog ate it!

My dog ate it. A common excuse that all our favourite cartoon troublemakers use to try and disguise their laziness.
The only thing is, we all know it never works... unfortunately :(.

Here on Habbox, I want YOU to put yourself into Timmy's shoes and come up with the best excuse ever for why you did not do your homework. These excuse can be as wacky & out of this world as you want, or as serious as you want.

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Competition Prize/Template

1st Prize: 2 HC Sofas (Kindly donated by JoeyK.)

Your entry should look like the example below:
Habbo Name: nightdragon
Habbox Name: itsBilly :)
My entry: H0BJ0B, the Competitions Manager at Habbox, ate my homework!

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So get thinking, else its detentionville for you!!!

[Paragram]

Habbo Name: Paragram
Habbox Name: Paragram
My entry: Timmy: So. Do you really want to know? Well. Last night, I had a dream about Super Jello. Super Jello was evil but tasted delicious. Anyone who ate Super Jello got red eyes and poofy hair and big muscles and turned evil, but no one knew of these side effects. Then there was Super Vegetable Jello. SVJ tasted nasty and blech, but anyone who ate it would have nice hair, wings, could play beautiful music, and had super powers! None of the kids wanted to eat SVJ except for myself, because my parents forced me to and I had to fight off all the evil Super Jello eating kids. I won, eventually, but then I woke up. That's why I don't have my homework.
Teacher: I don't get it... WHERE'S YOUR HOMEWORK?!?!
Timmy: I forgot it at home. :eusa_whis

Edited by H0BJ0B (Competitions Manager): Ha - funny! xD

[DieselShaq]

Void my entry, forgot that I'm now Habbox Staff.

[J0SH]

Habbo Name: Commended
Habbox Name: Josh
Entry: My nan stole it. :(

[Casual]

Habbo Name: Beamer185
Habbox Name: Beamer185
Entry: Well you see.. I've been on holiday for the past 6 hours and I took it back to my house and then went on holiday.. And I think I left it where I was staying on holiday :( Im very sorry.
Teacher: Where on earth did you go on holiday for 6 hours!?
I went back to my house then to my bedroom. I think I paid one of my mates to do it.. so don't blame me blame them! They started it!!

[Moh]

Habbo Name: .:Jack120:.
Habbox Name: Jack120
My Entry:
My printer broke and my disk is corrupted. Unfortunately my computer crashed this morning.

True Story ^^

[AshDonson]

Habbox Name: AshDonson
Habbo Name: AshDonson
My Entry:

Timmy: Well Miss... Last lesson we were doing equations and during an example you showed us this: (Timmy then goes to the board and writes on it)

m(y) = U(r)

Timmy: So when I got home and looked at this, Miss, I realised that it wasn't m(y) homework at all, it was U(r) homework and you should have done it for me!

So, Miss... Where is your homework?... No excuses!

Teacher: Well... Um... My dog ate it???

[JoeyJo]

Habbox Name: JoeyJo
Habbo Name: JoeyJo21


My Entry:

Well.........

I did do it, I promise, but............................

As I was on my way to school with my homework in my hand, there was a sudden tornado, which picked me off the ground and flung me down the street and into the park where these aliens with big googly eyes came out of nowhere and tried to abduct me so I ran and I ran as fast as I could, but in all my rushing I slipped and fell down an open drain and into the sewer below, so I swam with one hand whilst holding my homework above water with the other for 200m until I finally got out, but when I was back on dry land this tiger escaped from the zoo next door and lunged at me and my homework so we embarked on a huge tug of war over the sheet of paper, and the minute the tiger sneezed he let go and I was able to release my work from the grip of his big teeth.

So I was all prepared to hand it in, honest! But I've just noticed I picked up the wrong piece of paper.

[CircuitBroken]

Habbo Name: Circuitbroken
Habbox Name:Circuitbroken
My Entry: Well you see, I was half way through it when I started to feel quite peckish. Now looking down at this ink stained, rough, teared, faded white piece of paper, well... it was irrisistable. So I slid out some manky cuterlry and munched it all down. And you know the best thing is ive only been sick once!

[freeza]

Habbo Name: Freeza101
Habbox Name: Freeza
My entry: My homework fell in the toilet.
It's still there but there is Poo stuck to it.
If i get it out and give it to you.
I am sure you would not like it Sir.

[zaphod9642]

habbox name: zaphod9642
habbo name: harryfamas
my entry :teacher: so weres your homework timmy
timmy: well i had just finished it and it was in my bag then i wanted to go to the park so i took it then i got ambushed by 3 racoons 5 squirels and a leader A CHIPMUNK right they came pinned me down took my homework and one is in my bag hidden you might see it *looks in bag sees a squirel* nooo it jumped out .That as my favourite pet! oops....
Teacher : so were IS your homework timmy...

[Pazza]

Habbo name - iWarn
Habbox name - Pazza

Entry - My nan ate it

[Brandyyy]

IGN Habbo - Reckonings
Jimmy: I had a cold!
Teacher: You look perfectly fine
Jimmy whipes his nose with his arm and says: Now do you see it?

[kuzkasate]

Habbo Name: Cutbrakes
HabboxForum Name: Cutbrakes
Entry:
Timmy: Well you see...
Firstly I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to MY TEACHER'S already heavy workload. But then I realised I had to do it so I put it in a safe, but lost the combination. Then I broke into the safe an retrieved my homework however disaster struck when some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked. Happily I remembered that I had a spare sheet so then I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away, but then he sent it me in the post. When I was walking home after school I was kidnapped by terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it. Then I quicly rushed and done it however another pupil fell in a lake, and I jumped in to rescue him but unfortunately my homework drowned. After all I wouldn't want the rest of the kids in my class too look bad would I?
Teacher: Okay, I didn't catch most of that! WHERE IS YOUR HOMEWORK.
Timmy: Well you see...

[icehockeydan]

Habbo Name: icehockeydan
Habbox Name: icehockeydan
My entry:
It blew away or i used it as loo paper

[iDenning]

Habbo name: ::PureHab:
Habbox name: iDenning
Entry:
Teacher: Where is your homework timmy?
Timmy: I didnt do it.

[.italy-rules.]

Habbo Name: .italy-rules.
Habbox Name: .italy-rules.
My entry: It's So perfect im getting it framed
.
. I didnt do it because i don't like you

[DJ-Ains.T]

Habbo Name: Serant
Habbox Name: Ains
My Entry: Well, I was sat at home as you do, and this program came on TV and as I was watching this program this massive red super hero came in and said 'Pass me your homework, I'm the homework superhero, I will do it for you!' So, I kindly passed it to him and he said I will give it to you tommorow. It came the next morning sir, and he hadn't turned up, so I'm still waiting on him sir! ;]

[3cww]

habbo name:3cww
habbox name:3cww
my entry:
i did do it but i forgot to write it down

[Geraint]

Habbo name: Cardiff.City
Habbox name: Geraint
Entry:
Teacher: Timmy, where is your homework?
Timmy: Sold it on ebay.

[CarrotSticks]

Teacher: Timmy, do you have your homework today?
Timmy: Ermm... one sec miss, i think it's in my bag... :s
Teacher: Timmy i'm not going to wait all day, were is you homework!?
Timmy: Errrmmm... errrr... errr
Teacher: Timmy, i'm waiting, were is you homework!
Timmy: Well miss can you wait just a few more days?
Teacher: Timmy don't you dare cheek me!!
Timmy: I'm sorry, my dog ate it!
Teacher: That's a very poor excuse Timmy! [teacher laughs]
Timmy: It's not an excuse, my mum really ate my homework!

[HabbDance]

Habbo Name: Codings (US)
Habbox Name: EasyFries
My Entry:
Teacher: Where is your homework young man!?
Me: I did it, but I got attacked by terrorists..
Teacher: That's the worst excuse I ever heard!
Me: Honest, I made it into a paper airplane and it got hi-jacked D:

[popstar3600]

Well:
Habbo Name: popstar3600
Habbox Name: popstar3600
My entry: Miss Flower. I know that I am the most boffinated pupil in the whole of this school even though I am only in year 7 (SOOOO Not true in real life), I really just have not got my homework.
Miss Flower: WHAT? POPSTAR3600 YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!!!! Well, You should be but, seems as you havn't ever forgotten your homework before, you are let of...but JUST THIS ONCE!!!
ME: But...MISSSSSSSSSSSSS! I had this really wacky excuse planned!
Miss FLower: *SIGHS* Go on then.....
ME: Miss...well...I forgot it. :S



:eusa_clap

[OMGitsHYPE]

Habbo Name: OMGitsHYPE (UK)
Habbox Name: OMGitsHYPE
My entry:
Teacher: Timmy so where's your homework?
Timmy: WELL are you sure you want to know?
Teacher: Well, yes.
Timmy: Well, basically I did my homework and.. urm, and I was listening to the song YMCA, and it got stuck in my head, so I kept going and singing,
YMCAYMCAYMCAYMCAYMCA
YMCAYMCAYMCAYMCAYMCAYMCAYMCA
YMCAYMCAYMCAYMCAYMCAYMCAYMCAYMCA
*5 minutes later*
YMCAYMCAYMCAYMCAYMCAYMCAYMCAYMCA
*10 minutes later*
And then the people from the tv took me into the TV with them and we started singing together and went..
YMCAYMCAYMCAYMCAYMCAYMCAYMCAYMCA
*45 minutes later*

EDIT: LOOL AT CARROTSTICKS ENTRY AND POPSTARS :L
And that's my excuse.
Teacher: Really where's your homework?
*Bell Rings*
Timmy: *Run* SORRY MISS BELLS GONE I'VE GOTTA GO, WE'LL TALK TOMORROW.

Just waste the time for the whole HR haha.

[john-janes]

Habbo Name: John-Janes
Habbox Name: John-Janes
My entry:

Teacher : Timmy were is your homework if you hav'nt done it today you will be in big, big trouble young man

Timmy : Well it's a long story so ill tell it 2 u slowly......

Teaher : Just get on with it alright

Timmy : Well you the thing is.....

Teacher : So you didn't do the homework?

Timmy : No I did its just my dog bite my mum and dad...

Teacher : And....

Timmy : Well and then they ate it as there infected :S

Teacher : That's hardely beleiveable now is it class

Whole Class : No miss its true thats what happened 2 all of ours. :eusa_whis

[ella6677]

Habbo Name: Ella6677
Habbox Name: Ella6677
My Entry:
Teacher: Timmy where is your homework?
Timmy: I was going to do it but then my hand cramped and I couldn't write
Teacher: Timmy.....
Timmy: Ok Ok, I was in the middle of doing my homework then I went to the bathroom, My little brother went into my room and scribbled all over my paper. See
Teacher: Oh Thats understandable
Timmy: Ok Thank You Bye. -Timmy runs out of room-:D
Teacher: Wait a miniute TIMMY YOU DON'T HAVE A BROTHER, GET BACK HERE:mad_blue:
---The End---

[Livv]

Habbo Name: yvvil
Habbox Name: Livv
My entry:
Teacher: Timmy, wheres your homework?
Timmy: I didn't do it
Teacher: WHY DIDN'T YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK!?
Timmy: You told me I wouldn't get in trouble for something I didn't do!

[super-tictac]

Habbo Name: super-tictac
habbox name: super-tictac
my entry: i put it on the worktop and my mum baked a cake and it got stuck to it and it wont come off and you said not to bring you cake or chocolate etc because you were on a diet.

[Jordan:A]

Habbo Name: Jordan:A
Habbox Name: Jordan:A
My entry: My father had a nervous breakdown and he cut it up to make paper dolls

[Typhone]

Habbo Name: ..:Dj-Typhone:..
Habbox Name: Typhone
My Entry:
I was just making my homework when all of a sudden god lifted me up to heaven to reward me...That reward are you my dear teacher :eusa_booh

I'm sure she will shut up lol.

[Earthquake]

Teacher: Ok Timmy, where is your homework?
Timmy: Ummm.... Ummmm.
Teacher: Well!?
Timmy: Ummm.. Well..

This one time.. in band camp..

[Heart Break Kid]

habbo name - habbo-rules
habbox name - heart break kid
my entry -
and i actually used this in RE when we had to make a kmodel of the Hajji
"it would fit in the taxi"

Merged by MattGarner (Forum Super Moderator): Due to forum lag.

[Nethlite]

Habbo Name: Nethlite
Habbox Name: Nethlite
My entry: A 80 year old nan wearin a mini-skirt and high heels smacked me around the face and mugged me of my homework :(

[kirkster08]

student:My mum had a heart attack so i had 2 go the the hospital so if she died i wud see her 1 last time :(

teacher:its ok son i will let u off :rolleyes:

[RyanDOT]

Habbo Name: RyanDOT
Habbox Name: RyanDOT
My entry: I thought it was Junk mail not homework.

[baboi13]

Habbo name: Baboi13
Habbox name: Baboi13
My entry:
Teacher : Baboi13 home work were is it
Baboi13 : well it goes like this
Teacher : not anuther long excuse
Baboi13 : no this one is short
Teacher : go on
Baboi13 : Well I got ROBBED by a Tramp as i got off the bus : )
class : ha ha ha haaaaaaaa
teacher : just sit down

[Re-Education]

Habbo Name: Louis-Carting

Habbox Name: Re-Education

My entry:

Teacher: So wheres your homework then..?
Me: We-e-ell...
Teacher: Go on...
Me: Well, it was like this- you see, I was happily sitting there doing my homework when The Joker, you know, out of Batman, flew in and stole my homework.
Teacher: Thats the wors-
Me: Dont be rude, im not finished yet. So yeah, he flew in and stole it. So Batman then chased after him and took it back. But he drooled all over it, and Robin accidentally ripped it. Then my house was struck by a nuclear missile. Thats also why i can never do any homework again, my imagination was messed up by it.
Teacher: Uhh *Scared to talk anymore incase i carry on.*

[cyberchris]

Habbo: cyberchris
Habbox: cyberchris
Entry: "Who Are You? I Have Amnesia."

[MIDLJD]

Habbo: MIDLJD
Habbox: MIDLJD

Nice Pic Chris

[Casket]

Habbox Name: Slayde
Habbo Name: TheCuteBoy-:D

Teacher: Hello Timmy
Timmy: Hello Miss
Teacher: Timmy did you write your 100 page essay?
Timmy: No miss.
Teacher: Why not?
Timmy: Because..
Teacher: Because what?
Timmy: Because my dad ripped it up.
Teacher: Okay, run along.
Teacher: WAIT TIMMY. YOU DON'T LIVE WITH YOUR DAD OR SEE HIM!
Timmy: Erm, I do....
Teacher: Don't lie!
Timmy: I've gotta go to the toliet!
Teacher: TIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMY! :@