Halloween's A Joke! - Ends Halloween

[Dudedanny123]

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?
It had no guts...

What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving...


From ghosts to ghouls, witches to wizards, there are lots of Halloween jokes out there! Some funny, others stupid. For a chance of winning all you need to do is post ONE halloween joke, it's that simple!


The competition will be judged on the most creative Halloween Joke! The most unique one will win! Goodluck!

1st Prize: 2 Club Sofas (Kindly donated by JoeyK.)

Your entry should look like the example below:
Habbo Name: Dudedanny123
Habbox Name: Dudedanny123
My entry:

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[Paragram]

Habbo Name: Paragram
Habbox Name: Paragram
My entry: What did the little ghost have in his rock collection?
Tombstones!

[Casual]

Habbo Name: Beamer185
Habbox Name: Beamer185
Entry: Why did the skeleton go to the big party on his own?
He had no body to go with

[Mathew]

Habbo Name: omgMatt
Habbox Name: omgMatt
My entry: Who are some of the werewolves cousins?
The whatwolves, the whowolves and the whenwolves.

Probably one of my favorite jokes to tell on a Halloween. :D
Thanks!

[Moh]

Habbo Name: .:Jack120:.
Habbox Name: Jack120
My Entry:
What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
Mas-scare-a.

[shizzle]

Habbo Name: N9
Habbox Name: N9
My entry: Why can't skeletons play music in church?
Because they have no organs...

[AMERlCA...]

Habbo Name: AMERlCA..
Habbox Name: AMERlCA..
My Entry: What did the ghost say to the bee.

Answer: "Boo beeee its halloween time ahahah"

Edited by H0BJ0B (Competitions Manager): Staff may not enter public competitions. Please check the Staff Competitions forum for competitions you may enter.

[JoeyJo]

Habbo Name: JoeyJo21
Habbox Name: JoeyJo
My entry: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?

Answer: His ghoul friend!

[AshDonson]

Habbo Name: AshDonson
Habbox Name: AshDonson
My Joke:

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

No, they eat the fingers separately...

:eusa_danc

[CircuitBroken]

Habbo Name: Circuitbroken
Habbox Name: Circuitbroken
My entry: I love halloween the treats are delicious, especially the children.

[Carissa]

Habbo Name: carissaa
Habbox Name: Carissa
My entry: What do skeletons say before dinner?
Bone Appetit!

[freeza]

Habbo Name: freeza101
Habbox Name: freeza
My entry:
What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
Peekaboo...

[zaphod9642]

What is Dracula's favorite kind of coffee?
Decoffinated

[kuzkasate]

Habbo Name: Cutbrakes
HabboxForum Name: Cutbrakes
Entry:
What did mama cannibal say to baby cannibal when he told her that he really liked his grandfather?
"Would you like another piece?"

[iDenning]

Habbo Name: :: PureHab: (no space)
Habbox name: iDenning
Entry:
Why didnt the skeleton go the party?
It had no-one to go with!

[.italy-rules.]

Habbo Name: .Italy-Rules.
Habbox Name: .Italy-Rules.
My entry: Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
To stop his coffin.
.

How can you tell a vampire likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a bat.
.
What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It's a pain in the neck.

[3cww]

habbo name:3cww
habbox name:3cww
my entry:why did frankenstein crush his girlfriend?
because he had a crush on her

[jamie1564]

:eusa_clap:eusa_whisHabbo Name: jamie1564
Habbox Name: jamie1564
My Entry:
Costume Party Joke - Enjoy!


A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.

She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang.

Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."
:eusa_danc:eusa_clap:eusa_whis
Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"

He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you... the guy I loaned my costume to sure had a real good time!"

[super-tictac]

Habbo Name: super-tictac
Habbox Name: super-tictac
My Joke: :nrthrone: How many vampires can you fit in a car? Five - two in the front and three in the back --- How many witches can you fit in the car? none the vampires are in there :nrthrone: :eusa_danc :eusa_clap :eusa_danc

[john-janes]

Habbo Name: John-Janes
Habbox Name: John-Janes
My entry:

Q) Whacha Get When Ya Cross Dracula And A Snowman?

A) Frostbite.


Q) Whatcha Get When Ya Cross A Murderer With An Owl

A) Sum1 Who Kills All Day But Dun Give A Hoot


Q) What Was The Stone Age Skeleton Family Called

A) The FlintBones

[ella6677]

Habbox Name: Ella6677
Habbo Name: Ella6677
My Joke:What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?
The roller ghoster

[Shpew]

Habbo Name: salmonpaste
Habbox Name: Shpew
My entry: What film do all monsters love to watch?

High sghoul Musical

[dj owenfan]

Habbo Name: DJDJ!
Habbox Name: Dj owenfan

My Entry:
What do you call a guy turned on by a witch? (If your a child dont open spoiler :D)

Scared stiff :D

[RyanDOT]

Habbo Name: owendagreat1
Habbox Name: RyanDOT
My entry: What's Frankenstein's favourite song during Halloween?
Hallo-Be-Thy-Name

[Livv]

Habbo name: yvviL
Habbox name: Livv

Entry: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?



No, they eat the fingers separately...

[sermon]

habbo name: dj-snowy1
habbox name: sermon
my entry: Q. Why did the ghost go into the bar? A. For the Boos.

[Pigperson]

Habbo Name: Pigperson
Habbox Name: Pigperson
My entry:

What run's round a spooky Cemetary but doesn't move?

A Fence -giggle-


Edited by LeahBaby--Ox (Senior Competitions Staff): Staff are not allowed to enter forum competition threads. Instead please enter the Staff competition. Thanks.

[UtiXo]

Habbox name: UtiXo
Habbo UK name: Pad
My entry-

What's a pregnant woman for a vampire?
Kinder-surprise.

[lilmizzstarz]

Why do jack-o-lanterns have stupid smiles on their faces?

You'd have a stupid smile, too, if you had just had all your brains scooped out!

[Nethlite]

Habbo Name: Nethlite
Habbox Name: Nethlite
My entry: Why is your mum involved with halloween? Shes an old bat..

lol how crap :)

[Dj.auton4]

What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people?"

[RyanDOT]

I can't edit my other post.
Can i post again and take away the other one?

Why didn't Frankenstein want to reveal his real name in public?
Because his name was known by the public - Frank.

[kirkster08]

habbo name:kirkland7
habbox name:kirkster08

why are skelitons scared of fightin...
becuz they dont have brains how to n no guts 2 do it !