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Sentrax
27-09-2008, 08:18 PM
So does anyone have a line, or a speech from any film that they love?
I love the bit near the end of Titanic, when the one lifeboat comes back looking for survivors. And the Welshman shouts:

"Is there anyone alive out there? Can anyone hear me?"

I don't know why I love it so much, probably a patriotic thing - me being Welsh.
xxx

Heart Break Kid
27-09-2008, 08:24 PM
yes

Dumb & Dumber
Harry Dunne - *whilst on ski slope's chair lift* ooooh look frost! *puts toungue on metal*

hilarious!!!

dirrty
27-09-2008, 08:29 PM
from mean girls
"Most people think I'm lying about being a virgin because I prefer jumbo tampons, but I can't help it if I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!"
makes me laugh every time.

Fehm
27-09-2008, 08:38 PM
from mean girls
"Most people think I'm lying about being a virgin because I prefer jumbo tampons, but I can't help it if I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!"
makes me laugh every time.

PMSL!

i like:
Steve Martin, Bilko
All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.

cocaine
27-09-2008, 08:40 PM
american pie 3 - steve stifler (seann william scott)

upon seeing that the dog has pooed out the wedding ring stifler accidently fed to it..

"AH... ******* RIGHT DOGGY, ITS ABOUT GODDAMN TIME".

Misawa
27-09-2008, 08:42 PM
Roy Scheider - JAWS: "You're gonna need a bigger boat,".

Sentrax
27-09-2008, 08:43 PM
I really like that one (honest days work)
xxx

Fez
27-09-2008, 08:56 PM
"You gotta admit, it's not the worst thing you've caught me doing." Downey Jr., Tony Stark - Iron Man

Sentrax
27-09-2008, 09:22 PM
I really need to see Iron Man, everyone keeps reccommending it to me but I never get round to it. I've never been a fan of superhero movies to be honest. I've repped you by the way Purpleness, because your blog = <3
xxx

Fez
27-09-2008, 09:38 PM
Ohryt thanks, I'm still plodding along with the P View :P

Another one is The Dark Knight obviously ''Do you wanna know how I got these scars?'' - The Joker, Heath Ledger

:Liam
27-09-2008, 09:46 PM
"If you mess with the bull you'll get the horns" Breakfast club aha

DrLacero
27-09-2008, 10:30 PM
"Did the rancher make you perform fellatio? Did he sodomise you?"

http://metropolitician.blogs.com/scribblings_of_the_metrop/_arquivo_hannibal_lecter-copy.jpg

From Silence of the Lambs, obviously

LoveToStack
27-09-2008, 11:17 PM
lol, probs not my favourite but I can't think of any others atm:

In Dukes of Hazzard, steve stiffler (cant remember characters name...) breaks the tension with an Australian girl by just shouting in a thick australian accent;
"HEY! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!"
:P

Scouse
27-09-2008, 11:20 PM
everyone will know what this is from..

"you wanna play rough? ok, say hello to my little friend!"

:D

from scarface if you dont know

Neversoft
29-09-2008, 02:10 PM
What we've got here is, failure to communicate.
Strother Martin, Cool Hand Luke.

The net truly is, vast and infinite.
Atsuko Tanaka, Ghost in the Shell.

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?
Clint Eastwood, Dirty Harry.

Bond. James Bond.
Sean Connery, Dr. No.

Stephen!
29-09-2008, 03:10 PM
Smith: "Why, Mr. Anderson? Why, why, why? Why do you do it? Why, why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something, for more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is, do you even know? Is it freedom, or truth, perhaps peace, could it be for love? Illusions, Mr. Anderson, vagaries of perception. Temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without any meaning or purpose! And all of them as artificial as the Matrix itself. Although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love. You must be able to see it Mr. Anderson, you must know it by now. You can't win, it's pointless to keep fighting! Why, Mr. Anderson, why? Why do you persist?"

Neo: "Because I choose to."

Hiro
29-09-2008, 04:09 PM
Roy Scheider - JAWS: "You're gonna need a bigger boat,".

Tom Hanks - Forrest Gump: "My momma always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.'"

Loqo
29-09-2008, 05:18 PM
Has to be Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction.

Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

Fantastic!

Bef
29-09-2008, 05:21 PM
silly rabbit... tricks are for kids ;)

Casual
29-09-2008, 05:40 PM
Yippy Ky Yay Mother ****** ;)

Die Hard.
Bruce Willis.

le harry
30-09-2008, 10:04 AM
I see dead people." - Sixth Sense

"oh ok! Framing Dragon; **** face; first, take a big step back and literally **** YOUR OWN FACE! Now I don’t know what kind of pampas hitten ******** power play your trying to pull here, but agent Jack is my territory, so whatever your thinking; you better think again; otherwise I’m going to have to head down there and I will rain down in a godly ******* fire storm upon you, your going to have to call the ******* United Nation to get a ******* binding resolution to keep me from ******* destroying you! I Am Talking Scorched Earth Mother ******! I will Massacre You! I WILL **** YOU UP!" - Tropic Thunder lol

Stephen!
30-09-2008, 11:05 AM
I see dead people." - Sixth Sense

"oh ok! Framing Dragon; **** face; first, take a big step back and literally **** YOUR OWN FACE! Now I don’t know what kind of pampas hitten ******** power play your trying to pull here, but agent Jack is my territory, so whatever your thinking; you better think again; otherwise I’m going to have to head down there and I will rain down in a godly ******* fire storm upon you, your going to have to call the ******* United Nation to get a ******* binding resolution to keep me from ******* destroying you! I Am Talking Scorched Earth Mother ******! I will Massacre You! I WILL **** YOU UP!" - Tropic Thunder lol

Lol that's a legend of a quote

FlyingJesus
30-09-2008, 12:10 PM
"Don't tell me to be cool.... I AM cool" -Be Cool

N-Dubz
30-09-2008, 05:14 PM
(trying to shoot a web) "Go web. Fly. Up, up, and away web! Shazam! Go! Go! Go web go! Tally ho!" - Peter Parker , Spiderman.

Danzilla
30-09-2008, 06:51 PM
"oh ok! Framing Dragon; **** face; first, take a big step back and literally **** YOUR OWN FACE! Now I don’t know what kind of pampas hitten ******** power play your trying to pull here, but agent Jack is my territory, so whatever your thinking; you better think again; otherwise I’m going to have to head down there and I will rain down in a godly ******* fire storm upon you, your going to have to call the ******* United Nation to get a ******* binding resolution to keep me from ******* destroying you! I Am Talking Scorched Earth Mother ******! I will Massacre You! I WILL **** YOU UP!" - Tropic Thunder lol

I lol'd so much at that bit in the film and i lol'd even more at the guys face. :P
Im not sure what mine is, i don't dont think i have a fave one, ill have to think about it and repost later.

LoveToStack
30-09-2008, 09:40 PM
I still think RDJ saying:

'Well you can suck MY unit!' was the best quote from that film. :P

RareIce
30-09-2008, 10:03 PM
DIE HARD!

YIPPYKI - A MOTHER *REMOVED*


BAD BOYS

WE RIDETOGETHER WE DIE TOGETHER BAD BOYS FOR LIFE

Edited by MattGarner (Forum Super Moderator): Please do not avoid the filter.

Wayne
30-09-2008, 10:12 PM
Enter The Dragon: "BULL S+++ MR HAND MAN" Williams says to Han.

Magnetez
19-10-2008, 12:32 AM
"I didn't do anything, I'm a nice man. I mind my own business, so you tell me "That's that" before I beat the hell from you. I have so much strength in me you have no idea. I have a love in my life, it makes me stronger than anything you can imagine. I would say "That's that" Mattress Man." - Barry Egan, Punch-Drunk Love delivered by Adam Sandler!

"And then you just took it, without waiting for an answer. It was so intimate, like we were already lovers." - Joel Barish, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind delivered by Jim Carrey.

"A boys best friend is his Mother." - Norman Bates, Psycho delivered by Anthony Perkins.

"Well John, it's been fun, but I've gotta go. I have a date with a six year old boy, and you have a date with death. So long John." - Chucky/Charles Lee Ray, Child's Play delivered by Brad Dourif.

"What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today." - Phil Connors, Groundhog Day delivered by Bill Murray.

"Buon giorno, Principessa!" - Guido Orefice, La Vita é Bella delivered by Roberto Benigni.

"Rosebud" - Charles Foster Kane, Citizen Kane delivered by Orson Welles.

"Loneliness has followed me my whole life. Everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man..." - Travis Bickle, Taxi Driver delivered by Robert De Niro.

"Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.'" - Ilsa Lund, Casablanca delivered by Ingrid Bergman.

"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that." - HAL 9000, 2001: A Space Odyssey delivered by Douglas Rain.

"And incase I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening and good night!" - Truman Burbank, The Truman Show delivered by Jim Carrey.

Clementine: This is it Joel, it's gonna be gone soon...
Joel: I know.
Clementine: What do we do?
Joel: Enjoy it.
from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

"How can I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this?" - Ferris Bueller, Ferris Bueller's Day Off delivered by Matthew Broderick.

"Yep, I was cured alright." - Alex DeLarge, A Clockwork Orange delivered by Malcom MacDowell.

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room." - President Merkin Muffley, Dr Strangelove or: How I Learnt to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb delivered by Peter Sellers.

"Get your stinkin' paws off me, you damned dirty ape!" - George Taylor, Planet of the Apes delivered by Charlton Heston.

"Kiss me. When I'm being fúcked, I like to get kissed a lot." - Sonny Wortzik, Dog Day Afternoon delivered by Al Pacino.

"Business is very food, thankyou." = Barry Egan, Punch-Drunk Love delivered by Adam Sandler.

Basically, the rest of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and every line muttered in The Big Lebowski.

reeana
19-10-2008, 12:40 AM
"Sorry, I'm allergic to bull ****." iRobot

PaintYourTarget
21-10-2008, 05:24 PM
Vincent: All right. Well, you can walk into a movie theater in Amsterdam and buy a beer. And I don't mean just like in no paper cup, I'm talking about a glass of beer. And in Paris, you can buy a beer at McDonald's. And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
Vincent: Nah, man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the **** a Quarter Pounder is.Jules: What do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a "Royale with Cheese."J
ules: "Royale with Cheese."
Vincent: That's right.
Jules: What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "Le Big Mac".
Jules: "Le Big Mac." [laughs] What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King. But, you know what they put on French fries in Holland instead of ketchup?
Jules: What?
Vincent: Mayonnaise.
Jules: God damn!
Vincent: I seen them do it, man, they ******* drown them in that ****.
Jules: That's some ****** up ****.

From Pulp Fiction. Actually, kinda surrounding my art piece around this conversation.

Coldplay
21-10-2008, 05:37 PM
Pulp fiction - all lines are <3

Namely;

Hey, guys, when you drove in here, did you see the sign on my lawn that says dead ****** storage?
No.
You know why you didn't see that sign? Because storing dead ******* aint my ******* business, thats why!

buttons
21-10-2008, 06:05 PM
"But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life."


lol Chunk from 'The Goonies'

Moh
21-10-2008, 06:21 PM
Austin Powers: She's the village bicycle! Everybody's had a ride.

^^ Watched it the other night xD

Loqo
21-10-2008, 09:11 PM
Pulp fiction - all lines are <3

Namely;

Hey, guys, when you drove in here, did you see the sign on my lawn that says dead ****** storage?
No.
You know why you didn't see that sign? Because storing dead ******* aint my ******* business, thats why!


Vincent: All right. Well, you can walk into a movie theater in Amsterdam and buy a beer. And I don't mean just like in no paper cup, I'm talking about a glass of beer. And in Paris, you can buy a beer at McDonald's. And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
Vincent: Nah, man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the **** a Quarter Pounder is.Jules: What do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a "Royale with Cheese."J
ules: "Royale with Cheese."
Vincent: That's right.
Jules: What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "Le Big Mac".
Jules: "Le Big Mac." [laughs] What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King. But, you know what they put on French fries in Holland instead of ketchup?
Jules: What?
Vincent: Mayonnaise.
Jules: God damn!
Vincent: I seen them do it, man, they ******* drown them in that ****.
Jules: That's some ****** up ****.

From Pulp Fiction. Actually, kinda surrounding my art piece around this conversation.

Fantastic! Fantastic! :)

Bring out the Gimp..
The Gimps sleeping..
Well I guess you better wake him up now wont ya!

-Wolverine
25-10-2008, 06:01 AM
Vincent: All right. Well, you can walk into a movie theater in Amsterdam and buy a beer. And I don't mean just like in no paper cup, I'm talking about a glass of beer. And in Paris, you can buy a beer at McDonald's. And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
Vincent: Nah, man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the **** a Quarter Pounder is.Jules: What do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a "Royale with Cheese."J
ules: "Royale with Cheese."
Vincent: That's right.
Jules: What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "Le Big Mac".
Jules: "Le Big Mac." [laughs] What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King. But, you know what they put on French fries in Holland instead of ketchup?
Jules: What?
Vincent: Mayonnaise.
Jules: God damn!
Vincent: I seen them do it, man, they ******* drown them in that ****.
Jules: That's some ****** up ****.

From Pulp Fiction. Actually, kinda surrounding my art piece around this conversation.

This.

and pretty much everything the Joker says in TDK.

"Why so serious?"
"I just want my phone call"
"And here we go"
etcetc.

jasonmufc9
27-10-2008, 01:23 AM
"ZOLTAN!!" DUDE WHERES MY CAR LMAO

kreechin
27-10-2008, 11:12 PM
So does anyone have a line, or a speech from any film that they love?
I love the bit near the end of Titanic, when the one lifeboat comes back looking for survivors. And the Welshman shouts:

"Is there anyone alive out there? Can anyone hear me?"

I don't know why I love it so much, probably a patriotic thing - me being Welsh.
xxx

Haha me and the mates randomly used to shout that at college, walking down from my car after dinner. Gotta love the Welsh tbh :)

Wanted -
"This is not me... this is just a m***********g decoy"
"Oh my God! Hey, we can't shoot a dead woman! She might be somebody's mom!"
"Six weeks ago I was ordinary and pathetic, just like you. Who am I now? Account manager? Assassin? Just another tool who was mind-****** into killing his father. I am all of these. I am none of these. Who am I now? This is not me fulfilling my destiny. This is not me following in my father's footsteps. This is definitely not me saving the world."
So much profanity in that film :P

Freeza101
28-10-2008, 12:29 AM
My Name is Bond .... James Bond < It's just classic lol

Bun
28-10-2008, 10:25 AM
"My motto - **** lotto, i'll get the seven digits from your mother for a dollar tomorrow" - Eminem/B Rabbit - 8 Mile.

hiyababes
28-10-2008, 10:32 AM
mean girls

yer i know what home schooling is i am not totaly ******ed


love it

:D kool X

Rarelime
28-10-2008, 08:01 PM
Here's Johnny ~ The Shining

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2TVooUHN7j4 - haha

Mitch4?
28-10-2008, 11:28 PM
so if you're from africa, why are you white?
^^ love it.

Josh-sama
07-11-2008, 12:29 PM
"Say what again, say what again mother****** I double dare you! Say what again!" Samuel Jackson - Pulp Fiction

LoveToStack
07-11-2008, 05:10 PM
Pulp fiction - "Is there a sign outside my house that says, Free dead ****** storage? No! Because storin' dead ******* ain't none of ma god damn business!"

il probs be infracted if that doesnt get filtered...

Dan2nd
07-11-2008, 10:50 PM
Ghostbusters 2 - Sometimes **** happens, someone has to deal with it and who ya gunna call?

Joe!
11-11-2008, 11:23 PM
Shaun: David, kill the Queen!
David: What?
Shaun: The jukebox

Shaun of the dead. Brilliant.

Sleuthing
12-11-2008, 12:36 AM
Well this is from lost.
"See you in another life brother"

But from a movie:
"Yea i got it from your mom's closet, she said i could keep it after i F**ked her" Role Models

Lost_Addict
14-11-2008, 11:02 PM
David Pratt: We believe Mr. Zavitz may have passed sensitive materials to you.
Robert Clayton Dean: What sort of materials?
David Pratt: Sensitive, sir.
from enemy of the state
lmao how stupid


Bruce willis in die hard: yippy ky yay mother ******

Detective Del Spooner: [to Dr. Lanning's cat] Look, I understand you have experienced a loss, but this relationship just can't work. I mean, you're a cat. I'm black. I'm not going to be hurt again.

another grate will smith quote from i robot lol

Dazzle
14-11-2008, 11:11 PM
"And this one time I saw Regina George wearing army pants and flip flops. So I bought army pants and flip flops!"

Neversoft
02-12-2008, 12:44 AM
This thread suffers from the lack of Lord of the Rings quotes.


Frodo: I can't do this, Sam.
Sam: I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something.
Frodo: What are we holding onto, Sam?
Sam: That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo... and it's worth fighting for.

Janet Snakehole
06-12-2008, 06:22 PM
from mean girls
"Most people think I'm lying about being a virgin because I prefer jumbo tampons, but I can't help it if I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!"
makes me laugh every time.

i was actually going to quote that :)

The Cullens
06-12-2008, 08:16 PM
Yeah from Twilight.
& So the lion fell in love with the lamb.
What A Stupid Lamb
What a sick, masochistic lion.

Grainger@CUFC
07-12-2008, 02:44 PM
"Surely you can't be serious?!"
"Of course I'm serious .... and don't call me Shirley."
Leslie Nielsen (as Dr. Rumack in Airplane!)

"My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump."
Tom Hanks (Forrest Gump)

Hiro
09-12-2008, 03:20 PM
"Good morning, Vietnam!" from Good Morning, Vietnam.

"Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was... a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. Turns to me and he says "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the knife,"Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth. "Let’s put a smile on that face!" And... Why so serious?" from The Dark Knight.

Shoovers
09-12-2008, 04:16 PM
Happy Gilmore

Shooter McGavin (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001520/): I eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast.
Happy Gilmore (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001191/): [laughing] you eat pieces of **** for breakfast?
Shooter McGavin (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001520/): No... I...

Rozi
09-12-2008, 08:32 PM
Um... Most mean girls quotes do me.

There was this one quote that blew me away, but now I can't remember it

TheMovieJerk
13-12-2008, 11:14 PM
"Ill be Back" From The Terminator. :D

Yonder
17-12-2008, 03:37 AM
I have lots but my fav is:

Commodus: Rise. Rise.
[Maximus stands up, clenching an arrow head in his right hand]
Commodus: Your fame is well deserved, Spaniard. I don't think there's ever been a gladiator to match you. As for this young man, he insists you are Hector reborn. Or was it Hercules? Why doesn't the hero reveal himself and tell us all your real name? You do have a name.
Maximus: My name is Gladiator.
[turns away from Commodus]
Commodus: How dare you show your back to me! Slave, you will remove your helmet and tell me your name.
Maximus: [removes helmet and turns around to face Commodus] My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
[Commodus trembles in disbelief]
Quintus: Arms!
[Praetorians point their spears at the gladiators while the Colosseum crowd chants for them to live. Commodus shakes his head and motions the crowd for silence. He then raises his fist and reluctantly gives the thumbs-up signal]

ItsDave
17-12-2008, 02:39 PM
There are too many quotes from the movie "Snatch" but one of my favourites has to be
Tony: "You mean... Boris the Bullet Dodger?!?"
Avi: "Hey, why do they call him the bullet dogder?"
Tony: "Because he dodges bullets Avi..."

Or with Sull, Vincent and Tyrone.

Tyrone: "Keep that dog, off my seats"
Vince: "Your seats? This is a stolen car mate"
Tyrone: "Look, when Im at the wheel, it my car"
Sull: "Tyrones gonna be are get-away driver, ent you Tyrone?"
Tyrone: "Course I am"
Sull: "He's done a rally driving course, ent you Tyrone?"
Tyrone: "Course I have"
*Pull up at petrol station - Tyrones wearing leather and takes a while for him to get out of the car*
Vince: "I thought you said he was a get-a-way driver Sull, what the f*** can he get away from hey?"

Too funny that film


Or quite simply from "Independance Day"

"Lets Nuke the B******s"

kreechin
17-12-2008, 04:39 PM
Love Actually

Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow Airport. General opinion's starting to make out that we live in a world of hatred and greed, but I don't see that. It seems to me that love is everywhere. Often it's not particularly dignified or newsworthy, but it's always there - fathers and sons, mothers and daughters, husbands and wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, old friends. When the planes hit the Twin Towers, as far as I know none of the phone calls from the people on board were messages of hate or revenge - they were all messages of love. If you look for it, I've got a sneaking suspision love actually is all around
-----
But for now, let me say - Without hope or agenda - Just because it's Christmas - And at Christmas you tell the truth - To me, you are perfect - And my wasted heart will love you - Until you look like this [picture of a mummy]

The Undertaker
17-12-2008, 05:46 PM
Airplane has way too many to quote :P

Happy Gilmore
Shooter McGavin: I eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast.
Happy Gilmore: you eat pieces of **** for breakfast?
Shooter McGavin: No... :S

Tenacious D
Crazy man: Come here, and i'll cut you!
Jack Black: No way, we aint going over there.
Crazy man: Fine, stay there then, i'll come to you. [limping over slowly] I am going to cut out your eyes, and your balls. Then i'm going to put your eyes in your ball sacks, and your balls IN YOUR EYES HOLES!
Jack Black: Dude we can totally out run him :P

^^ that one makes me laugh everytime :)

Stephen!
17-12-2008, 08:33 PM
Frodo: I can't do this, Sam.
Sam: I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something.
Frodo: What are we holding onto, Sam?
Sam: That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo... and it's worth fighting for.

Truly Epic. Brings a tear to my eye everytime i see that scene.

drama
17-12-2008, 08:36 PM
the whole script of Anchorman is just comedy gold

SugarPlum.
17-12-2008, 09:50 PM
"the greatest thing you'll ever learn, is just to love, and be loved in return"
Moulin rouge :]

Mitch4?
17-12-2008, 10:52 PM
"This one time, regina george punched me in the face, IT WAS AWESOME!"

Technologic
17-12-2008, 10:59 PM
"I love lamp"

BobX
19-12-2008, 10:23 PM
"how are you gunna survive without rob hes like your main dude!"
"idk man.. hey rob how am i gunna survive without you?
"idk man im like your main dude!"


i love cloverfield......

Imnotpure
21-12-2008, 10:57 AM
Shangha noon

See! I told you so!
No, you said "wet shirt don't break" not "piss shirt bend bar"

camera
21-12-2008, 11:19 AM
yer:

"what ever loser"
wiv the signs and all

FlyingJesus
23-12-2008, 03:31 PM
2-E: I do believe love has found Andy Hardy. Let's see... A waitress? A salesgirl? No, she'd have to be someone rich, wouldn't she Paul? Someone who could help you.

Paul Varjak: Curiously enough, she's a girl who can't help anyone, not even herself. The thing is... I can help her, and it's a nice feeling for a change.

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Paul Varjak: You know what's wrong with you, Miss Whoever-you-are? You're chicken, you've got no guts. You're afraid to stick out your chin and say, "Okay, life's a fact, people do fall in love, people do belong to each other, because that's the only chance anybody's got for real happiness." You call yourself a free spirit, a "wild thing," and you're terrified somebody's gonna stick you in a cage. Well baby, you're already in that cage. You built it yourself. And it's not bounded in the west by Tulip, Texas, or in the east by Somali-land. It's wherever you go. Because no matter where you run, you just end up running into yourself.


Both from Breakfast At Tiffany's, love that film.

Ajthedragon
23-12-2008, 06:58 PM
FAB - Thunderbirds lol.

RichardKnox
24-12-2008, 05:42 PM
In Green Street right at the start when he goes 'If I knew we were going to a barmitzva I would've worn my skull cap. Are you lost, or just plain ******* stupid?' (along the lines of that) or the speech in Braveheart (me being Scottish) the 'they can take our land but they'll never take our freedom' part. It gets played out at Scotland games and the effect is immense as most Scots have seen the film.

Fifteen
22-01-2009, 09:59 PM
If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever.

The Crow

Urnuph
23-01-2009, 10:48 PM
A bullet always tells the truth.


Okay, my friend. It's off to the next life for you. I guarantee you, you won't be lonely.

Both from Man on Fire, an amazing film.

Mrs.Lampard
23-01-2009, 10:59 PM
"I carried the watermelons"
or
"Nobody puts baby in the corner"

Dirty Dancing :)

Jord
23-01-2009, 11:10 PM
"Were gonna get you laid!"

40 year old virgin

LoveToStack
24-01-2009, 08:13 PM
Danny Vinyard from American History X;


So I guess this is where I tell you what I learned - my conclusion, right? Well, my conclusion is: Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it. Derek says it's always good to end a paper with a quote. He says someone else has already said it best. So if you can't top it, steal from them and go out strong. So I picked a guy I thought you'd like. 'We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory will swell when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature.

brandon
24-01-2009, 08:16 PM
GET OFF YOUR HORSE AND DRINK YOUR MILK - JOHN WAYNE

leah
25-01-2009, 05:19 PM
I like it in Coyote ugly when hes like "have a nice day"

buttons
25-01-2009, 05:22 PM
I like it in Coyote ugly when hes like "have a nice day"
"you looked so funny in that costume"
that one is best soz.

Ramones
25-01-2009, 11:48 PM
'I wish I were a Warhol silk screen hanging on the wall. Or little Joe or maybe Lou. I'd love to be them all. All New York's broken hearts and secrets would be mine. I'd put you on a movie reel, and that would be just fine.'

Ian Curtis from Control

LouisCollins
25-01-2009, 11:59 PM
"I'm the doctor and im the man whos going to save your life?, got a prob with that?"

Jord
26-01-2009, 04:38 AM
I think I got a new one LOL


"Chuck and larry" or w.e its called


"man: WOO IM A 10,
Guard: On a scare off 100 :rolleyes:
man: Your just jealous"

Jibbish
26-01-2009, 10:41 AM
"Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville!"
Jackass

Blinger1
26-01-2009, 10:52 AM
MOVE *****! - white chicks. (***** = female dog) (http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=LvhtG3YNLcc)


Now, suck my ****... *evil voice* just kidding - team america (http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=QwfbxtIMQrM)

untrustus
26-01-2009, 11:38 PM
everything that samuel l. jackon and travolta say to each other in pulp fiction.

the dialogue in that film is fantastic.

LoveToStack
27-01-2009, 11:36 AM
everything that samuel l. jackon and travolta say to each other in pulp fiction.

the dialogue in that film is fantastic.

Quentin Tarantino's scene in that film was my favourite, he had the best lines.

untrustus
28-01-2009, 08:48 AM
Quentin Tarantino's scene in that film was my favourite, he had the best lines.
ah, the dead ****** storage one? cracking :D

g
29-01-2009, 04:01 PM
urm one of these

"How many times do I have to tell you to STOP SHOOTING AT THE THERMONUCLEAR WEAPON?" -- Broken Arrow

"Self improvement is m**********n, self destruction is the answer" -- Fight Club

work it out for yourself :] ^^

ecstasy
29-01-2009, 05:23 PM
Buddy the Elf downs a bottle of coke + burps
"DID YOU HEAR THAT?!" :P

Con
29-01-2009, 10:57 PM
I don't really have a favourite quote but I like this one. :)


Bella: '...I mean, you never even say Hi to me!'
Edward: 'Hi'
Twilight

Mint
30-01-2009, 12:26 AM
Terminator - "I'll be back".

PaintYourTarget
30-01-2009, 12:36 AM
"Don't hate yourself because your dad's a twisted freak"

The Undertaker
30-01-2009, 07:34 AM
Borat: "Do Jesus like me?"
Church Guy: "Yes Jesus loves everyone"
Borat: "Do Jesus like my neighbour?"
Church Guy: "Yes he does"
Borat: "Nobody likes my neighbour"

Just remembered that one :)

,Jewelz
02-02-2009, 07:23 AM
"Your breasts, they are like melons. No no, they are like pillows. Can I fluff your pillows?"

Captain
02-02-2009, 11:56 AM
Merry Christmas, you filthy animal - home alone

-Creative-
02-02-2009, 09:25 PM
"For what it's worth: it's never too late or, in my case, too early to be whoever you want to be. There's no time limit, stop whenever you want. You can change or stay the same, there are no rules to this thing. We can make the best or worst of it. I hope you make the best of it. And I hope you see things that startle you. I hope you feel things you never felt before. I hope you meet people with a different point of view. I hope you live a life you're proud of. If you find that you're not, I hope you have the strength to start all over again."

Quote from the movie called "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button"

Traume
02-02-2009, 09:39 PM
Buddy the Elf downs a bottle of coke + burps
"DID YOU HEAR THAT?!" :P

haha! i was in cinema once and my friend burped really loud and someone said exactly that, i didnt realise it was from elf though, it fits perfectly ^^

"I'm the king of the world!" - titanic :)

Pazza
03-02-2009, 09:40 PM
"If that hurts, don't do it"
or
"It is not intamacy(sp), it is into-me-i-see"

Both Love guru

drama
03-02-2009, 09:49 PM
not my favourite by any means, but watched Pineapple express the other day, favourite line of the whole film:

"because i'm already in the dumpster maaaaan"

Skajo
03-02-2009, 11:11 PM
Hello. My name is Connie Muldoon. I'm hosting a family reunion and my oven has run amuck; I think it's the heat actuator. Anyhoo, I'd like to order, uh, three Good Meals, four Junior Good Meals, and 17-piece order of your Good Chunks and, okay, on two of the Junior Good Meals, I need to substitute the Good Cookies for Good Pies. Now, don't fret if that's extra; I'll pony up the overage. And, uh, oh! On the regular Good Meals, I need two of the Good Burgers to have ketchup, mayo, mustard, lettuce, tomato, but no onion; I've got an interview this afternoon. Let's see, that takes care of everyone but Uncle Leslie who doesn't eat meat but, of course, he does eat dairy, so I don't get it. Let's get Leslie a Good Chickwich, some Good Fries, and a Good Root Beer all to go. But I would like to have my beverage while I wait. Now, total me up.

I'm not even kidding, favourite ever quote of mine.

crazed
11-02-2009, 05:42 PM
Yea ;D

Die hard cant member witch one...


Now i know what a T.V dinner feels like

drama
11-02-2009, 05:55 PM
watched Pulp Fiction for the second time yesterday, and the whole 'Say what again' seen is brilliant.





Jules: What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
Brett: what!?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: what!?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever head of, they speak english in what?
Brett: what?
Jules: ENGLISH MOTHER****** DO YOU SPEAK IT

Brett: ye-yes yes
Jules: Then you know what i'm saying, describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like
Brett: w-what?
Jules: SAY WHAT AGAIN, SAY-WHAT-AGAIN, I DARE YOU I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHER****** SAY WHAT ONE MORE GOD DAMN TIME

ahhh, amazing

Kyle!
11-02-2009, 08:05 PM
"70% of the time, it works, EVERY TIME!" - Anchorman LOL!

Ras
15-02-2009, 04:08 PM
From The Benchwarmer.
John Heder is playing this geek clark.. he knows nothing about baseball and theyre playing with this guy Gus (Rob Schneider)..
Gus is really good and Clark goes: You could have gone to the superbowl!!!
I think you need to see the scene, and the movie to be able to laugh.

MizMe93
23-02-2009, 07:04 PM
'Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn'

'You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!'

from the Dark Knight

oh and also,

Daisy: 'Would you still love me if I were old and saggy?'
Benjamin Button: 'Would you still love me if I were young and had acne? Or if I end up wetting the bed?'

from the curious case of Benjamin Button :)

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