[THE PURPLE VIEW] Why Grand Theft Auto IV Sucks Harder Than Elton John

[Fez]

http://thepurpleview.blogspot.com/2008/10/why-grand-theft-auto-iv-sucked-harder.html

I may sound quite... arrogant with my words and I'm likely to get some fire from the 360 owners in here, but it's not your console's fault or Microsoft's, I'm not blaming anyone except Rockstar.

Please tell me what you think, through the comments thing or by emailing me :D

[Hiro]

I got flamed for saying this like 2 weeks before it came out :rolleyes:, turns out I was right.
And yeah, it does suck, its fun, but crappy.

[Cwmbran]

Gotta agree with you, I want to sell it but my brother put half the money towards the game and he wants to keep it so I can't sell it ergh.

I found the story really boring, it was too predictable in my eyes.

[Excellent2]

The game only sucks after you've completed the missions. I agree they have left out key features, one of them being the gym :P

[Roboevil]

Well I disagree with all of you, it's a fantastic game that lives up to the others. I'll agree with 1 of your points that the game was missing half an inventory of guns, parachutes, jets and a jetpack; apart from that it's fine. Oh, and to add to your list, it was also missing some spacious countryside.

Those are minor things that fanboys make a big deal over. The overall gameplay and story is twice as good as San Andreas.

Oh and your review is terrible, and I don't even know why I took it seriously, and took the time to post.

[mangle]

Personally, I thought GTA was fantastic. Only after playing Mercs 2 did I realise how much you value GTA, Mercs they hand it you on a plate whereas you have to build it up on GTA. It feels hard worked for, the story was one that is rarely rivalled in games today and the multiplayer wasn't half bad for an afterthough. Hopefully the DLC will bring something nice along.

[Kardan]

Yes, GTAIV may have had things missing, but it's still a great game compared to most others, and I'd still rather play it than play Elton John's greatest hits on my 360.

[Fez]

I might've been a bit hard on the little bugger, though I still hate they they halfed most of the things they put in San Andreas, I guess we'll just see where the DLC goes and if it lands on my black box (which I doubt).

I didn't say I hated Grand Theft Auto IV did I? It's a love/hate relationship with it if I'm honest, it's got things I wanted in the next outing but a lot of things I actually wanted in the damn thing. I'm giving it to my cousin anyway.

For all you GTA IV lovers, this is just Part 1. Part 2 will mean you finding where I live and throwing bricks through my windows (press L1/LB to pick up bricks). Not really! They'll be a surprised in store, next week :D

[j4k3]

I might've been a bit hard on the little bugger, though I still hate they they halfed most of the things they put in San Andreas, I guess we'll just see where the DLC goes and if it lands on my black box (which I doubt).

I didn't say I hated Grand Theft Auto IV did I? It's a love/hate relationship with it if I'm honest, it's got things I wanted in the next outing but a lot of things I actually wanted in the damn thing. I'm giving it to my cousin anyway.

For all you GTA IV lovers, this is just Part 1. Part 2 will mean you finding where I live and throwing bricks through my windows (press L1/LB to pick up bricks). Not really! They'll be a surprised in store, next week :D

sounds exciting :8

[united-champ]

http://thepurpleview.blogspot.com/2008/10/why-grand-theft-auto-iv-sucked-harder.html

I may sound quite... arrogant with my words and I'm likely to get some fire from the 360 owners in here, but it's not your console's fault or Microsoft's, I'm not blaming anyone except Rockstar.

Please tell me what you think, through the comments thing or by emailing me :D


They speak alot of **** anyway. pfft. if u dont like the game, dont buy it.

You cou'da easily just of read a review before buying it, nooby sites.. pfft.

So really.. that site sucks. the review sucks. ROckstar made a few mistakes but, Who the heck cares?

[Fez]

Too bad most of the critics decided Grand Theft Auto IV was the best gameever.

[Technologic]

Too bad most of the critics decided Grand Theft
It was decided for them.
$$ does bad things to critics

[Fez]

I like having a little, free and apparently ''noobish'' blog. I don't get paid £10,000 to give games 10/10

The honest opinion is the best.

Now I can reveal what I'm writing on Tuesday

'Why Grand Theft Auto IV Can Awesomely Roundhouse Kick Chuck Norris'

yeah...

[Tbh.]

i heard Elton John was a soft lover?