105 year old virgin

[Slowpoke]

Britain's 'oldest virgin' turns 105

A woman thought to be Britain's oldest virgin has celebrated her 105th birthday - and said the secret to long life is celibacy.
Retired secretary Clara Meadmore said she never wanted a family and happily lived with her cats before moving into care in January this year.
She celebrated her birthday at the Perran Bay nursing home in Truro, Cornwall and along with cards from the Queen and relatives she marked the occasion with a drop of wine.

http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/article.aspx?cp-documentid=10025986&ocid=today

[Wayne]

Lol, woah 105 years without sex.

[Moh]

You reckon if she loses her virginity she will have a heart attack at the same time?

[Cwmbran]

You reckon if she loses her virginity she will have a heart attack at the same time?
Sounds like you're planning.

[Earthquake]

Shes lieing, you can tell.

[Samishlol]

Wow no sex for 105 years ?

[Wayne]

Is there a way of proving that she's telling the truth?

[buttons]

that is well gonna be me

[Moh]

Sounds like you're planning.
I tend to go for people my own age :P

[Paulio]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLL


that is well gonna be me

[Slowpoke]

Is there a way of proving that she's telling the truth?

Not unless you go and ask her? ;)

[Paulio]

She wouldn't be broken in innit


Is there a way of proving that she's telling the truth?

[Jord]

Wow LOL 105 years.

[Wayne]

She wouldn't be broken in innit

Lmao, I spose.


Not unless you go and ask her? ;)

LOL, could do. :)

[Fehm]

LOL!
wow.

impossible?

[Jordy]

Is this an exception to the phrase 'Easier said than done' ?

[Nemo]

lol jen is gonna be a crazy cat lady

[Swearwolf]

***** read this yesterday
that 40 yr old virgin film got nothin on her ass

[SDiamond]

dey always go for the cats :rolleyes:

[Virgin Mary]

She probably has a vibrator

[[Jay]]

Ok then...

[ToxicPaddy]

that is well gonna be me

Not if I can help it ;)

[--ss--]

Is there a way of proving that she's telling the truth?
She should still have her hymen skin but then again a 105 year old *****, way past it's way past it's use by date, doubt anyone wanna look at it now :rolleyes:.

[Nemo]

She should still have her hymen skin but then again a 105 year old *****, way past it's way past it's use by date, doubt anyone wanna look at it now :rolleyes:.
cant that be broken by like tampons n stuff

[--ss--]

cant that be broken by like tampons n stuff
Yes but you'd have to push it quit deep and hard, women stop having periods when they're like 50 something so tampons weren't probably around then.

[Nemo]

Yes but you'd have to push it quit deep and hard, women stop having periods when they're like 50 something so tampons weren't probably around then.
what about vibrators? that might do it

[SDiamond]

back in them days they used sticks

[Swinkid]

i couldnt live 105 years without sex tbh

[Nereo]

dey always go for the cats :rolleyes:

Thats true :P

[buttons]

i couldnt live 105 years without sex tbh
can't last a few months :(

[5,5]

Lol typical sterotype
Old lady with a **** load of cats lol

[e5]

my mums dad lived until he was 102 and he smoked all his life aswell. Hence I said my mums dad, he's obviously had sex, so not having sex makes you live longer is aload of **** lol.

[Antallica]

she must have cobwebs down their.

[Kowther]

Wow, 105 years without sex?

Unbelievable.

[Shawnstra]

Now that is discipline!

[bo$$]

I don't know why people are like :O 105 YEARS WITHOUT SEX? It's obviously not that hard to accomplish if she has done it. I'm more amazed at the fact that shes 105 and still alive. Many years of wisdom in that woman for sure.

[Griminal]

I'll be the one to make her lose it.

[Bun]

crusty and tight, nice.

[Phreedom]

Well, I feel bad for any desperate man that wants to have sex WITH a 105-year-old now.

[leah]

OMG I live half an hour away from truro!!!

[DjSoHappyLike]

One word: WOW.

[Loqo]

It's more of an achievement to have made it to 105 rather then staying virgin. But damm that must of been hard work!

[spareparts]

A females hymen isn't broke through just sex, things such as horse riding, cycling and so on can break it which means that you can't check her hymen to see because it could have broken during an activity that could cause it to break.

But that is an achievement. You can say she's crazy not to have sex but how can you miss/want something when you don't know what it feels it, it was probably easyish.

[Suspective]

Poor Women - She Must Be Un-Wanted :P

[RockyHorror]

She’s lying, her daughter paid me to fill that space when she turned 100, special birthday treat.

[DJ-Ains.T]

that will be one tight lower down genitle x]

[Auspice]

that will be one tight lower down genitle x]

LOL, that sentence made me laugh hysterically for some reason. o_o My god though, she must have good willpower to have resist all the man veg.

[Access]

A females hymen isn't broke through just sex, things such as horse riding, cycling and so on can break it which means that you can't check her hymen to see because it could have broken during an activity that could cause it to break.

But that is an achievement. You can say she's crazy not to have sex but how can you miss/want something when you don't know what it feels it, it was probably easyish.

Exactly what I was thinking. I know getting raped is probably the worst thing that could happen to a woman but I can't imagine how ****ed off this woman would be if it happened to her after 105 years of virginity.

[Freeza101]

loooooooooooooooool

105 lol.
i would accept 25 year old virgins

[OMGitsHYPE]

lol that woman is probably dead in the head, she is crazy!!!! :L does this include les**** sex :L! cos that dont count i dont think..

[whoooosh]

lol that woman is probably dead in the head, she is crazy!!!! :L does this include les**** sex :L! cos that dont count i dont think..

lol probably just a les and had a wild sex life but never actually had sex