Cringe worthy moments...

[mangle]

Where you just want to curl up and die.
Walking home the other day from college, I see my friend Harry Blacky on the other side of the road. So I shout, "Oi Blacky!" and i'm responded to with a wave. At this exact moment in time a massive black guy walks out of his front garden to just hear me shouting "Oi Blacky!"
Suffice to say I felt like curling up and dieing!

So anyway, what are your experiences like this or am I the only moron to do stuff like that?

[spareparts]

I've had a few cringe worthy moments but none that I can think of at the moment.

[Monopoly]

Lol, been there.
Your mum walking past you when you're skipping school is never good. :P

[Wayne]

Where you just want to curl up and die.
Walking home the other day from college, I see my friend Harry Blacky on the other side of the road. So I shout, "Oi Blacky!" and i'm responded to with a wave. At this exact moment in time a massive black guy walks out of his front garden to just hear me shouting "Oi Blacky!"
Suffice to say I felt like curling up and dieing!

So anyway, what are your experiences like this or am I the only moron to do stuff like that?

Lmao, I'd die if that happened to me, I'd feel really awkward.

[DJ-Ains.T]

Skiving a teachers lesson, walking down a corridor, she saw me, looked at me, and didnt even realise it was me. I fealt like dieing. LOL

[Smiddy]

Calling Aslan the Lion, Aslam the Tiger :(

It's my sob story.

[dirrty]

when someone told me not to kick his football, but i did anyway and it hit his girlfriend in the head.

i was like ************

[RareIce]

when your girlfriend trys playing football......CRINNY!

[brandon]

I miss a few sitters when playing football and that is pretty cringe worthy.

[Wayne]

When I'm on the other side of the football pitch over the high gates, the ball comes over the top so I run to fetch it and blast it over, but fail and it just flies off target and goes nowhere near over the top of the gate. Everyone starts shouting "WAAAAAAAAAAAAY"

[LoveToStack]

Headering a tennis ball about the class room, was lobbed for me to head, i hit it, and my trousers fell down. :boozed

[Fehm]

When i saw your mom naked. :)

No eerrr....
When my girlfriend goes, do you have a leaky willy? (Me not knowing what the hell that was) going yes.. and she laughed her head off .lol

[Danzilla]

Erm, was in KFC and a mate kept putting this chinese man's glove on my head and i just turned around and shouted "GET THAT PAKe **** OFF ME" and everyone one laughed and all the workers there are black. They looked pretty pissed of.
Loads of others but i can't think of any others at the moment.

[Bef]

Urr was walking out of col today and in my col thers literally like hundreds of guys n bout 20 odd girls so they alwaaays shout stuff as i walk by. So ther all wolf whisitling at me and my mate so i turned round nd told them to get a grip but i was still walking and i walked straight in to the door. they wer all howling!!

[buttons]

Erm, was in KFC and a mate kept putting this chinese man's glove on my head and i just turned around and shouted "GET THAT PAKe **** OFF ME" and everyone one laughed and all the workers there are black. They looked pretty pissed of.
Loads of others but i can't think of any others at the moment.

omg i was in the chinese and there were like blowtorch sounds coming from the door behind the counter and i said to my mate "they're probably frying their seagulls" (theres a rumour they pick up seagulls and put them in food) and one of the workers heard and shouted at me to get out lol i could've died of embarassment :(


or at school this guy didn't look too well and i went up and gave him a little punch in the stomach and he covered his mouth and puked and a bit went on my top and i had to go to the nurse and wear one of their shirts till i got home :(

[Danzilla]

omg i was in the chinese and there were like blowtorch sounds coming from the door behind the counter and i said to my mate "they're probably frying their seagulls" (theres a rumour they pick up seagulls and put them in food) and one of the workers heard and shouted at me to get out lol i could've died of embarassment :(


or at school this guy didn't look too well and i went up and gave him a little punch in the stomach and he covered his mouth and puked and a bit went on my top and i had to go to the nurse and wear one of their shirts till i got home :(

LOL(!)

[Paulio]

I remember telling my mate how much I'd love to do my science teacher (who was female) and her being stood behind us lol.

[Loqo]

I hate those moments, I hate it especially when it's front of a lot of people. I cant think of any major ones I have had just now but I will try and think and get them up.

[Scouse]

i have alot but cant remember any but i can remember in juniors the whole class was sat on the floor listening to the teacher and i was at the back, i snapped a pencil & it made a loud noise & everyone turned round and looked at me :eusa_whis was rather embarresing.

[JackBuddy]

uh, probably falling off of my chair in pizza hut once.

[Abbie.]

somone accidently hit my eye with a grape, and i was having a bad day at the time and burst into tears LOL OMG. and i had to go to the doctors cus my eye started going funny for like 4 hours after

[Blinger1]

Not me but probably the lady we did it to.

We were having a dinner at a restaurant and me and dad just randomly sang happy birthday to a waitress because we heard some other staff say happy birthday to her! We were singing loud as well just to embarrase her :)

Was quite good :D

[clueless]

one of the worst was in year 8 in a music lesson, these 2 really weird girl and im not being mean but theyre just SO weird did a perfomance.
one of them 'played' a xylophone aka hitting it every 5 minutes and then the other girl sang omg it was so cringeworthy i almost died
no one wanted to laugh but u could see everyone trying to hold it in! it was awful

[Scouse]

whackin my balls on the frame of my bike, being in so much pain i had to stay off school for acouple of days & go the doctors...

yeah i had a doctor touchin me up :( i was only about 11 at the time.

[Mitch4?]

A lad in my school who everyone is convinced is gay but isnt, is good at dancing/acting etc, and start of this year all sixth formers were in the hall and had music on and stuff, then scooter - jumpin all over world came on.
He went into the middle of the hall and danced.
I never never laughed/cried/screamed/been in horror in all my life.
i just cannot contemplate how funny it was in words.
Then all the year above were giving him the biggest blank look as if to say "what are you doing"
Then to top it off, a year 12 in a wheelchair was the only person to join in,

omg cringe a liscious

[buttons]

so someone in a wheelchair got up and started dancing with him?

[alexxxxx]

A lad in my school who everyone is convinced is gay but isnt, is good at dancing/acting etc, and start of this year all sixth formers were in the hall and had music on and stuff, then scooter - jumpin all over world came on.
He went into the middle of the hall and danced.
I never never laughed/cried/screamed/been in horror in all my life.
i just cannot contemplate how funny it was in words.
Then all the year above were giving him the biggest blank look as if to say "what are you doing"
Then to top it off, a year 12 in a wheelchair was the only person to join in,

omg cringe a liscious

i laughed irl.

[DarrenToogood]

so someone in a wheelchair got up and started dancing with him?

LOL - Just have to laugh at the thought of that. Not being mean to people who are physically disabled, but I can't see it happening, unless he danced while in the wheelchair?

[Geraint]

Oh god, I have too many, much too many, mainly from the juniors where my head was ******.


Someone knicked a crisp and I ran off
Dropped a roll on the floor and I remember having a massive go at the dinnerlady about some stupid thing then crying
Running out of school but being grabbed by someone (twice, actually)
Refusing to enter the class because I refused to sit in that seat
Fighting with someone and screaming to scare them. Caused more embarrassment than anything
Playing a vicar in Year 7
I used to cry alot for the most stupid reasons ever

[mike475]

A lad in my school who everyone is convinced is gay but isnt, is good at dancing/acting etc, and start of this year all sixth formers were in the hall and had music on and stuff, then scooter - jumpin all over world came on.
He went into the middle of the hall and danced.
I never never laughed/cried/screamed/been in horror in all my life.
i just cannot contemplate how funny it was in words.
Then all the year above were giving him the biggest blank look as if to say "what are you doing"
Then to top it off, a year 12 in a wheelchair was the only person to join in,

omg cringe a liscious
i lol'd irl but it went wrong and i spat on my screen + keyboard

[Mitch4?]

no lol, he like was rolling about in his wheelchair spinning around thinking he was cool.
oh my god, i cant stop laughing when i think about it

[CJW93]

When I score in football I do a little dance, but when I screw it up i just feel like crying :)

[Wayne]

I went to court once to see some public court cases with my friend and we went through the metal detector and I had a belt on and the beep thing went off, and this woman officer was like "Are you wearing a belt Sir?" and I was like, "Yeah" so I lifted up my t-shirt and said "Shall I take it off?" loosening the belt buckle, and the officer was like "Good Lord no, it's fine!" I felt like a right idiot.

[wolfsburg]

lol, at work paul had an elastic band, i went 'i know what you're going to do with that and you can **** off with it' and attempted to nab off and walked straight into the stand.

[camera]

when someone caught me in an awkward situation...

[Blinger1]

when someone caught me in an awkward situation...
elaborate?

[camera]

elaborate?
singing rl loudly thinking theres noone around. then when i turned i saw someone and i was like omg just shoot me. so yeah.

[GommeInc]

Where you just want to curl up and die.
Walking home the other day from college, I see my friend Harry Blacky on the other side of the road. So I shout, "Oi Blacky!" and i'm responded to with a wave. At this exact moment in time a massive black guy walks out of his front garden to just hear me shouting "Oi Blacky!"
Suffice to say I felt like curling up and dieing!

So anyway, what are your experiences like this or am I the only moron to do stuff like that?
Why didn't you tell him you were shouting at a friend? :P My friend years ago was called Robert Black and we called him blacky :P

Ummm, probably in Year 8 when I was doing a book review on a book and the english teacher at the time was a proper private school teacher, so strict and well read and as I was, I never bothered reading books, I think I have better things to do with my time. So when it came to standing infront of the class making up the plot, it was a bit cringe worthy... Especially when I was reading out the description on the inside cover :P

[Rozi]

Probs in year two when I had to play a man ;'(

This was when we were like "Boys are discusting"

[IceNineKills]

farting during a holocaust assembly.

[Kardan]

I've laughed way too much in this thread...

During a mock maths test a few years ago, this really geeky kid let out some massive fart - everyone turned around and just burst out laughing - even the teacher. He just pretended nothing happened and continued with his maths paper :P

I remember one of mine now, during the Year 9 leavers assembly, our form tutor gave out awards to each person and I got 'The most female attention of the year' award, and with me being ginger, and a geek etc, everyone burst out laughing... Which is about 750 kids... And then I got up to collect my award, but he was like 'I'll give it to you in form' but I didn't hear him, so I was stood in the middle of the hall with everyone laughing at me for ages whilst I tried to work out what to do next... :(

I got a packet of wine gums though.

[camera]

I've laughed way too much in this thread...

During a mock maths test a few years ago, this really geeky kid let out some massive fart - everyone turned around and just burst out laughing - even the teacher. He just pretended nothing happened and continued with his maths paper :P

I remember one of mine now, during the Year 9 leavers assembly, our form tutor gave out awards to each person and I got 'The most female attention of the year' award, and with me being ginger, and a geek etc, everyone burst out laughing... Which is about 750 kids... And then I got up to collect my award, but he was like 'I'll give it to you in form' but I didn't hear him, so I was stood in the middle of the hall with everyone laughing at me for ages whilst I tried to work out what to do next... :(

I got a packet of wine gums though.

That made me laugh lolllllllllll
how embarassing!

[Rozi]

I've laughed way too much in this thread...

During a mock maths test a few years ago, this really geeky kid let out some massive fart - everyone turned around and just burst out laughing - even the teacher. He just pretended nothing happened and continued with his maths paper :P

I remember one of mine now, during the Year 9 leavers assembly, our form tutor gave out awards to each person and I got 'The most female attention of the year' award, and with me being ginger, and a geek etc, everyone burst out laughing... Which is about 750 kids... And then I got up to collect my award, but he was like 'I'll give it to you in form' but I didn't hear him, so I was stood in the middle of the hall with everyone laughing at me for ages whilst I tried to work out what to do next... :(

I got a packet of wine gums though.

I'm sorry but I lol'd so hard at that. Especially the ginger and geek bit xD

[Kardan]

That made me laugh lolllllllllll
how embarassing!


I'm sorry but I lol'd so hard at that. Especially the ginger and geek bit xD

Thing is, he did a powerpoint presentation to give clues on who the award was for, and he put up pictures of loads of ginger people :(

[Rozi]

Thing is, he did a powerpoint presentation to give clues on who the award was for, and he put up pictures of loads of ginger people :(

Awwwwwwwwww.

I feel very sorry for you, but i'm still laughing. Sorry x

[Monopoly]

Thing is, he did a powerpoint presentation to give clues on who the award was for, and he put up pictures of loads of ginger people :(

Lol, I would've cried.

[Axel]

farting during a holocaust assembly.


Thing is, he did a powerpoint presentation to give clues on who the award was for, and he put up pictures of loads of ginger people :(


Where you just want to curl up and die.
Walking home the other day from college, I see my friend Harry Blacky on the other side of the road. So I shout, "Oi Blacky!" and i'm responded to with a wave. At this exact moment in time a massive black guy walks out of his front garden to just hear me shouting "Oi Blacky!"
Suffice to say I felt like curling up and dieing!

So anyway, what are your experiences like this or am I the only moron to do stuff like that?


when someone told me not to kick his football, but i did anyway and it hit his girlfriend in the head.

i was like ************


so someone in a wheelchair got up and started dancing with him?


or at school this guy didn't look too well and i went up and gave him a little punch in the stomach and he covered his mouth and puked and a bit went on my top and i had to go to the nurse and wear one of their shirts till i got home :(

These are great. :P

[Vickehx]

i sometimes dance like a freak on my bed to music and i turn around to see my brother and his mates watching me
LOL

[Inseriousity.]

singing rl loudly thinking theres noone around. then when i turned i saw someone and i was like omg just shoot me. so yeah.

That happens to me all the time :(

Probably when you think you're going to do it then you fail miserably (mainly in football with me - scoring a goal and going so wide it's a throw in).

[CrazyColaist]

When i was singing a few weeks ago and i had to hit a high note and when i did i fell over the stage LOL

[le harry]

making racist jokes and realising one of them has heard you.

[Abbie.]

my teacher in a wheelchair heard me call her hotwheels once

ughh i feel so bad LOL.