Habbo Hotel Gets Inspection :S

[Vodor]

Apparently The Hotel were sent a letter from the Hotel Inspectors last week. In this report they have been warned that they may be removed from the good hotel guide.

Since then Habbo staff have been working around the clock to comply with the demands laid out in the report. These are the demands made by the inspectors and Habbo Hotels current progress in complying with these:-----

1) After inspection of the premesis - no lagging was found on any essential areas.

The hotel has now been completely lagged in accordance with the report.

2) The PH level of the water was found to be outside safety guidlines.

Habbo have corrected this by placing special PH boxes around the hotel. These are due to be increased in due time and new PH box locations have been marked out with So called super rares in numerous locations

3) The Hotels guests seem unable to contact any members of staff if they have any issuse that need to be resolved. The only form of contact appears to be an email that long ago was routed through to a mail sorting office in the sahara desert manned by two chimps and a madman wearing a loin cloth.

Habbo have worked on this problem long and hard but have been unable to remove their tumbs from a puckered body cavity. They are welcoming any suggestions from their guests. These suggestions should be sent to the afformentioned email department.

4) Room safety seems to be non existant as the locks sppear to allow anyone with an IQ above 6 and a honorary degree in shrub maintenance to enter without trouble.

Habbo are due to introduce new locks in the very near future. These locks which are described as extremely safe have been devolped with the help of retired Blue peter staff and involve the latest loo roll/ sticky back plastic technology.


This is only page 1 or the 238 page report. unfortunatly only page one was able to be found as the hotel staff had used the rest of the report to make pretty paper aeroplanes while waiting to count the days takings.

All of the afformentioend improvemnts to the hotel have taken place without maintenance breaks..... The reason for the current maintenace breaks has also been identified........Apparently there is only one plug socket in head office and if anyone wants to make a cup of tea or Coffee they have to unplug the servers while the kettle boils.

I think that about covers my news Take care.... Vodor.

[RLY-CRAIG?]

lol that's good! +rep

[24]

Obviously this isnt serious but its funny :P

[EtchyFairy]

Quality :p if i knew how to rep i would :) lol

[Vodor]

Good find! Where did you get that info from though?


Its a bit hush hush really

Most of the hotel staff were trying and failing misserably to hold a P**s up in a brewery and one of them let it slip.

[24]

Classical if you wrote tht well done its sooo funny

[RLY-CRAIG?]

Classical if you wrote tht well done its sooo funny

Lol yeah it's good!

[dannyboymed]

Lmao, that's worth posting. :D

[24]

Lol u should send that in to em see what they say. Id love to see there faces.

[BLuweesH]

It's like nyeah! :eusa_clap

[GoldenGrahams]

Haha, quality report!

It's like a total p*ss take of the rubbish hotel which I'm slowly starting to get used to...

+Rep ;]

[Detox]

Lmao! Good Job

[Matty]

Well done man, send it to 'em!

[You]

Well done man, send it to 'em!
:p thats a good idea

[ross]

That is good. Haha, lmao

[You]

That is good. Haha, lmao
Pfft. Shut up loner :p

[ross]

Pfft. Shut up loner :p

Haha.

[Vodor]

Sorry for the advertising but ive devised a new game and i think its going to be quite fun. Ill let you now when ive worked out all the details but the out line is here:

The idea is for a group of people to get some furni and see how long you can keep hold of it before it get scripted/hacked or lagged out of the game. The winner is the last person in the hotel with furni left who isnt a hacker!

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The prize for the winner is two years in an empty room with only theirselves for company with wonderfull entertainment oportunities including the following

*Hobba calling - Repeatedly calling for help from hobbas to see if they come or if your computer becomes too outdated to surf the net first.

*Password changing - see how many times you can change your password before you too are hacked out of existance

*Email sending - Send as many emails as you can to habbo HQ to see if you can get a response from a cleaner (who is the only person to read emails) to feal sorry for you and pull the plug on you account to put you out of your misery

*Rare spotting - try to spot the ellusive endangered unscripted rares, last reported sighting of which is in the deepest darkest realms of the hotel on a safetey banned account

If any of these doesnt take your fancy you can always test you skills at falling furni - to play just go to the rare values section on habbox and watch the super rare prices fall daily as no one is prepared to trade in case its scripted!

Other prizes include 6 months for 2 on a safety ban that should have been lifted 5 months 3 weeks ago. And free entrance into a prize draw to win numerous prizes that are never delivered!

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Let me know what you think and if you want to enter. Chears Vodor.

[ross]

Lmao. I don't want to enter. As I won't be here long. Going on Holidays soon.
But, haha good idea mate. +Rep

[?-Doc-?]

Nothing to do with news and rumours but i love it!

Must of taken you quite some time, quality thread.
Its halarious, i havent seen a decent thread in ages.

Lol the game sections are quite amusinc too, Rep + Added.

[You]

Sorry for the advertising but ive devised a new game and i think its going to be quite fun. Ill let you now when ive worked out all the details but the out line is here:

The idea is for a group of people to get some furni and see how long you can keep hold of it before it get scripted/hacked or lagged out of the game. The winner is the last person in the hotel with furni left who isnt a hacker!

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

The prize for the winner is two years in an empty room with only theirselves for company with wonderfull entertainment oportunities including the following

*Hobba calling - Repeatedly calling for help from hobbas to see if they come or if your computer becomes too outdated to surf the net first.

*Password changing - see how many times you can change your password before you too are hacked out of existance

*Email sending - Send as many emails as you can to habbo HQ to see if you can get a response from a cleaner (who is the only person to read emails) to feal sorry for you and pull the plug on you account to put you out of your misery

*Rare spotting - try to spot the ellusive endangered unscripted rares, last reported sighting of which is in the deepest darkest realms of the hotel on a safetey banned account

If any of these doesnt take your fancy you can always test you skills at falling furni - to play just go to the rare values section on habbox and watch the super rare prices fall daily as no one is prepared to trade in case its scripted!

Other prizes include 6 months for 2 on a safety ban that should have been lifted 5 months 3 weeks ago. And free entrance into a prize draw to win numerous prizes that are never delivered!

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Let me know what you think and if you want to enter. Chears Vodor.
I don't think that would be good, It would take forever as v8 is coming soon

[Vodor]

V8 is coming?????????

OMG everyone brace for impact !

After the wonderfull success of V7 trading security for ignore button! V8 is going to introduce a patented ACME 'HACK ME' button which when pressed deletes all your furni and sends your passowrd to 54% of the hotel population.

Bet that going to worth the wait....thats assuming any of us have got accounts left with which to enjoy this wonderfull new version of Hacko hotel

:)

[Joeymac]

havvoc hotel is used by hackers, not hacko.

[Blader_Boy]

Lol very funny. +rep

[SHlP]

Lmaooo i loved reading that i liked the part about new safety locks made from sticky back plastic xD classical you earn a rep ;]

[Roboevil]

OMG THE VIP INSPECTOR IS BACK!!!!!

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y118/Smawg/VIP.png

[Davisman]

I love the PH lol!!!!! :D

[Jashmine]

PMSLPMSLSMSPOSMOSSMOSSMOSMP
PMSL!!!!!!!!!!

[YellowParasol]

Lmao, that's worth posting. :D
I agree :p

[Nyxta]

This is the best story I ever read in here, so well written and with the best quality sense of humour. You should send it for the Newsie if they have the face to publish it there. Vodor you are one in a million and I m so happy to be your friend :) <3

[Vodor]

Thanks for all the rep and the comments guys.

Glad ya liked it.

Will try to post any more news on the old building site that we like to call hacksville soon..........

Take care all. :)

[Jordzo]

ROFL. +Rep

[:Hazel]

It is funny I'll give you that :D Thing is it's probably not far from the truth.... :rolleyes:

[Vodor]

Yeah Hazel. Still never mind. Im sure sulake will find a way to make the hotel better than ever.......Thats assuming anyone there actually know how to operate a computer without a manual. :(

[x!-=cherry=-!x]

lol, it would be hilarious if you sent it in :p and just imagine there faces <:o :@ :eusa_thin :eusa_naug > lol

[8Freak8]

That is excellent! Send it to Habbo!

[Eckuii]

Apparently The Hotel were sent a letter from the Hotel Inspectors last week. In this report they have been warned that they may be removed from the good hotel guide.

Since then Habbo staff have been working around the clock to comply with the demands laid out in the report. These are the demands made by the inspectors and Habbo Hotels current progress in complying with these:-----

1) After inspection of the premesis - no lagging was found on any essential areas.

The hotel has now been completely lagged in accordance with the report.

2) The PH level of the water was found to be outside safety guidlines.

Habbo have corrected this by placing special PH boxes around the hotel. These are due to be increased in due time and new PH box locations have been marked out with So called super rares in numerous locations

3) The Hotels guests seem unable to contact any members of staff if they have any issuse that need to be resolved. The only form of contact appears to be an email that long ago was routed through to a mail sorting office in the sahara desert manned by two chimps and a madman wearing a loin cloth.

Habbo have worked on this problem long and hard but have been unable to remove their tumbs from a puckered body cavity. They are welcoming any suggestions from their guests. These suggestions should be sent to the afformentioned email department.

4) Room safety seems to be non existant as the locks sppear to allow anyone with an IQ above 6 and a honorary degree in shrub maintenance to enter without trouble.

Habbo are due to introduce new locks in the very near future. These locks which are described as extremely safe have been devolped with the help of retired Blue peter staff and involve the latest loo roll/ sticky back plastic technology.


This is only page 1 or the 238 page report. unfortunatly only page one was able to be found as the hotel staff had used the rest of the report to make pretty paper aeroplanes while waiting to count the days takings.

All of the afformentioend improvemnts to the hotel have taken place without maintenance breaks..... The reason for the current maintenace breaks has also been identified........Apparently there is only one plug socket in head office and if anyone wants to make a cup of tea or Coffee they have to unplug the servers while the kettle boils.

I think that about covers my news Take care.... Vodor.

I love it. + Rep.

[Mit]

nice thread, i could see them trying too create new codes ect but to be honest its abit pointless. theres always gonna be some losers messing habbo up