URL file access/No suitable warpper

[wsg14]

Warning: include() [function.include]: URL file-access is disabled in the server configuration in /home/x/public_html/index.php on line 1

Warning: include(http://x/site/global.php) [function.include]: failed to open stream: no suitable wrapper could be found in /home/kolzy/public_html/index.php on line 1

Warning: include() [function.include]: Failed opening 'http://x/site/global.php' for inclusion (include_path='.:/usr/lib/php') in /home/kolzy/public_html/index.php on line 1

What do those error codes even mean?

[Dentafrice]

You're trying to include something by a URL, (http://x.com/bla.php) instead of a directory (/x/bla.php)

Try doing that ;P

[Decode]

Your host has disabled including/opening/writing to urls.