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Clowgon
14-11-2008, 10:55 PM
I cant believe i havent even touch lips with a girl before. How sad is that. :(
The only female i've kissed is my mum. Lols

cocaine
14-11-2008, 10:57 PM
how old are you lol?

Dazzle
14-11-2008, 10:57 PM
find yourself a girlfriend? :)

Clowgon
14-11-2008, 11:02 PM
how old are you lol?

14. lol

brandon
14-11-2008, 11:02 PM
It'll come son it'll come, just bide your time.

GoldenMerc
14-11-2008, 11:07 PM
Just wait a wee bit longer, Brandon didnt get his first kiss till he was 41, You'l prob be sooner :)

MissAlice
14-11-2008, 11:08 PM
The first kiss is the sweetest :)

No need to be ashamed, it's worth waiting for the right person!

coolaa
14-11-2008, 11:09 PM
The first kiss is the sweetest :)

No need to be ashamed, it's worth waiting for the right person!
your right xd

Con
14-11-2008, 11:23 PM
I cant believe i havent even touch lips with a girl before. How sad is that. :(
The only female i've kissed is my mum. Lols
Theres nothing wrong with that - Seen as your only 14, there is absoloutely nothing wrong with that. I thought I took forever to have my 'first kiss' Just wait - You'll get it ;)



The first kiss is the sweetest :)

No need to be ashamed, it's worth waiting for the right person!
Sooo true :P
Don't go wasting it on some random person just for the kiss. Abit like virginity?

Earthquake
14-11-2008, 11:32 PM
Whats this big deal with first kiss being magic, it sucks lol and you get embarrised about it, thats how I was when I had my proper first one ages ago, anyway bluddd your get your one soon yeh lol, had an half hour kiss earlier :8

Monopoly
14-11-2008, 11:35 PM
Whats this big deal with first kiss being magic, it sucks lol and you get embarrised about it, thats how I was when I had my proper first one ages ago, anyway bluddd your get your one soon yeh lol, had an half hour kiss earlier :8

Don't lie, your first kiss is the best. I remember mines, was great! :)

It'll happen, just socialize more you'll find someone!

kk.
14-11-2008, 11:38 PM
Whats this big deal with first kiss being magic, it sucks lol and you get embarrised about it, thats how I was when I had my proper first one ages ago, anyway bluddd your get your one soon yeh lol, had an half hour kiss earlier :8

i have to agree tbh. best thing to do is find someone whos in the same situation and become 'kissing partners' where you give tips. Then when it actually comes to someone you like, theyll like it rather than you being probably crap

Jack.Lfc
14-11-2008, 11:43 PM
Practise with your cat.

partyboy
15-11-2008, 01:29 AM
Practise with your cat.

LMAO why would you do that lol:D

TAYLOOOOR1
15-11-2008, 02:07 AM
Practise with your cat.


LOL what a useful tip *cough*

I agree with alice - you'll know when that special one comes along :P it'll then happen naturally xp

RedStratocas
15-11-2008, 05:00 AM
Don't lie, your first kiss is the best. I remember mines, was great! :)

It'll happen, just socialize more you'll find someone!

i barely remember mine, but i do remember it was horrible, lol.

leah
15-11-2008, 11:13 AM
Practise with your cat.
Thats what Hiro did.

luce
15-11-2008, 11:36 AM
There a quite a few people in my year who haven't and we're 14/15

joshuar
15-11-2008, 02:32 PM
There are people who I know who haven't yet and they are nearly 18. It's one to remember, sometimes for the right reasons, sometimes for the wrong reasons. But it will happen for you :)

Calabrian
15-11-2008, 03:08 PM
had an half hour kiss earlier :8
LOL
Did she fall asleep or did she get her lip stuck on ur braces?

BowTies1
15-11-2008, 03:28 PM
mine was with my friends big sister at 12 she had turned 14 the day before.

flyingbrick
15-11-2008, 04:34 PM
Whats this big deal with first kiss being magic, it sucks lol and you get embarrised about it, thats how I was when I had my proper first one ages ago, anyway bluddd your get your one soon yeh lol, had an half hour kiss earlier :8

I agree with that.

My first kiss was an awful mess. Blood all over the place.

Ajthedragon
15-11-2008, 06:26 PM
Make no big deal of it, I havn't! :P

Roboevil
15-11-2008, 06:56 PM
Mine was crap. Along with every single one since. I can't remember how old I was, probably 18 lol.

Abbie.
15-11-2008, 06:59 PM
mine was so embaressing, he sorta just stuck his tongue in my mouth with no warning lmao :(

Metric1
15-11-2008, 07:25 PM
*REMOVED*

Edited by MattGarner (Forum Super Moderator): Please do not post inappropriate.

Abbie.
15-11-2008, 07:27 PM
if he hasnt kissed noone, hes hardly had sex?

Ergot
15-11-2008, 07:29 PM
Don't go out finding a girl to kiss just to be able to say you had your first kiss. If you want a girlfriend, make it someone you actually like for who they are or you can definitely count on it not lasting longer than a week or two.

FlyingJesus
15-11-2008, 07:30 PM
My first kiss was gay lol

Clowgon
15-11-2008, 07:42 PM
*REMOVED*



Nope :(

Imnotpure
15-11-2008, 09:29 PM
The first kiss is the sweetest :)

No need to be ashamed, it's worth waiting for the right person!

It's only sweet if it meant something, not just to get your first kiss ;)

drama
15-11-2008, 09:45 PM
I don't really see why the first one is 'magical', yeah maybe if it actually means something but not if you're pissed at a party hah.

Phreedom
16-11-2008, 02:57 AM
14. lol
i'm turning 16 in about a month and i haven't kissed anyone besides my mom. well, a peck on the lips when we didn't know what we were doing and it was random in 1st grade doesn't count.

Bun
16-11-2008, 02:18 PM
I agree with that.

My first kiss was an awful mess. Blood all over the place.
:eusa_eh:

united-champ
16-11-2008, 03:55 PM
I hate to admit it but i am a virgin and i aint kissed a lass yet . :)

but theres a lass i have my eye on..

prophet muhammad
16-11-2008, 03:56 PM
Don't worry lol, I know a 20 year old who hasn't. Just get yourself out there :)


14. lol

Antallica
16-11-2008, 04:58 PM
its only a kiss man,
wait till you get a girlfriend.
just go for the kisser,
when i had my first kiss, i thought i was on top of the world LMAO.

Hiro
16-11-2008, 04:59 PM
It's k. I'm still waiting ;)

Hated
16-11-2008, 05:19 PM
Whats this big deal with first kiss being magic, it sucks lol and you get embarrised about it, thats how I was when I had my proper first one ages ago, anyway bluddd your get your one soon yeh lol, had an half hour kiss earlier :8
ur well proud of that rnt u

Sepron
16-11-2008, 06:20 PM
Kiss your dog/pet then on the lips, they make you feel very comfy

Digital
17-11-2008, 01:39 AM
Get some advise off katy perry she seems to know so much she wrote a song about it ;) D/w some people do things at different ages, I'm sure there will be a girl out there for you :)

5,5
17-11-2008, 01:41 AM
[quote=united-champ;5295054]I hate to admit it but i am a virgin and i aint kissed a lass yet . :)

quote]
oh well theres a shocker.

Clowgon
20-11-2008, 10:46 AM
Kiss your dog/pet then on the lips, they make you feel very comfy

Oh sure, i'll do that right now. :rolleyes:

mike475
20-11-2008, 10:43 PM
lol i had mine at 14, but i've got loads of mates who are going on 16 who still havn't done anything yet..

just dont worry, i went through this crisis to, but then thought: 'lolz idc'

Earthquake
21-11-2008, 12:24 PM
Just invite a few friends round, or go to a friends house, invite some girls, and when it gets late and everyone gets to know one another properly, suggest the game spin the bottle, fact is, your going to get a kiss then.

Thats my basic advice I can give you for a quick kiss if your desprate...

Clowgon
21-11-2008, 02:28 PM
Just invite a few friends round, or go to a friends house, invite some girls, and when it gets late and everyone gets to know one another properly, suggest the game spin the bottle, fact is, your going to get a kiss then.

Thats my basic advice I can give you for a quick kiss if your desprate...

:O Thats a fantastic idea. Why did i never thought of that before:S
I'm not desperate though. :eusa_whis

Pyroka
21-11-2008, 02:32 PM
Just wait a wee bit longer, Brandon didnt get his first kiss till he was 41, You'l prob be sooner :)

omg lol.


Thats what Hiro did.

LOL IM NOT SURPRISED.

Dude, I got my first kiss in a game of spin the bottle, when I was in Year 9... so probably about your age. Nothing to be embarrassed about, my first proper kiss was like... In Year 11, I think. Nothing to be ashamed of at all, if anything girls find it sweet. Tell me when you find one LOL.

Arch
21-11-2008, 02:45 PM
just pay a girl

Clowgon
21-11-2008, 04:14 PM
Dude, I got my first kiss in a game of spin the bottle, when I was in Year 9... so probably about your age. Nothing to be embarrassed about, my first proper kiss was like... In Year 11, I think. Nothing to be ashamed of at all, if anything girls find it sweet. Tell me when you find one LOL.

I will!


just pay a girl

What, just for kiss? No thanks! :P

mike475
21-11-2008, 05:30 PM
Just invite a few friends round, or go to a friends house, invite some girls, and when it gets late and everyone gets to know one another properly, suggest the game spin the bottle, fact is, your going to get a kiss then.

Thats my basic advice I can give you for a quick kiss if your desprate...
that got me 4 different *****s 2 weeks ago tongight :D

Humoured
24-11-2008, 01:52 PM
I had mine when I was 10 ;)

Swearwolf
24-11-2008, 02:17 PM
the first time i kissed my girlfriend, it was better than any kiss before.

buttons
24-11-2008, 04:03 PM
i barely remember mine, but i do remember it was horrible, lol.
same same lol well i do remember it, i just rather wouldn't.

the first time i kissed my girlfriend, it was better than any kiss before.
awww

lol 14. i thought having mine at 13 was bad :( & i know people that've lost their virginity at 13

Bun
24-11-2008, 04:57 PM
take a pic of you kissing a pet or friends pet and we'll rate/slate :).

Clowgon
24-11-2008, 04:59 PM
take a pic of you kissing a pet or friends pet and we'll rate/slate :).

I haven't got any pets AND I SHALL NOT KISS SOMEONES ELSE'S PET!

Bun
24-11-2008, 05:00 PM
damn, could have worked :(.

brandon
24-11-2008, 05:00 PM
I'll come to Birmingham and you can have your first gay kiss x I'll even put a wig on if it makes you feel better ;)

Clowgon
24-11-2008, 05:24 PM
I'll come to Birmingham and you can have your first gay kiss x I'll even put a wig on if it makes you feel better ;)



Hmmmm, Thanks but no thanks. I have already kiss too many boys already. ;) Thanks for the offer though it means alot to me. :P
Another time maybe!

Rapidshare
24-11-2008, 05:25 PM
how am i meant to believe with all your lies tbh?

Affreux
24-11-2008, 05:26 PM
Typicult Man u fan! All joking aside that's rather sweet :)

Clowgon
24-11-2008, 06:17 PM
how am i meant to believe with all your lies tbh?

I have no idea on what you on about.

awelsh
24-11-2008, 07:47 PM
just go find someone, i cant actually remember my first kiss, must have been pretty crap then, dont see whats so special about it really :S

The Cullens
30-11-2008, 03:49 PM
I've been in a relationship and I never kissed the person. I've only hugged/kissed my family.

Rizla,
01-12-2008, 06:40 PM
Slip your mum a roofie and practise on her.

Clowgon
08-12-2008, 07:12 PM
Slip your mum a roofie and practise on her.

So where does your mum lives again?... :badgrin:

Scarcely
16-12-2008, 05:48 PM
Go for a not so good looking girl, who most probs want it, and just go for it mate.
Don't tell your mates if you don't want to.
Use her as a stepping stone or something. You'll be happy, and then know what to expect next time. Instead of maybe being a bit premature ;)

TAYLOOOOR1
16-12-2008, 09:37 PM
Go for a not so good looking girl, who most probs want it, and just go for it mate.
Don't tell your mates if you don't want to.
Use her as a stepping stone or something. You'll be happy, and then know what to expect next time. Instead of maybe being a bit premature ;)

Yh lol^

SugarBabyRach
16-12-2008, 10:13 PM
Using girls as stepping stones badd idea, a boy did that to my best friend, he ended up loosing some teeth and a broken nose...

drama
16-12-2008, 10:16 PM
Using girls as stepping stones badd idea, a boy did that to my best friend, he ended up loosing some teeth and a broken nose...
shoudn't of picked a hench girl then

SugarBabyRach
16-12-2008, 10:20 PM
lol shes actually really quiet, no one thought she would do anything like that ever, but it happened...

alotest
18-12-2008, 07:41 AM
Using girls as stepping stones mean that you could lose your chances with any.
Word spreads around quickly in most places ;)

Jackboy
19-12-2008, 07:52 PM
Just wait a wee bit longer, Brandon didnt get his first kiss till he was 41, You'l prob be sooner :)

LMAO


Practise with your cat.

WTH?


LOL
Did she fall asleep or did she get her lip stuck on ur braces?

I laughed alot in real life :P

Wig44.
27-12-2008, 12:22 PM
LOL
Did she fall asleep or did she get her lip stuck on ur braces?

Lol irl. Yeah he was getting off with his sister and one of her fat lips got caught in his brace.

$$
27-12-2008, 09:31 PM
Incest isn't aloud ah

Ali
22-03-2009, 10:52 AM
i wouldnt worry about it tbh.
i was 13 i think when i had my first kiss and that was a dare, lmao.
it doesnt really matter :)
xox.

Edited by Cyndia (Forum Moderator): Please do not bump old threads :)

Heart Break Kid
22-03-2009, 10:58 AM
The first kiss is the sweetest :)

No need to be ashamed, it's worth waiting for the right person!

couldnt agree more Alice

i mean
my first kiss
i liked this girl for ages
and i was going to give her my first kiss
then i go to town one saturday
and loose it to some georgous randomer
who i had only just met :o
so trust me
it could come at any time
with anyone

Jord
22-03-2009, 12:28 PM
Just hold out a little longer you might find the right person ;)

Abbie.
22-03-2009, 01:00 PM
i still remember my 1st kiss, its like the best feeling ever... and u'll always remember it cause it was your 1st kiss haha :]

beccyyy
22-03-2009, 03:41 PM
my first kiss was crap, we bumped into each other and i had no idea what i was doing
and i was nearly 15, so i wouldnt worry about it :)

Janet Snakehole
22-03-2009, 06:37 PM
ah, plenty of time left ;)

Toughened
29-03-2009, 12:57 PM
I wonder why most people sitting on here haven't had their first kiss yet...
...'cause they're spending way too much time on here moaning about it.

Samishlol
04-04-2009, 10:25 PM
I don't see whats so bad about that tbh

Marucho
05-04-2009, 09:01 PM
14. lol
Thats your problem

I would rather wait until i find someone i know i love. So whatever you do is special. Rather than just being easy or going off with everyone you see.
Like most people.:rolleyes:

JACKTARD
06-04-2009, 01:05 PM
had my first PROPER kiss in year 7, regret it with her now :S
shes a proper freak :S

Ive had a few more since, the first was the worst, probs jsut cos of who it was with


lots of ppl havent had their first kiss...
it'll come, hopefully ;)

Laggings
06-04-2009, 01:23 PM
Why was this thread bumped back up? But I agree with above, stop moaning and start kissing.

Smarteh.
07-04-2009, 03:48 PM
It'll come slowly i suppose. Unless you pass one of those girls who drag people home everyday

drama
08-04-2009, 10:08 AM
1) go to party
2) play ring of fire/spin the bottle
3)??????
4) OVER USED MEME/PROFIT!!!

Swinkid
08-04-2009, 01:17 PM
Youll get it sometime... I had mine when i was 12, i count myself lucky compared to many people from my school who havn't had there first one yet.

Mint
09-04-2009, 12:33 AM
Kissed 2 or 3 diff girls when I was 12. 1 was a *****r and the other one was acceptable. At 13 I can remember going out with about 4 girls, only 1 of them was bad, the rest where either acceptable or good. And after that I can't really remember who I went out with and kissed. But once I reached 17 and started going out properly I usually find a few randomers.

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