Bent, Terry and Carson

[Minstrels]

Your P45 is waiting in the dressing room, please collect it ASAP.

[Geraint]

Your P45 is waiting in the dressing room, please collect it ASAP.

Your cheques will be waiting when you arrive home :P

[Minstrels]

Your cheques will be waiting when you arrive home :P
Your home being the 150+ roomed hand made building which has 50+ super cars parked outside along with a super model wife waiting for you in bed.

[Geraint]

Your home being the 150+ roomed hand made building which has 50+ super cars parked outside along with a super model wife waiting for you in bed.

Yes, your pay cheque shall arrive by private helicopter and land onto your helipad.

[Minstrels]

Yes, your pay cheque shall arrive by private helicopter and land onto your helipad.
Don't worry, we will fly you home in a private jet so you can go back and collection your £100,000 cheque followed by a good banging of your super model wife.

[Geraint]

Don't worry, we will fly you home in a private jet so you can go back and collection your £100,000 cheque followed by a good banging of your super model wife.

You will also be treated to the finest selection of Italian wine.

[Minstrels]

You will also be treated to the finest selection of Italian wine.
Of which we will make sure is hand made and chilled to the temperature of your liking. Oh and Bent, we will also order you a granny for the trip home if you want to aspire to be like Wayne Rooney.

[Geraint]

Of which we will make sure is hand made and chilled to the temperature of your liking. Oh and Bent, we will also order you a granny for the trip home if you want to aspire to be like Wayne Rooney.

You can also receive a 90% discount for your wife at the nearest Armani store and Mr. Al Fayed has promised to give you an item of your choice from his store.