you know kissing and stuff?

[mike475]

well is it a 'technique' you're born with and you cant change how you do it? or am i just crap at it but can improve lol?

thing is whenever i've got off with someone, after they've always said im crap and i was like kfnxbi, but theres this girl i know and were getting on good and stuff and if we do get into a relationship, it would be good to know im not being a crap kisser lol. i dont care what people think of me and that, but if i do get into a relationship with her i want it to be a good one, and like i could aid it by being good at kissing lol.

cheers for any replys :P

[Immenseman]

you can become better certainly i think everyones first few kisses are a mess lol

[Access]

practice on your hand/pillow for maximum effect

[buttons]

no you're not born with a technique lol you get better the more practise you have

[Access]

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[mike475]

you can become better certainly i think everyones first few kisses are a mess lol
lol its a lot more then a few for me i think :P

ok thanks for the sex tip Access i will use it in the near future when im told im crap at sex also.

[brandon]

I used to practice on my poster of Gordon Ramsay and now I'd like to think my technique has improved.

[mike475]

I used to practice on my poster of Gordon Ramsay and now I'd like to think my technique has improved.
lol im not joking.

[Access]

http://visopsys.org/andy/cat/uploaded_images/gordon_ramsay-730834.jpg

[Immenseman]

well then try different ways until they dont say ur crap

[mike475]

well then try different ways until they dont say ur crap
i was thinking of that but i dont want her to think shes like an experimental girlfriend.

i need to like get a prostitute or something.

[Access]

i know a few prostitutes, pm me for their mobile numbers

[mike475]

i know a few prostitutes, pm me for their mobile numbers
i dont think there be local enough.
the ones round here are asian and look like men

but yeah im serious about this lol i need some good plans/ideas that can work

[Access]

you never know we might live near each other, the ones around here also look like asian men but its the practice you need

[Supersam]

If you break up with someone on bad terms its likely they will say something along the lines of "your crap at...." or something else. Doesn't mean its true.

[Access]

If you break up with someone on bad terms its likely they will say something along the lines of "your crap at...." or something else. Doesn't mean its true.

you sound like a man with experience

[The Cullens]

practice kissing an orange or a football. supposedly it helps.

[mike475]

If you break up with someone on bad terms its likely they will say something along the lines of "your crap at...." or something else. Doesn't mean its true.
i know, but it's like ***** at partys etc and people i know proper and its like o dear.

and im not getting of with a football.

[luce]

You cant get better snogging you pillow just peopel can't say ive ever had a problem though but you can tell when it's their first kiss

[Access]

You cant get better snogging you pillow just peopel can't say ive ever had a problem though but you can tell when it's their first kiss

you tried it?

[Describe]

well then try different ways until they dont say ur crap

but please for the love of god don't lick their nose and everything.

[mike475]

but please for the love of god don't lick their nose and everything.
i see.
so like how do i not be a **** up?

[Andys]

ask the people you got off with how you were crap, that would be a start.

[mike475]

ask the people you got off with how you were crap, that would be a start.
one said there wasnt any 'rhythm' and its like been along the lines of that tbh

[Stefy]

Play a beat with your tongue in their mouth

[Mitch4?]

Don't tounge too much,
try not to drool in their mouth,
apply different amounts of pressure,
er and dont stay in same position like a fish.

[Stefy]

And brush your teeth so you don't have bad breath

[buttons]

Don't tounge too much,
try not to drool in their mouth,
apply different amounts of pressure,
er and dont stay in same position like a fish.
ye. that's what most girls like anyway, varying in pressure and stuff. boys don't though.

[mike475]

pressure + position?

pls explain guys.

[Immenseman]

practice on me if u want

[mike475]

practice on me if u want
you probs live to far away.

but im serious guyss need help x

[leah]

I used to practice on my poster of Gordon Ramsay and now I'd like to think my technique has improved.
lmao!

i was thinking of that but i dont want her to think shes like an experimental girlfriend.

i need to like get a prostitute or something.
LOL a prostitute for kissing?

practice on me if u want
er no he can't.

[Titch]

practice on me if u want

If he wont i will. ;)

[kuzkasate]

Try the following:
- Practising on you pillow
- Closing your eyes
- Dont do it for a short amount of time (better long than short)
- Make sure your touching her when your kissing (like not there... maybe hugging her?)
- Make sure it is a good length of time and that she doesn't look like shes bored

Hope this helps! :D

[LoveToStack]

Well if it's a new relationship chances are first kisses and kisses from then on are going to be exciting anyway. At the time the girl isn't going to be hyper-analytical (like I'm being now :lol:), the way I see it if you like her and she likes you then it'll be something you both enjoy regardless of how bad you are...within reason.

[mike475]

Well if it's a new relationship chances are first kisses and kisses from then on are going to be exciting anyway. At the time the girl isn't going to be hyper-analytical (like I'm being now :lol:), the way I see it if you like her and she likes you then it'll be something you both enjoy regardless of how bad you are...within reason.
no i have had many 'kisses' but i remain crap at it.
im not putting myself down btw, people have said "you're so crap" and "washing machine" etc.

[Mitch4?]

no i have had many 'kisses' but i remain crap at it.
im not putting myself down btw, people have said "you're so crap" and "washing machine" etc.

if there calling you a washing machine chances are your using way to much tongue. Hold back on the tongue action and work on getting your mouth right, i tend to do some open mouthed then add a brush of tongue during a tight interlock then let go,
its hard to explain really, it'll come naturally to you though, you're not gonna be Casanova straightaway

[Andeeh]

also make sure clean breath :)

[Imnotpure]

Lol, everyone kisses differently she might like how you kiss.

[Tbh.]

dickslap them

[illegal]

You just kind of learn to kiss better and better, the more you do it, the better you are. :)

[Imnotpure]

Try the following:
- Practising on you pillow
- Closing your eyes
- Dont do it for a short amount of time (better long than short)
- Make sure your touching her when your kissing (like not there... maybe hugging her?)
- Make sure it is a good length of time and that she doesn't look like shes bored

Hope this helps! :D

A little bit hard to do those.

[Jasxn]

why dont u just go to the dancing and kiss as many girls as possible and get used to it and get better and experiment there :) and u will improve ..

[mike475]

why dont u just go to the dancing and kiss as many girls as possible and get used to it and get better and experiment there :) and u will improve ..
that is true, but i cant say *****s want to kiss me as much as they do other boys.

and im not willy slapping people guys. need some sort of kissing prozzie lol

[Antallica]

few of my first kissing with tongues was messy ahaha.
but once you do it and dont care what they think, its all gud.

[mike475]

few of my first kissing with tongues was messy ahaha.
but once you do it and dont care what they think, its all gud.
i know i dont care what ***** and *****s think, but if it be a girl friend i like want it to be good :eusa_wall

[Con]

Haha, (laughing at some comments)
Did they say your bad straight after your kiss?
or was it a long time later? They could of just been wanting to annoy you.

Follow what most of the sensible comments said
You should know if they liked it if they are smiling afterwards;)

[mike475]

Haha, (laughing at some comments)
Did they say your bad straight after your kiss?
or was it a long time later? They could of just been wanting to annoy you.

Follow what most of the sensible comments said
You should know if they liked it if they are smiling afterwards;)
it was straight after and they ment it :P
hmm never seen someone smile after, ever. not even any gfs.
**** epic fail on me

[Hated]

I think once you find the right person you'll feel comfortable enough to keep trying 'til you get it right (:

[Wig44.]

it was straight after and they ment it :P
hmm never seen someone smile after, ever. not even any gfs.
**** epic fail on me


Have they ever said what was wrong? 'That's my ear!' Would be a good start so you can look back and not do it again.

[kuzkasate]

You can improve... trust me

[mike475]

oh nonononononono she asked if i wanted to start seeing her last night and now shes on about going out and omgg i think im gonna ask her out in a few hours (L)

but omg that means she gonna find out im terrible and she wont say anything cuz were going out and omg i planned for this in like a month in advance but omg nothing good has like been suggested and omgomgomg.

omg guys will post more in a bit.