Kissing...

[Phreedom]

Ok, so I still haven't had a kiss yet.. i'm about to turn 16 in 17 days, and for when I do get a girl, how should I kiss her? Like, I know it's hard to explain I bet, but do you just like lock lips or what? sorry i'm lame

[Homosexual]

I've never had a kiss yet so heres what I think

make it natural

[Imnotpure]

You pretend your mouth is a washing machien and her tounge is the clothing

[Homosexual]

nice way to put it ^

[mangle]

For for the lawnmower method, eyes open and teeth nashing. Women love it!

Ahaha yeah as a couple of the dudes aove put it, make it natural.

[Homosexual]

LOL mangle!!

yeah make it natural, lawnmower time

[Immenseman]

it'll just happen, i promise!! it doesn't matter how old you are even after you've had your first kiss you'll think it was messy, practice makes perfect

[Moh]

You pretend your mouth is a washing machien and her tounge is the clothing
If its with a girl, then you gota "ask" her to use tongues.

By that, I mean put your tongue in for couple of seconds. If she wants to do tongues, then shes gota go get it :)

[Homosexual]

if she puts a tongue in ur mouth, copy

[FlyingJesus]

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Follow this plan and your technique won't even matter because they won't remember

[Homosexual]

good luck by the way

girls love bogeys too

[Moh]

if she puts a tongue in ur mouth, copy
Sucks for us guys tho. Gota wait for them to do it :'(

[FlyingJesus]

What no you don't lol, and omg don't act like a washing machine either :S a small amount of tongue is best, not trying to lick their lungs clean

[Homosexual]

What no you don't lol, and omg don't act like a washing machine either :S a small amount of tongue is best, not trying to lick their lungs clean

lol but when it's in the bedroom you have to lick their moo clean

[Moh]

What no you don't lol, and omg don't act like a washing machine either :S a small amount of tongue is best, not trying to lick their lungs clean
Nobody likes someone shoving there tongue in straight away. Unless there some sort of ****.

[Excellent2]

People giving you all these methods, don't listen. It will just happen. I can remember when I had my first kiss, it just happened.

[FlyingJesus]

lol but when it's in the bedroom you have to lick their moo clean

A'ight I'm a fan of performing such acts on women but if it's needing to be CLEANED, no thankyou haha

[Homosexual]

ahaha :P

gl

[Camy]

Theres not much to it really, when I had my first kiss, i just knew what to do, i think your extincts just kick in, but it was sloppy yeahh, and yeah, practice makes perfect.

[Yonder]

Just naturally comes to you i guess its in our blood just like knowing how to have sex. Being a good kisser etc now thats a different story lol

[iAdam]

Theres not much to it really, when I had my first kiss, i just knew what to do, i think your extincts just kick in, but it was sloppy yeahh, and yeah, practice makes perfect.

Lol

But yeah, it will just happen, don't go playing tonsel tennis straight away, just let it flow.

[Clowgon]

I would give you some advice but in my current circurmstances i'm afriad i can't help you here but i wish you the best of luck. :eusa_whis

[Clowgon]

A'ight I'm a fan of performing such acts on women but if it's needing to be CLEANED, no thankyou haha

OMG we have a new Russel Brand!


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[Janet Snakehole]

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Follow this plan and your technique won't even matter because they won't remember

clever technique :)

im sure it'll come natural!

[Stefy]

I'll practice with you ;)

[Scarcely]

For for the lawnmower method, eyes open and teeth nashing. Women love it!

I'm digging this.

[Andys]

well i had this same dilema when it came to my first kiss but i didn't really have a technique... i just did it, if you get me?

make the girl lead if you don't know what you're doing ;)

[TAYLOOOOR1]

It'll happen naturally!

Gooooooo for ittttttttt!



<3 forget techniques !

As if your brain is concentratin on a technique it will make your brain just focus on the technique.

However naturalistic kiss will be a lot better!

[Scarcely]

Yeah, you can listen to all the different techniques, washing machine and lawnmower alike, and it's not gonna make a slightest bit of difference.
Unless you're there trying to think of what to do in the middle of it, scared you might **** it up.
All you need to know for a first kiss is, don't be too forceful; be relaxed and gentle.
Keep most of your saliva in your mouth, and touch her a bit.
Wait for her to make the decision on tongues or not. Probably the most important bit.
Don't shove the 'ole plunger in there if they're not ready for it.
If you watch all the films or whatever, you're gonna see slow romantic stuff. Lead by example. Don't get in there and munch on her, moving your head up and down faster than a nodding dog.

[Phreedom]

I'll practice with you ;)

Ha. Yeah right :P

[Bethanie]

good luck by the way

girls love bogeys too


LOL ^
one thing i can say is that i dont.

[Con]

Just naturally comes to you i guess its in our blood just like knowing how to have sex. Being a good kisser etc now thats a different story lol


well i had this same dilema when it came to my first kiss but i didn't really have a technique... i just did it, if you get me?

make the girl lead if you don't know what you're doing ;)
That can work, but you still need to move. I remember once I just let her do it...and didn't move. It doesn't work :)


It'll happen naturally!
Gooooooo for ittttttttt!
<3 forget techniques !
As if your brain is concentratin on a technique it will make your brain just focus on the technique.
However naturalistic kiss will be a lot better!

So true, when it comes to it, you shouldn't be thinking about "must do this" "must do that" just let it happen, and it will be natural and nice?
Unless you absoloutely mess it up, but you can always try again.
When it get's to saying goodbye on a 'date' just look into her eyes and go for it. :)

[Jordulti]

Oh Natural.

I have only had like 7. And I'm 14, all in 2 years time.

(The xmas holidays is looking bright cause I have a devious plan with this one girl that could also make my virginity go POP)