What girls SHOULD know about guys (what do you think?)

[Breakfloor]

Such as

yes, a guy loves games BUT HE LOVES GIRLS MORE!

[today]

that most guys can be pillocks, lols.

[cocaine]

that most guys need a proper good slap

[awelsh]

that we get bored of one girl quickly

[J0SH]

A girl loves a man named Garry Welch.

[buttons]

that they aint worth it and we should all just be lesbians?

[Geraint]

that they aint worth it and we should all just be lesbians?

i think that's a win-win situation.

[Breakfloor]

keep them coming!

[camera]

that guys get carried away with stupid stuff

[deeveeNoh]

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[today]

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how immature certain guys (or so called guys) can be..

[Bun]

that guys make sense in arguments.

[FlyingJesus]

That if they've had true love before then good luck ever making us want to stay, because it'll take a hell of a lot more to not bore us then.

That we will always compare you to everyone else even if we say otherwise so shut up and cook me something meaty.

That your sister is hotter than you.

That we enjoy the discussion of penises even when we're straight, because they're fascinating and frankly they look hilarious.

That we are generally far wittier and despite all misconceptions we are far more "catty". If you can't take a joke, chances are you will be reduced to nothing but eye candy, and if you're ugly too then good luck being a spinster, I hope your cats enjoy your company because men never will.

That no matter how insensitive we can appear (see above) we can break too.

[today]

that guys make sense in arguments.
Who, lol?

[deeveeNoh]

how immature certain guys (or so called guys) can be..
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[today]

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Yeah maybe, such a shame i dont own a pair of skinny's :(

[Clowgon]

Such as

yes, a guy loves games BUT HE LOVES GIRLS MORE!

Ello STRANGER! I remember you. Welcome back.

[camera]

That if they've had true love before then good luck ever making us want to stay, because it'll take a hell of a lot more to not bore us then.

That no matter how insensitive we can appear (see above) we can break too.

sounds like something i read from my romance fictions

the guys i know are all sensitive :/


+ guys rely on girls for money

[today]

sounds like something i read from my romance fictions

the guys i know are all sensitive :/


+ guys rely on girls for money
I dont, lol?

[Abbie.]

they only tell you what you want to hear

all they care about is looks and think we like it when they say we have a nice ass or we're 'hot' instead of saying pretty beautiful etc


i could go on LOL

[FlyingJesus]

I am a romantic lol and what I've never relied on a girl for money I've got a job :P

[joshspears]

What games? LOL. Playing games on girls or playing computer games?
:o

[The Cullens]

i need to know if ye can trust em.


That if they've had true love before then good luck ever making us want to stay, because it'll take a hell of a lot more to not bore us then.

That we will always compare you to everyone else even if we say otherwise so shut up and cook me something meaty.

That your sister is hotter than you.

That we enjoy the discussion of penises even when we're straight, because they're fascinating and frankly they look hilarious.

That we are generally far wittier and despite all misconceptions we are far more "catty". If you can't take a joke, chances are you will be reduced to nothing but eye candy, and if you're ugly too then good luck being a spinster, I hope your cats enjoy your company because men never will.

That no matter how insensitive we can appear (see above) we can break too.

awh honey. +rep for last one

[AlexOC]

Most guys only want one thing ;)

[J0SH]

Guys rely on girls for money, that's a first :P Maybe in Singapore..

[Mounta1nGoat]

That I'm hungry.

[Abbie.]

i rememebr i went out with someone and he payed for me to go to the cinema then for hotchocolate after, then complained that he paid the next day and i couldnt tell if he was joking

:S lol.......

[leah]

They're never honest with you, they lie and play games which btw drives me crazy because it's so hard to figure them out.

They can be sweet but its usually an act.

[AlexOC]

Guys are the domnate ones in a relationship, or so they think

[Abbie.]

the girls wear the trousers

LOL must of the guys with girlfriends in my year are so whipped, its funny

[leah]

ooh aaand

all the nice ones are ugly
and all the hot ones are horrible.

[buttons]

i rememebr i went out with someone and he payed for me to go to the cinema then for hotchocolate after, then complained that he paid the next day and i couldnt tell if he was joking

:S lol.......
yer i went out with someone and he paid my bus twice and the next day he kept going on about it like "well i paid your bus so you should.." & i'd offer to pay it back and he said "doesn't matter" >.<

the girls wear the trousers

LOL must of the guys with girlfriends in my year are so whipped, its funny
i prefer a guy in charge tbh. someone to put me in place lol

ooh aaand

all the nice ones are ugly
and all the hot ones are horrible.
lollll yeh but i'd still prefer nice lookin to ugly anyday 'cause i'm shallow

[FlyingJesus]

They're never honest with you, they lie and play games which btw drives me crazy because it's so hard to figure them out.

They can be sweet but its usually an act.

Things girls should know about girls:

You don't want a guy who is actually that nice because it's boring, so you'd prefer a guy who does what he likes and can act, because then you can still pretend to have some control over him without him losing that rawness that makes you attracted to him.

If a guy is always nice you will not like him but think him creepy, or at most a friend. You want someone who will either treat you badly or not make anything obvious because you can then delude yourself that you can be the one to change/fix him and it gives you a feeling of self worth.

Women are far worse than men at all thus far mentioned poor traits in this thread, and usually don't even have logical reasons for acting such.

[leah]

lollll yeh but i'd still prefer nice lookin to ugly anyday 'cause i'm shallow
yeah im really shalllow too lolll

Things girls should know about girls:

You don't want a guy who is actually that nice because it's boring, so you'd prefer a guy who does what he likes and can act, because then you can still pretend to have some control over him without him losing that rawness that makes you attracted to him.

If a guy is always nice you will not like him but think him creepy, or at most a friend. You want someone who will either treat you badly or not make anything obvious because you can then delude yourself that you can be the one to change/fix him and it gives you a feeling of self worth.

Women are far worse than men at all thus far mentioned poor traits in this thread, and usually don't even have logical reasons for acting such.
Yeah you're right to an extent butt that's okay at first but if you've been with someone for a while and they still show no signs of having feelings for you and treat you badly you begin to lose hope.

[Recursion]

they only tell you what you want to hear

all they care about is looks and think we like it when they say we have a nice ass or we're 'hot' instead of saying pretty beautiful etc


i could go on LOL

I was warned to never call a girl hot or anything... by a girl. LOL

[5,5]

i think that's a win-win situation.
thats a win-win-win :P

[Melsia]

ooh aaand

all the nice ones are ugly
and all the hot ones are horrible.
Agreed

[FlyingJesus]

ooh aaand

all the nice ones are ugly
and all the hot ones are horrible.

God damn I am so hot

[camera]

the girls wear the trousers

LOL must of the guys with girlfriends in my year are so whipped, its funny

i agree


i rememebr i went out with someone and he payed for me to go to the cinema then for hotchocolate after, then complained that he paid the next day and i couldnt tell if he was joking

:S lol.......

LMAO


Guys rely on girls for money, that's a first :P Maybe in Singapore..

lol ALL guys around me rely on the girls for money. uncles, brothers, friends, friends' bfs, mum's hubby :eusa_wall


I am a romantic lol and what I've never relied on a girl for money I've got a job :P

I dont, lol?

most do :)

Things girls should know about girls:

You don't want a guy who is actually that nice because it's boring, so you'd prefer a guy who does what he likes and can act, because then you can still pretend to have some control over him without him losing that rawness that makes you attracted to him.

If a guy is always nice you will not like him but think him creepy, or at most a friend. You want someone who will either treat you badly or not make anything obvious because you can then delude yourself that you can be the one to change/fix him and it gives you a feeling of self worth.

Women are far worse than men at all thus far mentioned poor traits in this thread, and usually don't even have logical reasons for acting such.
so true.

guys who knows so much about a girl is sweet but sometimes its creepy

guys are confusing

[luce]

yeah im really shalllow too lolll



Any reason why you feel the need to use "lll" instead of ll :rolleyes::eusa_whis

and you can find guys who are hot and nice and even cook:rolleyes:

[buttons]

Any reason why you feel the need to use "lll" instead of ll :rolleyes::eusa_whis

and you can find guys who are hot and nice and even cook:rolleyes:
WHERE??

[camera]

oh i know a guy who can cook.
i fink over ere in singapore its always the opposite. the girls work and the guys r like lazy housewives

[leah]

God damn I am so hot
God you're such an *******. LOL

Any reason why you feel the need to use "lll" instead of ll :rolleyes::eusa_whis

and you can find guys who are hot and nice and even cook:rolleyes:
LUKEY LOL it took me ages to figure that out, I think I know now :(
shurupp.
also hazza LOL

[Pyroka]

Some guys prefer not to be messed about, because games tend to get pretty ******* annoying when you really like someone. Thats how guys change their minds about a girl and the girl then starts moaning and calling us guys *******s.

True story.

[inVe]

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[Pyroka]

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OH **** LOLLLLLL.

[camera]

Some guys prefer not to be messed about, because games tend to get pretty ******* annoying when you really like someone. Thats how guys change their minds about a girl and the girl then starts moaning and calling us guys *******s.

True story.

yer i know. from personal experience. even got told lmaooo.

[inVe]

OH **** LOLLLLLL.

It's good?! xD

[iAdam]

We like to be put in our place every now and again. (So we can leave and go out somewhere)

We hate girlfriends constantly checking facebook or phones to see if we've been flirting.

Just because we talk to another girl doesn't mean we are going to leave you. (sometimes)

Immaturity comes with us in a package.

We know you're faking 'it'

[FlyingJesus]

and you can find guys who are hot and nice and even cook:rolleyes:

'Sup


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lol so true nothing like being a happy flapper for getting a guy to run a mile


Immaturity comes with us in a package.

lol penis

[inVe]

[quote=FlyingJesus;5407586]'Sup



lol so true nothing like being a happy flapper for getting a guy to run a mile



Buckets ain't right *nod*

[leah]

'Sup
LOL you... nice?

[camera]

Its Tom.

[illegal]

Uhm.
1. When their is something wrong and you won't tell them about it, it usually means that they've done something wrong, even when they haven't.

2. We can be right ****, at times, you just rly have to get used to it, or turn lesibain.

3. Usually we want kisses to last longer.

4. You making the first move is 100 times easier, purely based on the fact, the chances are it's going though the boys mind already and they don't wanna do anything in case they get rejected. :)

[Tia.]

3. Usually we want kisses to last longer.



really i have never heard that from a boy

[camera]

^ that bad huh?

[Homosexual]

LOL@necromantic

[Bun]

really i have never heard that from a boy


^ that bad huh?
LMAO... ouch.

[Virgin Mary]

if ur poor and ugly then u may as well forget it :)

[Pyroka]

I almost forgot the most.. important one of all, but I guess its a general thing:

Love is a losing game, and you're not a player, you're just being played by everyone around you.

God I'm positive.

[Bethanie]

that most guys need a proper good slap

agreed :p

[Geraint]

I am not fit. If you think I am, you really do need your eyes tested.

[Jackbee]

Flyingjesus, just go out with me :)

[kuzkasate]

They're never honest with you, they lie and play games which btw drives me crazy because it's so hard to figure them out.

They can be sweet but its usually an act.

I dont do that ;[ Im not that sort of person and I hate people that are like that too. Two-faced :@

[FlyingJesus]

Flyingjesus, just go out with me :)

I'm a bit too old and straight lol sorry :P I am well perfect though

[camera]

the bad boys always get what they want, how they want it all the time, and the girls, no matter what, will eventually fall for their charms

[Homosexual]

guys are hot

[buttons]

that they aint worth it and we should all just be lesbians?
k i'm sticking with this one ^

[leah]

I'm a bit too old and straight lol sorry :P I am well perfect though
LOL oh shush

[Layna]

that Breaking up with your best friend for a guy is pathetic

:)

[FlyingJesus]

Not if he's really hot

[Hiro]

That they ain't worth your time.

[GoldSolid]

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[FlyingJesus]

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That doesn't bother me tbh, I'm more bothered about getting their rocks off

[Jackboy]

we scratch our balls

[iDenning]

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[Pyroka]

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Thats just you who likes it up your hole, sorry.

[Dinosaurawrr]

u need 2 b rlly skinny..
huge boobs.
pretty.
or they think u ent worth it.


:eusa_wall

[-kitsune]

That they get pissed off when you think stereo typical **** about them? That just me? :l

Tbh. I'd like to think I'm a nice, un-ugly guy. :l

something girls SHOULD know about guys? Hm.

Space is important.

[le harry]

That we don't give two ***** about your makeup lol

[buttons]

That we don't give two ***** about your makeup lol
WELL YOU SHOULD. WE TAKE A LONG TIME DOIN IT :@ well i do anyway :'(

[Richie]

u need 2 b rlly skinny..
huge boobs.
pretty.
or they think u ent worth it.


:eusa_wall

Na that aint true to be fair everyone has something nice about them and it is probly the majority who think like this but not ALL of us are like that :)

[GommeInc]

Thats just you who likes it up your hole, sorry.
Pah, I know for a fact you're up for a bit of bum huffing my love ;)

Touch our private areas in a malicious way and you WILL be suffering the consequences in child birth!

[Virgin Mary]

Pah, I know for a fact you're up for a bit of bum huffing my love ;)

Touch our private areas in a malicious way and you WILL be suffering the consequences in child birth!
lolol, the only consequence they'd be suffering is your hilariously tiny penis. n.r. chick where's our mentor100101011010?

[leah]

WELL YOU SHOULD. WE TAKE A LONG TIME DOIN IT :@ well i do anyway :'(
lmao you tell him gurl

[FlyingJesus]

That we don't give two ***** about your makeup lol

Amen LOL GET IT

[amen]

good one tom!!

[-kitsune]

It's really, really, absolutely NOT ******* funny in any way, shape or form to think it's big, clever, or mature to hit a guy in the nuts. Dammit, no guy ever deserves a shot to the man sack. and when women say "Oh, I'll cut it off if you cheat" just remember, I'll punch you in the **** if you punch me there.



**I may have been joking pls don't eat me.

[BobX]

guys dont like askin da girl out so if they do the girl should make the first move to the bedroom u get me

[Dan2nd]

all they care about is looks


i could go on LOL

I could say the same about a lot of girls I know rofl



ooh aaand

all the nice ones are ugly
and all the hot ones are horrible.

I happen to hate smokers and find that alot of the 'hot' girls i know are either seriously chavy or smoke like 35 cigs a day meaning they'll end up sounding (and maybe looking like) Dot Cotton by the age of 25 .. and again like you said about boys, ugly girls only ever seem to be nice but hey maybe sometimes people need to be less shallow but hey we're only human :D

Girls should know that their boyfriends money does not grow on trees (I've had many money issues with girls on the past) :P

[Bef]

that however much of a player they think they are, one day theyl meet a girl who plays games better :D

[x!candi!x]

Guys are always different when theyre friends are there.

[Zak]

We love sex

[Pyroka]

We get jealous quite easily.

[5,5]

bros before ****

[CJW93]

keep them coming!

Boy's just keep ******

[Bun]

keep them coming!
best advice all thread.

[leah]

We get jealous quite easily.
girls are worse lool trustttt

[-kitsune]

Guys are always different when theyre friends are there.

No, we're different when girls are there. Chances are, know our friends longer.

my ex said this. Around friends I'd had for about 5-6 years. been with her a year

[leah]

No, we're different when girls are there. Chances are, know our friends longer.

my ex said this. Around friends I'd had for about 5-6 years. been with her a year
Some guys are lovely without their friends there and then show off and use their gfs as a base of their jokes infront of their friends. That's unacceptable.

[FlyingJesus]

girls are worse lool trustttt

Yeah you'd know this for a fact, having once been male of course and experiencing both sides :S

[leah]

Yeah you'd know this for a fact, having once been male of course and experiencing both sides :S
Boys tend to be more layed back whereas girls get jealous easier.

[Smiddy]

Boys tend to be more layed back whereas girls get jealous easier.
ohmagawd your mint ahahahahahaha.

That's my great chat-up line, work it.

[leah]

ohmagawd your mint ahahahahahaha.

That's my great chat-up line, work it.
im urs xoxox

[FlyingJesus]

Boys tend to be more layed back whereas girls get jealous easier.

I believe you misunderstand. Just because women are incapable of being calm and rational about anything does not mean you have a greater range of emotions or that you express them better

[leah]

I believe you misunderstand. Just because women are incapable of being calm and rational about anything does not mean you have a greater range of emotions or that you express them better
I meant women get jealous a lot easier than men. Nothing to do with expressing emotions and shh about the calm and rational

[FlyingJesus]

Yeah and I meant you have no way of knowing that as you haven't been both lol

Your inability to work that out either from my posts or from your own intuition proves my point about the rational ;)

[leah]

Yeah and I meant you have no way of knowing that as you haven't been both lol

Your inability to work that out either from my posts or from your own intuition proves my point about the rational ;)
stop owning me you do it enough on msn you don't have to bring it to the forum!! :'(

[Jaiisun]

that words just fall out of their mouths without hesitation, but, if thought about deeply enough, can mean the world.

I love you falls out of a guy's mouth so easily, but if he's there, lying with you under the stars when your chest is on his and he says it, it means the world. Geddit? ;]

that they do make mistakes and can't explain why. Maybe it makes things harder that there's no reason why guys do them, but if they're forced to give a reason, they'll be lying and just telling you what you want to hear.

For example, I don't know why I cheated (yeah - I know it was idiotic) and my girlfriend is hurt not knowing why... but even I don't know why.

I could go on forever, I'll write an autobiography some day.

[Breakfloor]

woah, this thread has a recent(ish) post.

guys do like girls, but when they're rediculously drunk that they fall over every two minutes, WERE NOT CARRYING YOU DAMNIT.

[Richie]

That not all guys are the same and dont punish a guy for the mistake of another.

Well i seen Girls take out there past on present boyfriends, dont get me wrong the majority of guys are ***** but yeah not all of us are the same it may seem like it but maybe you just havent found a trust worthy guy yet.

[leah]

that words just fall out of their mouths without hesitation, but, if thought about deeply enough, can mean the world.

I love you falls out of a guy's mouth so easily, but if he's there, lying with you under the stars when your chest is on his and he says it, it means the world. Geddit? ;]

that they do make mistakes and can't explain why. Maybe it makes things harder that there's no reason why guys do them, but if they're forced to give a reason, they'll be lying and just telling you what you want to hear.

For example, I don't know why I cheated (yeah - I know it was idiotic) and my girlfriend is hurt not knowing why... but even I don't know why.

I could go on forever, I'll write an autobiography some day.


lmao bless you fituklad2005
and yeh I understand what you're saying richie

[untrustus]

men are win and they're much funnier than women and they have bigger penises too.

[FlyingJesus]

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[leah]

men are win and they're much funnier than women and they have bigger penises too.
no they dont

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lmao bully

[JACKTARD]

You girls may think we're only after one thing but most of us guys can wait. We arent good with words so when we bugger up, forgive us!

[CJW93]

Girls should know that we would much rather spend time watching football than spending time with them.

[Cysne]

Girls should learn to look for the right lad, not to just fall head over heels for the first ***** they see.