Stupid Question, Stupid Answer

[Georgia]

No i sold it to my dog

Did you kick my dog?

[Forest-Law]

I think u'll find that dog belongs to me. *kicks you instead*

What did the kite say to the balloon?

[Pawf]

Hi balloon, I am a kite

When is green not green?

[Mongole-hehe]

because it's not

What did the cake say to the pie?

[Pawf]

I would eat you if I wasn't a cake

Why could the cake talk?

[Punk Rock Star]

Because I said so!

Does pie like cheese?

[kasi]

no because pie is strange.

but does cheese like pie? ;o

[Forest-Law]

Stop. Your making me hungry with all this talk of Cheese-Pie.

C H E E S E C A K E ? ? ? ? ?

[Forest-Law]

Stop. Your making me hungry with all this talk of Cheese-Pie.

C H E E S E C A K E ? ? ? ? ?

sorry about this double post. i got stressed at mickey mouse. god, i'm so clever.

[Rachi]

CHEESE
IN A CAKE
im gna be sick

[Forest-Law]

YES, I THINK YOU ARE GOING TO BE SICK. (lol, stop confusing me with no q.mark)

Why did the donkey have a poo in the Public Swimming Pool?

[Punk Rock Star]

Because you scared the poop out of him!

Why did the banana, eat the donkeys flies?

[Jordan3]

Because it hated the donkey

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

[Joe.]

because the chicken got ran over

y r no flowers green?

[stephen-]

because no grass is red brown orange blue ect!

Why did the onion bite the carrot?

[GoldenGrahams]

To stop him from crying in the dark.

Why is the fence grey when the cat's on top of it?

[Craig]

because the cat is fat,he sat on a mat,did a spat,looks like a bat,wears a hat :)

if i close my eyes whom will i see?

[Afterhour]

The place where u last looked fades
Why did Murdoc almost commited suicide for not getting No. 1 in a video game?

[Victimized]

because he bet £1 million pound he'd win.

Why don't chickens go moo?

[[email protected]]

because he was stupid :P

why do people like crazy frog?

[Craig]

cos theyve been brainwashed :)

do u really fink i am real??

[:paschendale:]

No, because your a pixelated character..

Why do fish swim?

[Craig]

cos they can :)

whats ma name :P

[Jordan3]

Marshall

Who do you think you are?

[Craig]

I'm the best :)

And who are you my elderly friend?

[Detox]

Harry Potter

Why are you looking at me like that?

[Forest-Law]

Because you've got no head.

Why did time run out?

[Craig]

cos he stopped walking in :P

who goes ther :P

[2D]

CORTEZ! ITS UR MOM HERE! OPEN UP OR UR GROUNDED!
Why did afterhour lost the Olmpics and what did he do next?

[Afterhour]

Coz he went to the loo and he hit 2D in the head with a car
Why did 2D go home?

[2D]

To go take a another car and hit Afterhour in the head
Why did Yasye said he wanted to go to the Beach?

[Detox]

Because it was snowing

Who is Jim?

[Joe.]

jim frost :)

who is jumbo?

[Ezzie.]

jumbo jet who eats potatoes with carrots?

[Joe.]

what do you do with a ruler?

[Ezzie.]

stick it where the sun don't shine why do they call the sun the sun?

[Craig]

Cos it wudnt seem right being called The Poo :P

a man walks into a bar.what happens?

[Joe.]

he goes ow!

what is a pencil 4?

[Rachi]

writing on the tables when ur not meant 2 :d



why do u eat cheese

[Joe.]

coz it tastes ov ure down below :D

u du ppl wear thongs?

[Rachi]

i dnt wear thongs thankyou for asking.



why do u smel

[Dirgeofcerberus]

cus i dont know what deodreant is

why did the man cross the road?

[Rachi]

Cuz he was blind and dint no wher he was going


why am i lookin at this thread?

[Dirgeofcerberus]

becuz your blind

why dont pigs fly?

[Joe.]

coz ure addicted 2 it

y do girls wear bras? :o

[Rachi]

coz ure addicted 2 it

y do girls wear bras? :o
Do ureally want 2 know?




Why do al boys smell

[Dirgeofcerberus]

Becuz they get it from the girls

Why dont women fart?

[Kezzo]

For the sake of it

Why do some men wear thongs?

[Joe.]

coz its funny lolz

wats the point of ball stranglers?

[Dirgeofcerberus]

Becuz they like to dress up as women

Why do some women wear boxers?

[Joe.]

its neat thats y lolz

y r we talkin bout underwear?

[Dirgeofcerberus]

Becuz it turns you on

Why arnt we talkin about underwear?

[Forest-Law]

because the universe tends to unfold anyway

Whats the difference between you and that piece of poo?

[Dirgeofcerberus]

A piece of poo doesnt talk

Whats the different between you and a pile of bullpoo? xD

[Forest-Law]

The bull. lmao.

What does LMAO mean?

[FrozenWhisper]

Like my old arms



Why are coat hangers called coat hangers when sometimes they dont hang coats?

[Rachi]

Like my old arms



Why are coat hangers called coat hangers when sometimes they dont hang coats?

i dont really care...























why do some people make stupid threads like dis

[Craig]

cos they can :)

why did chicken cross ze road?

[Forest-Law]

BECAUSE WE'VE HAD THIS QUESTION BEFORE AND IT RAN AWAY FROM THE REPEAT!!

WHY DID I JUST REALize that I was writing in caps, but couldn't b bothered deletin and beginin' agen?

[Mit]

cause ur lazy

Why do i like bein a P.I.M.P?

[Jordan3]

because you wanna be a 'G'

Why is why a word that means why? I mean why is it? Why o why?

[Craig]

Why why why,Delila :P

If i is before e except after c,what goes before f??

[Steph]

Before
why did my big toe go to the market?

[Rachi]

Bcoz it needed a sock :eusa_thin


rep points ? like or not?

[Craig]

Like it :)

Sweet Like Chocolate Is It?

[Mit]

maybe

KFC or Pizza Hut?

[Craig]

rong game but Pizza Hut lol
why are we so blind to see that the ones we hurt are you and me

[Forest-Law]

because ur holding the knife

You and a Knife. Should we all run?

[Craig]

No,jus smile :) Im cutting ur bday cake :P

is it so transparent?

[Jordan3]

Yes, transparency is fun

Does the cake eat?

[Forest-Law]

Yes. We are on set of the new and up-coming, surely box-office smashing - Return of the Killer Cake in Shocking 3D!!!

Are you going to see it?

[Jordan3]

I guess.

Do you LOVE DE CAYKE!

[Redmoon Evil]

only if its green with sugermeep out ?

can you make sense of that?

[Jordan3]

Only when Buggs Bunny helps?

How long must you wait for me?

[Craig]

10 feet :P

Who Are You?

[2D]

Im your black-eyed-god.
Why did Forest-Law change his avatar?

[cyborgo]

Becuase evil hippos forced him to do it

Why do cows not go QUACKZ0RS!

[Forest-Law]

because that means KILL HIM in animal language and to tell the hippos to do that will make me angry. And u won't like me wen I'm angry!!! lol

Was it the gory avy I used to have or this one, cos I had em had same time, which I was told to delete and which was removed by a moderator? A VERY SERIOUS QUESTION.

[FrozenWhisper]

I have no idea.
Am I carzy?

[Craig]

Yer ur carzy!!

why am i soo tired?

[H.bubbly]

i'm not crazy !!! ask my toaster

[Craig]

i asked him but he not grassing u up :o

why why why??

[Sabu]

Why what?

How comes men can't have babys?

[Craig]

I'll tell you when your a bit olda xP

DO BIRDS AND BEES EAT FABLES?

[Sabu]

I dunno what a fable is?

If the moon is supposed be made of cheese, how comes it's not yellow?

[Craig]

it is,its illuminous :) but onli vampires can see it :P

why are skies blue?

[Sabu]

It's not always blue...

What do bees eat?

[Forest-Law]

because if they don't they die, and if they die, we have no honey, and if we have no honey we have no more erotic foreplay in that area.

Do u like erotic foreplay?

[Sabu]

Whats erotic foreplay?

How old is God?

[I am a fish]

He's eternal

What colour is water?

[Forest-Law]

The Colour beside Rodney McKays Ear.

Who in the name of Thurman is Rodney McKay?

[I am a fish]

He's a character from Stargate Atlantis :D

Is it raining?

[Kannae]

its raining tennis balls.

Why can fishes swim?

[I am a fish]

We're smart!

Why are people so mean to fish? :(

[Forest-Law]

BECAUSE WHEN THE FISH SWAM INTO THE WALL IT SED 'DAM'!!

did u fight in war? no? then wheres ur leg?

[I am a fish]

I dont fight in war, and since I'm a fish I dont have any legs.

Why is the sky blue?

[Rachi]

i didnt know it was blue
:o

What dus [//msg] stand for

[Forest-Law]

beacause its god's little blue blanket and the clouds represent his unhappiness to express to the world - the tears in the blanket. :(

Pron?

[I am a fish]

What does pron mean?

[ASHFELT]

beacause its god's little blue blanket and the clouds represent his unhappiness to express to the world - the tears in the blanket. :(

Pron?


Pron as in prons prawns :)

Why do people always avoid ballets???

[I am a fish]

They're a nightmare!

Are teletubbies evil?

[ASHFELT]

They're a nightmare!

Are teletubbies evil?

yes because we have to watch them

Why does it rain when I go on holiday, does it follow me???

[Forest-Law]

because the ballet should not be taking up 2 lanes

Really? I thought Pron was a safe way to say Pawn?

[I am a fish]

Pron is evil!!

Ant or Dec?

[ASHFELT]

Pron is evil!!

Ant or Dec?

I say ant

Would I live if I jumped off a cliff???

[I am a fish]

I say ant

Would I live if I jumped off a cliff???
You would if you landed in the sea :D

Fish or sharks?

[ASHFELT]

You would if you landed in the sea :D

Fish or sharks?

sharks their cool :)

If we all ran naked along the motorway would we be chased by a farmer??

[Magic Mushrooms]

I dont think there the kind of questions.

But Sharks because there big :$

Why did films used to be in black and white?

[I am a fish]

sharks their cool :)

If we all ran naked along the motorway would we be chased by a farmer??
No, you'd be chased by the police! :P

If I was a mushroom what would I taste like?

[ASHFELT]

I dont think there the kind of questions.

But Sharks because there big :$

Why did films used to be in black and white?

they were too cheap to afford colour.

Why did dentistry used to be bad years ago???

[I am a fish]

they were too cheap to afford colour.

Why did dentistry used to be bad years ago???
Nobody liked them

Are you a wizard?

[ASHFELT]

Nobody liked them

Are you a wizard?

no im a stamp collector

Why do people cause war??

[I am a fish]

no im a stamp collector

Why do people cause war??
It's in their nature :(

The good terminator or the evil one?

[ASHFELT]

It's in their nature :(

The good terminator or the evil one?

The evil one of course :eusa_clap

Why is it that when you wake up you feel like killing something??

[I am a fish]

The evil one of course :eusa_clap

Why is it that when you wake up you feel like killing something??
Mornings **** :(

Are you a night or a day person?

[Magic Mushrooms]

Because you got killed in your sleep.

Why is Habbo Hotel Orange?

[ASHFELT]

Mornings **** :(

Are you a night or a day person?

a night person :)

Why do cows lie down all the time

[Forest-Law]

Because you got killed in your sleep.

Why is Habbo Hotel Orange?

because it got tangoed.

Why is ur sig gonna haunt my dreams tonight? (magic mushrooms)

[ASHFELT]

because it got tangoed.

Why is ur sig gonna haunt my dreams tonight?


because the eyes and smiles fancy you :o

Why do celebrities hate the public??

[I am a fish]

because it got tangoed.

Why is ur sig gonna haunt my dreams tonight? (magic mushrooms)
McKay haunts everyones dreams! :D

Do find the noise that cows make funny?

[ASHFELT]

McKay haunts everyones dreams! :D

Do find the noise that cows make funny?


yes because they sound like my cat :)

Why do dobbers have kids???

[I am a fish]

yes because they sound like my cat :)

Why do dobbers have kids???
42

what is 40 + 2?

[ASHFELT]

42

what is 40 + 2?


easy 12 :) im clever

Why when you order steak or chips at a restaurant you always get a vegetable you hate with it??

[I am a fish]

easy 12 :) im clever

Why when you order steak or chips at a restaurant you always get a vegetable you hate with it??
Its the only way to get rid of those vegetables that noone will but otherwise

Do you know what gender I am?

[ASHFELT]

Its the only way to get rid of those vegetables that noone will but otherwise

Do you know what gender I am?


well female, only they nag alot

Why do people like ice cream??

[I am a fish]

well female, only they nag alot

Why do people like ice cream??
Naggings what we do best! :P

Strawberry :D

:@ or :s

[ASHFELT]

Naggings what we do best! :P

Strawberry :D

:@ or :s


or fish

Why do women always talk about men behind our baks to their mates??

[I am a fish]

or fish

Why do women always talk about men behind our baks to their mates??
We need people to confide in

glooby or balgy?

[ASHFELT]

We need people to confide in

glooby or balgy?

balgy it sounds like a haircut

Yellow oranges or blue apples??

[Punk Rock Star]

Green Bananas

You or your mom?

[Sabu]

Me

If vampires are dead, comes there alive?

[Craig]

cos some are immortal>.>

what if god was one of us?

[ASHFELT]

cos some are immortal>.>

what if god was one of us?

then we would rule all

What if pigs could fly??

[Ziabotsu]

He'd tell you :l

Why is habbo called habbo?

[ASHFELT]

He'd tell you :l

Why is habbo called habbo?

because the owner named it after a dog

Why do birds suddenly appear whenever I am near??

[Ziabotsu]

Theyre like lesser demons on runescape (SOOO random)
why are things so random?

[ASHFELT]

Theyre like lesser demons on runescape (SOOO random)

how can I follow that :eusa_wall

[I am a fish]

how can I follow that :eusa_wall
just follow the yellow brick road! :D

Boo! Did I scare you? :P

[Sabu]

No. Instead you made me wet my self >:(

If one person turns gay, doesn't that mean were all gay?

[ASHFELT]

No. Instead you made me wet my self >:(

If one person turns gay, doesn't that mean were all gay?

no it means your clinically unsexual

What will happen if I fart

[I am a fish]

no it means your clinically unsexual

What will happen if I fart
You will stink up the room

Why does life ****?

[ASHFELT]

You will stink up the room

Why does life ****?

because you exist :)

What will happen if i told Callie she was a :rude:

[I am a fish]

because you exist :)

What will happen if i told Callie she was a :rude:
Red rep possibly

Have you heard of evil green rep?

[Dirgeofcerberus]

Yes its very evil

Why do you smell of poop?

[I am a fish]

Yes its very evil

Why do you smell of poop?
i was hanging around with ashfelt :P

Why?

[ASHFELT]

:( not very funny

What will happen when I brake every bone in fish boys body :)

[I am a fish]

:( not very funny

What will happen when I brake every bone in fish boys body :)
there's a boy fish? where?!

[ASHFELT]

there's a boy fish? where?!
lol above me

[I am a fish]

lol above me
thats a female :P

why are clouds wet?

[Sabu]

There not. Its a gas. You know, the windy stuff that sometimes comes out of our backside...

Why is the Atlantic Oceon so cold?

[Forest-Law]

Because, at the bottom of the undiscovered ocean, in a deep dark cave, Iceman is having a poo.

Aww. Why didn't I get post 400?!? :(

[Craig]

Cos I Am Special.

Aint no body loves u better,correct?

[ASHFELT]

Cos I Am Special.

Aint no body loves u better,correct?

incorrect

Why does the moon glow??

[Redmoon Evil]

becuse it smells pink

why is my cat chasing the cursor on the monitor?

[ttranquility.]

Because its actually a mouse. =]


Why is the sun so hot?

[Redmoon Evil]

because its hot

why is fight blue?

[Craig]

because fight is holding his breath ;)

if trees are green and red roses red,what colour is a red rose tree xP

[Sabu]

Ged.

Where can people find maple trees on Runescape?

[Craig]

In the Maple Tree Forest ;)

If I is In Me and E Is In You What Is F In?

[Redmoon Evil]

f is in floppybelly

what is a floppy belly?

[Craig]

its what you get if ur man b00bs overgrow :p

how do gardeners eat soil?

[Redmoon Evil]

with a nose

how random are these questions?

[Craig]

amazingly with me here

dont you see that old lady aint it sad?

[ttranquility.]

no its happy.

Cant you not see that im smiling?

[Craig]

No your behind a comp screen ;)

Cant we hit them wiv a lil ghetto gospel?

[Redmoon Evil]

yea im peeping on you from your window

why is red toast green?

[Craig]

Cos it made it sick!!

how do birds fly?

[Redmoon Evil]

duh because they have feets

why cant we flyy when we have feets

[Craig]

cos wer not like gollum hehe

isac casi saci are who?

[Redmoon Evil]

dodeeppop

whywhy whaa??

[Craig]

Cos why whatted when

why why why next poster?

[Rachi]

duno duno duno duno


why do you smell like a sweaty foot?

[Craig]

cos i ate one ;)

why do I spam?

[flame]

cus ur a rabbit
why do i see pigs flying ?

[Forest-Law]

Because you've entered my nightmare

One Two Freddy's coming for you! Three Four....?

[Rachi]

men in a white car coming 2 fetch you




























what do u need 2 see an ice burg 20 miles away

[Forest-Law]

Not the Titanic.

WHY COULDN'T THEY SHARE THE TABLE!!!!!!!!?????!!!!!!!

[Joe.]

coz 1 was 2 big

what was bill's last name>

[Emicat]

Bob.

Why did my boyfriend dump me?

[Vause]

because you're to good for him


why is grass green

[Emicat]

Because I sneezed onit.

hy am I listing to Blink 182.

[Vause]

becuase they are LEET

why am i drinking cherry tango?

[-Soph-]

because it tastes like haribo

Why is most haunted fake? ;p

[Emicat]

because I'm the ghost. OoooOOOooo!

Why is Travis Barker married? :(

[-Soph-]

because hes silly

Why do I like the smell of paper?

[rename]

I don't know why you like the smell of paper :s

Why do i like television?

[Forest-Law]

becuase it has aids.

why did barney cross the road?

[Laura.]

God Knows! I Say Cos Hes Purple, And Wanted To See The Dead Chicken On the Other Side

Why Do I Fancy Men 20 Years Older Than Me? :s

[Forest-Law]

becuase they smell like paper

why does the dude in my avvy have no arms?

[Laura.]

Cos His Hands Are Mine!

Why Do The Kaiser Chiefs Rawk So Much?

[Forest-Law]

becuase everyday i love you less and less.

wat is true love?

[Laura.]

When Two People Love Each Other For There Personality Not There Looks.

Do you Believe In Love At First Sight?

[ssricky]

When Two People Love Each Other For There Personality Not There Looks.

Do you Believe In Love At First Sight?
uhhh uhhhh is this a trick question :s


do you enjoy crayons :D

[Laura.]

Yea, Espec Yellow Ones :)

Do You Like White Chocolate?

[ssricky]

Yea, Espec Yellow Ones :)

Do You Like White Chocolate?
yucky tastes like crayons


do u like me :P

[Laura.]

Yes :)

Do You Like Me? :)

[Mohawk Man]

no u ****

if a tree falls down in the woods and no-one is around to hear it, what sound does it make?

[Laura.]

no u ****

if a tree falls down in the woods and no-one is around to hear it, what sound does it make?

-Pfft No U.. What Was That? Btw Dont "Try" To Swear :)-

Nothing

Anyone Like MoHawks Man?

[ssricky]

no not really hope he gets hit by a bus :P


do u like buses

[Mohawk Man]

very funny

what sound does one hand clapping make?

[Laura.]

Nothing

Does MoHawk Like Sounds That Dont Sound?!?!

[ssricky]

Nothing

Does MoHawk Like Sounds That Dont Sound?!?!
no pretty sure he is just doing it to set us off :\



is he stinky

[Laura.]

Very - Of Cheesey Eggs - Lolz

Do I Rock?

[ssricky]

Very - Of Cheesey Eggs - Lolz

Do I Rock?
u rock so much u rock mi socks which i still havent found

who is the stinky cheese king

[Laura.]

MoHawk

Am I Loved?

[ssricky]

MoHawk

Am I Loved?
of course

where is that smell coming from

[Laura.]

Yet Again MoHawk

Do You Love Me? :D

[ssricky]

Yet Again MoHawk

Do You Love Me? :D
of course


doesnt everyone hate golf

[Laura.]

Hmm. Yeps

Why Am I So Bored?

[ssricky]

Hmm. Yeps

Why Am I So Bored?
cuz this thread is getting old

wanna go start a chat thread in my sub forum xD

[Isaac]

Im not VIP, so no.

Want to NOT start a chat thread in ssricky's sub forum? x]

[.Mike-]

yes, lets do that.

how many sand is there on a beach (all little pieces)

[Vause]

ermmm more than i can count

why are numbers numbers?

[Nisus]

because God made them

where do babies come from

[Vause]

wherever you want them to come from!

why is the sky blue?

[-Soph-]

because I said so

Why is my phone ringing?

[Toes]

'coz the police are hunting for you?

What are clouds?

[Forest-Law]

god's jesus juice

wat about george??

[Toes]

George Deid!

How do they get the wholes in crumpets?

[Stacey.]

They poke them with needles, poor crumpets

Why is the sky blue?

[Toes]

Because of air pracitals in the sky and when the sune hits them they turn blue :rolleyes:

How did I know that?

[Stacey.]

Because you Googled it?

How should I know?

:P

[Toes]

It came from my mind!!!!


Why is the man on the tv so ugly?

[Stacey.]

Because he can't afford to get plastic surgery.

Why can't pigs fly?

[Toes]

Because you stop taking the pill

why are the men in long white coats coming to get me?

[Stacey.]

Because you though I took the pill.

Why can I hear buzzing in my head?

[Toes]

Because I sent an army of wasps in there and they are now eating your brain


Why is the iron looking at me?

[Baving]

I have no idea

Why is my cat red?

[Ezzie.]

Cos it ate too many strawberry milkshakes :o
Why do people have faeries in their teeth?

[Baving]

I have no idea :S

Why am i green :S

[Toes]

You work in a paint making factory and had an accident?


Why do you look like an umpa lumpa?

[Baving]

I don't think that :S

Why is christmas 16years way ?

[Ezzie.]

Cos they iz sparkliez and st00f k?
Why does Hitler have a mop for a moustache :o

[Toes]

because he couldn't find the scissors?

why am i beautiful xD

[Baving]

Because he never shaves :P

Why is my room dark?

[Stacey.]

Because the light has broken

Why have I got to get off now?

[Toes]

because you mum says so?

why is the light not working?

[Baving]

No electricity

But why am i on pc if there is no electricity :s

[Toes]

because your computer is run by your hamsters running wheel?

Why is my fish floating to the top o the tank?

[-Soph-]

because it ate too much

Why is my cat sitting on my keyboard?

[kasi]

cause its a magic cat who is typing for you.

why are you reading this

[ssricky]

cause its a magic cat who is typing for you.

why are you reading this
i like chawky milk :D



do u like chawky milk

[BLuweesH]

No I don't like chawky milk. :D

Do you like writing with textas?

[ssricky]

No I don't like chawky milk. :D

Do you like writing with textas?
no but i like soooup

do u like soooup

[.Lynn]

Soup is great with little bits of paper in it

DO u like spagetti

[ssricky]

Soup is great with little bits of paper in it

DO u like spagetti
i like spagetti

do u like potatoes

[BLuweesH]

I like potatoes.

Do you like rice?

[ssricky]

I like potatoes.

Do you like rice?
i like rice

do u like cerial i like cerial :P

[BLuweesH]

I like cereal

Do you know how to spell cereal? :P

[ssricky]

I like cereal

Do you know how to spell cereal? :P
no but i like cerial xD


i like food

do u like food






food is goood