People make me laugh

[Hated]

A few months ago this fat hairy beast of a boy was saying he was going to batter me.
Then instead of just battering me like he so clearly could, he starts asking all his mates to help him ''Dya wanna help me batter conor i need people to help me''
Eventually he gets a little gang of about 10 people saying their gonna batter me.
The threats went on for weeks and nothing happened then they eventually died out.

Now this week the rumour was spread round that i had said i was gonna batter a boy called joe, now this was absolute cod swaddle as i would never say i was gonna batter someone i'd just do it lol.
Anyway this lead to him and his friends making a plan to batter me..again.
Now it's been going on for 3 days now about 7 people saying their gonna batter me, and their all just so god damn two faced it's unbelievable.
They have no reason to want to but there all just joining in for the sake of it making up completely stupid reasons like one boy said ''for a start you did this to me'' and showed me a tiny little scar i gave him 2 years ago when i accidentally cut him with a sharpener ;/

Anyone this plan is set to come into action tomorrow and i very much doubt it will but if it does i think it's pretty sad that 7 people would all gang up on me over petty things because i know if i confronted any of them separately they would be quiet as a mouse and wouldn't dare try anything.

The really silly thing is however is that 2 of these people saying this are absolutely massive and i don't see why if they ever had a problem with me (even though i've never spoke to them) they'd need the support of 5/6 other people.

Threats are just really stupid because they're calling this 'The plan' but seriously if you was really gonna batter someone you wouldn't make a plan would you because what is their to plan?

Thread closed by iAdam (Forum Moderator); Closed due to bump.

[Minstrels]

You all sound like a bunch of wastemen. All mouth the lot of you. Bare jokes.

[Fifteen]

wow they must get some kind of buzz spreading rumours
how pathetic are they

[e5]

mouth. no fists......

[Wootzeh]

say to em
you can talk the talk but can you walk the walk!

[J0SH]

Are you scared? Haha, even 7 of them they clearly can't fight, I'd take them. :P

[Imnotpure]

They obviously suck at fighting.

[SugarPlum.]

ewww.
battter 'um babeee (:
or i will.
that joes a noobie.
xox

[LoveToStack]

You all sound like a bunch of wastemen. All mouth the lot of you. Bare jokes.

True that.

Clearly nothing is going to happen as we gathered from the last PLAN. If "people are that funny" then why are you making such a big deal out of it? If you get kicked in by 7 people then then they'll be expelled and done for assault. People don't get away with mass-beatings and I think even you deliquents should be able to put that much together.

[Hated]

True that.

Clearly nothing is going to happen as we gathered from the last PLAN. If "people are that funny" then why are you making such a big deal out of it? If you get kicked in by 7 people then then they'll be expelled and done for assault. People don't get away with mass-beatings and I think even you deliquents should be able to put that much together.
Lol what's with all these aggressive responses, what you so angry about

[Samishlol]

Wow that sounds really pathetic.

[alotest]

7 people lmao
A bunch of cowards in my opinion
Sounds like they won't do it but if they try to then tell them what they are and say they can't even go 1on1 with you.

[J0SH]

The fact you're making a thread about the whole scenario, sounds like you're getting threatened by a few wastegashs :P

[SugarBabyRach]

Similar thing happened to me a few months ago with some older lads on my street, just show you dont feel threatened or scared and they will feel stupid, and then they stop :)

[Stefy]

RIP if they do batter you today xo

[Clowgon]

"Get up, stand up: Duh Duh Duh stand up for your rights! :P

You need to Bob Marley Inspiration duuude!

[CJW93]

Did it happen?

[Decapitated]

cod swaddle

it's you that makes me laugh who even says cod swaddle?

you all sound like puffs.

[illegal]

You all sound like a bunch of wastemen. All mouth the lot of you. Bare jokes.
I agree.

You say "i wuldnt plan it i'd ust do it" "if i was 1v1 theyd shut up", so surely if they said they are going to batter you, you're trying to give off this "hard-man" approach here; Surely you'd be able to fight them, or you'd hit one of the main people making up stuff / spreading rumors / saying they want to fight you.

Also, why don't get some of your friends "involved", so if they do jump you, you've got your friends there to back you up.

[Arch]

ILL HELP YOU CONOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ILL AGS SPEC THEM!!!!!1111

[Hated]

Was in ict n i accidently kicked the switch and turned off joes pc.
Then i was like oops.
Then leanne was like ooh he got even more reason to batter you now
Then another one of the people who was saying they was gonna batter me was like ''no joe won't batter ya, danny wants to be the one that does that''
Anywaiiz they did nothing and am off today so looks like i'm going to live another day (:

[luce]

I stopped reading after you used batter for the fifth time. Anyone would think you were talking about fish and chips. At least talk properly!

[Creddos]

omg, that happened to me LOADS of times and in the end, theyre all my friends now :D - dunno how it came to be :S

[Four]

beat dem up 1 by 1

[Jord]

You all sound like a bunch of wastemen. All mouth the lot of you. Bare jokes.


Yeh lol dont you have friends that can help you fight? o.o

[Twist]

Sheep make me laugh.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2260/1777934550_56b8cbcdec.jpg
Haha, hahahahahahaha.

[Jord]

Sheep make me laugh.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2260/1777934550_56b8cbcdec.jpg
Haha, hahahahahahaha.


LOL Dredlocks LOL