View Full Version : How I will get my next gf.
Jordulti
18-12-2008, 04:02 AM
So I am CRAZY about this girl and she promised me she would make out with me.
So I am going to her house this weekend. My Plan?
1. Ask if I can talk to her alone in her bedroom.
2. Gaze at her for a minute.
3. Touch her waist.
4. Push her onto her bed.
5. Make out ravengingly.
6. Add alittle spice without our clothes.
She does like me. If anyone watches the oc... they will get this referance.
She got out of a serious relationship 5 months ago, I got out of mine 9 months ago.
We have each had our "Jimmy Cooper" and we want to be eachothers "Sandy Cohen"
iAdam
19-12-2008, 03:44 PM
Don't have game plans, just let it happen.
Immenseman
19-12-2008, 03:48 PM
take it easy and take it as it comes don't start playing it through in your head lol
Roboevil
19-12-2008, 03:53 PM
Write down a schedule for each minute and take it with you.
Jordulti
19-12-2008, 03:55 PM
Write down a schedule for each minute and take it with you.
OMG OMG OMG YOUR RIGHT I HAVE TO DO THAT OM OMG OMG TOTALLY.
The last part will take a while to finsh. OMG.
/sarcasm except the lasting long part.
camera
19-12-2008, 04:05 PM
wow, as far as i know, plans like that dnt usually work lolz.
luck tho xo
illegal
19-12-2008, 10:25 PM
Don't have game plans, just let it happen.
You should plan out what your going to do that day; for example go to her house. You don't need to into detail and plan everything out, because for all you know, her parent's won't be in and she'll be walking around her house naked. :/
Just let thing's go how they wanna' go.
PaintYourTarget
19-12-2008, 10:44 PM
Don't get her pregnant. She'll be a ***** to dump afterwards...
I love how you plan even where to touch. If i knew someone had a plan for me i'd feel really used in a way because you have one intention only
Clowgon
20-12-2008, 12:11 AM
Lets just hope you don't get done for rape. ;)
scottish
20-12-2008, 12:18 AM
show the plan to your gf aswell
"Ok we both agree slide trousers off 8:53, slide underwear off 8:53:45, get under covers 8:54" see what she says.
FlyingJesus
20-12-2008, 01:18 PM
2. Gaze at her for a minute.
3. Touch her waist.
4. Push her onto her bed.
I laughed so hard imagining this... like you've asked to talk to her in her room and you're there... you just STARE at her for a full minute saying nothing, then grab her by the hips and slam her onto the bed. She won't be at all freaked out, you have nothing to worry about.
I laughed so hard imagining this... like you've asked to talk to her in her room and you're there... you just STARE at her for a full minute saying nothing, then grab her by the hips and slam her onto the bed. She won't be at all freaked out, you have nothing to worry about.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO im still laughing at that! LOL
and nice OC quotes.
I think you should change your stratagy...
Callum.
20-12-2008, 01:33 PM
I laughed so hard imagining this... like you've asked to talk to her in her room and you're there... you just STARE at her for a full minute saying nothing, then grab her by the hips and slam her onto the bed. She won't be at all freaked out, you have nothing to worry about.
agreed, she'll be into it
Janet Snakehole
20-12-2008, 01:55 PM
you seem quite creepy..
Imnotpure
20-12-2008, 11:46 PM
If she declines option 1 you're winging it. Gl though!
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