View Full Version : Butt Hair (not a joke)
Phreedom
27-12-2008, 12:46 AM
First off, I am being completely serious.
Is there any way to shave it? Thanks.
BeanEgg
27-12-2008, 12:47 AM
With a shaver? :P
Phreedom
27-12-2008, 12:49 AM
With a shaver? :P
But(haha) how should I do that? Like electric shaver and wouldn't it just grow back longer?
Imnotpure
27-12-2008, 12:50 AM
http://p.ondero.us/dont-shave-your-butt-hair/
"As if that wasn’t enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn’t just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony."
Dontttttt shave it. the story will tell you why
clarissa !!
27-12-2008, 12:51 AM
errrm
just leave it?
or get it waxed..?!
BeanEgg
27-12-2008, 12:52 AM
But(haha) how should I do that? Like electric shaver and wouldn't it just grow back longer?
Something you'll have to live with. :p
Treat it like your face. (Whatever that's meant to mean)
Phreedom
27-12-2008, 12:55 AM
guess i wont shave it lol
Casual
27-12-2008, 12:56 AM
Style it.
LooooL! +rep def
err.. like clarissa said wax it? :S it'd be alot better than shaving it n having your arse itch like 24/7!#
OR.. pluck the hairs out LOL hope you like pain.
Kardan
27-12-2008, 12:58 AM
Hairdressers will do it for an increased fee.
I wouldn't reccomend it though.
Herman
27-12-2008, 12:59 AM
wouldn't it just grow back longer?
Nah, that's just an old myth. Hair does not grow back twice as fast if you shave it :P
Anyway, use the good ol' normal shavers? The ones that do not require electricity. Or... you could just leave your poor tiny butt hairs alone. What have they done to deserve a shaving? :(
the-crunt
27-12-2008, 01:16 AM
Haha lol...its a fact of life we all have to deal with
illegal
29-12-2008, 02:03 AM
It's something you have to live with.
http://p.ondero.us/dont-shave-your-butt-hair/
"As if that wasn’t enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn’t just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony."
Dontttttt shave it. the story will tell you why
i am actually lolling irl sean.
PaintYourTarget
29-12-2008, 11:48 PM
http://p.ondero.us/dont-shave-your-butt-hair/
"As if that wasn’t enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn’t just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony."
Dontttttt shave it. the story will tell you why
I was well gonna find that story when I read the OP. +rep for thinking too.
Just trim it down each month to like an inch long :)
just trim it
you dont want **** clinging to your ass hair.
I found a really funny artical on a guy who shaved his ass. Cant find it now though! anyway, As long as you moisturise very often, it wont ich as much, but will.
Aparently farting while having no ass hair feels like you have a lost hamster between your arsecheeks.
http://p.ondero.us/dont-shave-your-butt-hair/
"As if that wasn’t enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn’t just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony."
Dontttttt shave it. the story will tell you why
I found a really funny artical on a guy who shaved his ass. Cant find it now though! anyway, As long as you moisturise very often, it wont ich as much, but will.
Aparently farting while having no ass hair feels like you have a lost hamster between your arsecheeks.
Hmmmm?
cocaine
01-01-2009, 08:13 PM
http://p.ondero.us/dont-shave-your-butt-hair/
"As if that wasn’t enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn’t just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony."
Dontttttt shave it. the story will tell you why
i actually laughed out loud towards the end of that story
its hilarious LOL
Back sack and crack wax :D
you could just shave it all and put some toilet paper inbetween your crack
Stefy
02-01-2009, 01:30 PM
might aswell stick sandpaper up your ass
I have trouble in the jungle but it's all good ;)
Stay natural
LooooL! +rep def
err.. like clarissa said wax it? :S it'd be alot better than shaving it n having your arse itch like 24/7!#
OR.. pluck the hairs out LOL hope you like pain.
omg LOL how is he gonna see to do that
use hair removal cream
I use it on my legs but I guess you could use it on your ass.
it doesn't hurt unless you have sensative skin and it works
Stefy
03-01-2009, 12:12 PM
he might have piles
stickwitu
03-01-2009, 01:35 PM
rip it out when u get angry
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