Funny Teacher names in your School/College

[Clowgon]

We have:

Mr Boys
Mr Aliarnene
Mrs Maddams
Miss Pursegolve
Miss King
Mr Fartbun
Mr Chave
Mr Tuts
Miss homone

I think that's about it really.

[Jord]

mr thread


He stabbed a kid so he went to prison he will be out in 7 months.

[Kardan]

Miss. Willie

And that's about it.

[Skajo]

Mr Willey - first name Richard no word of a lie.
Mrs Condon
Mrs Brown - she is actually an African-American from California

[cocaine]

uhh we have mr bond and miss moneypenny

[iAdam]

We have Mr. Bean. That's about it

[drama]

Mrs Ing, but we just called her Miss Ing (missing)

ahhh the jokes that stemmed out of those lessons to piss her off..

[CJW93]

Miss Cooney

And she is actually black

[hannah-8909]

Mr clodsen
thats it i think

[Jord]

Miss Cooney

And she is actually black

Im lol'ing Irl

[Supersam]

Our headteacher insisted that she was too old to be called Miss Brooker so she asked to be reffered to as Ma'am...

Chavs just called her Mam... oh the laughs.

Apart from that there hasnt really been that many funny teachers names...

Although one teacher taught German in room G6 which in German was pronounced Gay Secks... that was also funny as he insisted on doing most the lesson in German and got asked what room this was many many times...

Oh yea and one was called Miss Swallow

[BeanEgg]

We have Mr Brown, we used to have a teacher called Mr Bean.

[no waiii]

omg you have black teachers? lol there are no forgein teachers in my/any other school i know lolol

[Kardan]

omg you have black teachers? lol there are no forgein teachers in my/any other school i know lolol

We've got one black teacher from Africa, but loads of asian teachers.

[Twist]

Mr. Cooldud.
Miss Pakoi.

[lPinoy]

mr. butters

its basically it.

[Ashhizzle]

Mr bates, Gets called master a lot :)

[Twist]

Mr bates, Gets called master a lot :)
LOL love that.

[Coheed&Cambria]

Mr Mughal (indian guy)

[Kyle!]

Mr. Hardie
Miss Boheetum

[Ashhizzle]

We've got one black teacher from Africa, but loads of asian teachers.
we got like 2 indians, the rest are from the UK :P

[Cwmbran]

Mr Steve Isaac Cox
Headteacher of my old school.

[Abbie.]

We have Mr Brown, we used to have a teacher called Mr Bean.

i have a brown teacher called mr brown!!!

and hes english

[Sunny.]

Miss Venus, gets called Miss penus alot
Mr **** - he used 2 teach design technology but left
err thts it
Used to have a Ms Skody she cudnt control anything so she left.

[Misawa]

In my primary school there was a Mrs Crabb and a Mrs Hogg.

[buttons]

MR BEAN LMAOOO

our head of german is called mr koch thts bout it tho

[Fez]

*thinks*

Mr Hill - he's bald, so we call him Hill For A Head or Hillbilly
Mr Ram - We all call him Ramtastic for some reason

[Kightly]

Mr.Fishy - LOL, i know. Some people say in are school when in his classroom i smell something fishy.

[5,5]

Theres a kid in my class and his actual name is Mister if that counts.

[e5]

Mr. *****ett
Mr. Rafique
Mr. Brown
Mrs. Arnold (She has a lisp and everything it's ******* hilarious)

I unfiltered a word, as it's a name of a teacher, so don't tell me off please!

[Andeeh]

Mr niminakrooraa - dont know how to spell it but it should be prounced nim - un - ak - er - ru - er. - normally called mr jude.

[Naruto!]

Mrs Wang

[e5]

Oh, in primary school, we had a teacher called Miss. Bullus - We called her Miss. bull**** behind her back :P

[Mathew]

Our funniest is probably one of the Maths teachers.. Mrs Higgingbottom.

The newest Humanities / MFL teacher is called Mr Kuriji, however nobody (not even the staff) know how to pronounce it.

[Southe,]

In primary had a teacher called Mrs Bogie. she made us learn french -.-

[Absently]

We have this substitute teacher called Miss Ruca, for the first year that I went to that school, I'd say half of my year thought her name was Miss Veruca.. it's the way she says it O.O

[Caution]

Our headteacher insisted that she was too old to be called Miss Brooker so she asked to be reffered to as Ma'am...

Chavs just called her Mam... oh the laughs.

Apart from that there hasnt really been that many funny teachers names...

Although one teacher taught German in room G6 which in German was pronounced Gay Secks... that was also funny as he insisted on doing most the lesson in German and got asked what room this was many many times...

Oh yea and one was called Miss Swallow
lol someone done that in my school

omg you have black teachers? lol there are no forgein teachers in my/any other school i know lololomg how are they allowed to teach?!:eusa_wall

erm i think the only one at my school is ms cant which isn't even funny. everyone in my school has normal names lol. :]

[PaulMacC]

Mr eWart

[nicool]

mr fish
mr s. shearer
miss mcnaught (p.e teacher.. lesbian.. mcnaughty)
mrs armstrong
miss moscosoco

[Captain]

Sounds like your all naming Mr Men.

[Shawnstra]

Mrs Wang

my current math teacher is Mrs Wang too! However, it's quite common as Singapore has mainly Chinese people.

It is pronounced as Wang, with the "a" as it "art", but we pronounce it as "a" as it "fan" to piss her off xD

[Heart Break Kid]

Mr bates, Gets called master a lot :)

in my old school our head master was called MR Bates
with his job being what it was everyone took the pea outta him
altho he was a really sound teacher

[Ladygaga]

Mr Gay.
Mr Chong.
Err... Mr barnyard?
Mrs Moon

[Corporal]

None at my school although there was someone who came into the shop at work called mr raper and another called bullock. Oh and Mr cheeseman

[Stability]

I don't have any teachers with funny names at my school ;(

[IceNineKills]

mr alright.

[Zak]

Craig Weightman?

lol best i could do

[Rozi]

In my old school there was Mr. B. Day
Mr. Fisher
Mr. Baldock, or bald duck.

[Herman]

Can't say I know many teachers with funny names. All my teachers are Asian, and Asian names you consider funny over there are actually normal and common here.

Madam Norul (No-rules)
Miss Mahtani (My awesome geography teacher. We call her Martini, for cocktail, for some reason.)

[Kieeran]

Mr NanDamWah

[Crimson]

Mr Jolly.

Not really funny, but no one else has a funny name...

[sock]

Mr Kaczmarzyck

is probs the only slightest wierdest one apart from the foreign ones like Miss Psaila

[camera]

mrs quek. pronounced like Quack

[Blinger1]

Ms Uran.. when we first heard it, we thought it was urine :rolleyes:

[RedStratocas]

in my middle school there was an english teacher named mrs. english

and in high school there was a culinary teacher named chef kaik (pronounced "cake").

[LoveToStack]

I used to have a Latin teacher called Mr Vile. He had major dandruff so the name was fitting.

inb4 haha @ latin.

[Slowpoke]

Mr Hartshorne (people say "hearts horny").
Miss Boussafa-Khalifa (I won't even attempt to tell you the amount of stuff people have said about this).
Mrs Rice (she wears a wig too)!
Mr Leak (everyone calls him vegetable).
Miss Fitzpatrick (everyone calls her "MC Fitzy P")...

[Supersam]

Theres a kid in my class and his actual name is Mister if that counts.

If that does count... I see you 'Mister' and raise you 'Tudor'.... yes as in the Tudors.... but as his first name....

He also dresses like he is from the 40s.... carries leather driving gloves even though he cant drive and an umbrella even though its not raining...

[ecstasy]

Miss Crabbs
Mrs Sir

[Technologic]

Barbara Bottoms is one teacher in my school