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Immenseman
25-02-2009, 02:40 PM
You've got to ask yourself what kind of parents name their child Doug Hole. They either have a very wicked sense of humour or they didn't really think it through properly. Either way, they're not alone; a study has revealed the most unfortunate names in the UK and joining Doug Hole on the list are Justin Case, Hazel Nutt and Stan Still.
The list of names was uncovered by researchers from parenting group TheBabyWebsite.com after trawling through telephone records.
Retired RAF airman Stan Still, 76, from Gloucestershire, has said his name has been a "blooming millstone around my neck my entire life.
"When I was in the RAF my commanding officer used to shout ‘Stan Still, get a move on' and roll about laughing," he said.
"It got hugely boring after a while."
Mr Hole of Penrith, Cumbria, did not want to comment on his name. "I don't want to be involved just because I have an unusual name," he said.
However Rose Bush from Coventry said: "I love my name. I always get comments about it but they are always very positive."
A spokesperson for TheBabyWebsite said: "Parents need to think carefully when choosing names for their children.
"Their name will be with them for life and what may be quirky and fun for a toddler might be regretted terribly when that person becomes older or even a grandparent perhaps."
Here's the full list of unfortunate names from the UK: Stan Still, Helen Back, Doug Hole, Terry Bull, Tim Burr, Rose Bush, Pearl Button, Will Power, Barry Cade, Mary Christmas, Chris Cross, Teresa Green, Ray Gunn, Jo King, Sonny Day, Justin Case, Lee King and Max Power.
A similar search in the US found these: Bill Board, Anna Prentice, Annette Curtain and my personal favourite Carrie Oakey.

Naruto!
25-02-2009, 05:40 PM
LOL, most of them made me LOL :D

efq
25-02-2009, 05:53 PM
Yeah I saw these a few hours ago, they are funny yeah.

Jordy
25-02-2009, 06:29 PM
And this is news how? Just because it's been posted on the BBC doesn't mean it's automatically news...

Ras
25-02-2009, 10:42 PM
And this is news how? Just because it's been posted on the BBC doesn't mean it's automatically news...
Why does it has to be so much by the rules?..

Anyway thats hilarious.. I remember seeing the man show and people had sexual names.. was hilarious.. I just googled a bit and found one of the names: Jack Hoff.

flatface
25-02-2009, 11:09 PM
I seen these somewhere, lol :)

Juch
25-02-2009, 11:10 PM
lol@ Mary Christmas & Bill Board

Favourtism
26-02-2009, 01:30 AM
LOLIRL at Jack Hoff and Bill Board. luv it.

Virgin Mary
26-02-2009, 02:31 AM
http://www.facebook.com/people/Anita-Bangher/797015454
someone had it written on their work today

Jord
26-02-2009, 07:45 AM
lol nice find =]

Immenseman
26-02-2009, 07:47 AM
And this is news how? Just because it's been posted on the BBC doesn't mean it's automatically news...
You're going to have to shoot me for believing that a report under news shouldn't be posted in the news forum. Alternatively, you could report the thread or just pipe down and not get so evidently hyped on a Habbo related forum. Funnily enough, it wasn't even from the BBC, I'm blushing for you.

le harry
26-02-2009, 11:24 AM
Carrie Oakey.. hah

buttons
26-02-2009, 01:30 PM
HELEN BACK LOL
don't get doug hole or ray gunn tho, not sure if they sound like anything else??

leah
26-02-2009, 01:46 PM
STAN STILL LMAO
unluckyyy

Ras
26-02-2009, 03:24 PM
lol i googled funny names and list came:
Anna Recksiek
Estelle Hertz
Gae Hooker
Jed Dye
Lou Zar
Mike Sweeney

is just a few

Jonster
26-02-2009, 10:47 PM
HELEN BACK LOL
don't get doug hole or ray gunn tho, not sure if they sound like anything else??

Doug hole I assume means 'Dug hole' - as in I dug a hole.
Ray Gunn I assume means 'Ray Gun' - an energy gun (typically found in science fiction.)

Meh, those two are the least rated in terms of how funny they are.

Helen Back and Mary Christmas made me lul. Although, who has the surname 'Christmas'?


Christmas is a relatively rare surname (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surname), which is sometimes said to have been a byname (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byname) given to a person born at Christmas. However, others dispute this interpretation. [1] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_%28surname%29#cite_note-0) The byname was spelled "Cristemass" in 1185 and 1191, and "Cristesmesse" in 1308.[2] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_%28surname%29#cite_note-RW-1) The name is principally found in Essex (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Essex) and Sussex (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sussex) counties in England (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/England).

Kipp
26-02-2009, 11:19 PM
Lol, these names are funny.

Jonster
28-02-2009, 12:01 PM
Whilst listening to the radio, this topic suddenly sprung up. A few had sent in texts, and this one cracked me up... Annette Curtain.

Four
01-03-2009, 06:00 PM
Wheres Wayne King?

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