concretespoon
28-02-2009, 05:41 PM
I might get attacked by fangirls for this, but has anyone else caught on to how poorly written these books are? Stephanie Meyer really has no style in there at all, and her descriptions are terrible. Throughout the whole first book she used "perfect" to desribe Edward everytime Bella saw him. That or "cold marble skin". Everytime. Her editor should be ashamed.
I think the worst part of the books though is the obsession that goes along with it. Girls actually telling their boyfriends to be more like Edward Cullen, or even breaking up with them when they're not. It's kinda depressing, really. I know one girl who made a facebook account for Edward Cullen so she could put them as in a relationship and go onto Edward's account and leave herself sappy love messages. I couldn't make this up, I promise.
Anyways, I've compiled a little list of the wonderful moral teaching of Twilight for your viewing pleasure. I added in some from other websites, and others are my own.
10 Messages gained from reading the Twilight series:
1. It's ok to dart back and fourth between two guys: Neither will be angry or like you any less. They'll just fight that much harder for you.
2. It doesn't matter how nice and sensible boys at school are, if they're not a vampire or werewolf who makes you insta-cream, then they're just not good enough. For no real reason. They just aren't.
3. You should give up all your goals in life (and your life itself) for a boy who watches you sleep at night and is really, really good at things.
4. Renesmee Carlie Cullen is a good thing to name your child.
5. Controlling relationships are dandy if the guy is really hot.
6. Girls who cannot function without being saved get all the guys.
7. Women belong in the kitchen... because cooking is all that Bella can do.
8. Going catatonic for months is a reasonable way to handle your boyfriend breaking up with you and if you do it long enough, he will come back. You just have to wait until being without you is so unbearable, he almost commits death by public sparkling.
9. Making boys save you from all your problems is the right path to becoming a good and independent individual.
10. If a guy forcefully makes out with you (for about 6 pages, I might add) it's not sexual harassment - It's love.
I think the worst part of the books though is the obsession that goes along with it. Girls actually telling their boyfriends to be more like Edward Cullen, or even breaking up with them when they're not. It's kinda depressing, really. I know one girl who made a facebook account for Edward Cullen so she could put them as in a relationship and go onto Edward's account and leave herself sappy love messages. I couldn't make this up, I promise.
Anyways, I've compiled a little list of the wonderful moral teaching of Twilight for your viewing pleasure. I added in some from other websites, and others are my own.
10 Messages gained from reading the Twilight series:
1. It's ok to dart back and fourth between two guys: Neither will be angry or like you any less. They'll just fight that much harder for you.
2. It doesn't matter how nice and sensible boys at school are, if they're not a vampire or werewolf who makes you insta-cream, then they're just not good enough. For no real reason. They just aren't.
3. You should give up all your goals in life (and your life itself) for a boy who watches you sleep at night and is really, really good at things.
4. Renesmee Carlie Cullen is a good thing to name your child.
5. Controlling relationships are dandy if the guy is really hot.
6. Girls who cannot function without being saved get all the guys.
7. Women belong in the kitchen... because cooking is all that Bella can do.
8. Going catatonic for months is a reasonable way to handle your boyfriend breaking up with you and if you do it long enough, he will come back. You just have to wait until being without you is so unbearable, he almost commits death by public sparkling.
9. Making boys save you from all your problems is the right path to becoming a good and independent individual.
10. If a guy forcefully makes out with you (for about 6 pages, I might add) it's not sexual harassment - It's love.