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jameslarden
01-03-2009, 01:54 PM
My Weird Biology Teacher Believed In The Flying Spaghetti Monster Theory - What Is It??? Post Research Here!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/19/FSM_Logo_on_bumper.JPG/250px-FSM_Logo_on_bumper.JPG (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:FSM_Logo_on_bumper.JPG)
People who believe in it have this on the back of their cars!

Technologic
01-03-2009, 01:56 PM
It was thought up when the state of kansas decided to teach creationism alongside evolution but they didn't specify which god they had to teach about so some guy made it up to prove his point and it's sort of bloomed form there. I ordered the gospel of the fsm yesterday lol

Immenseman
01-03-2009, 01:58 PM
lol i wouldnt be able to take it serious

FlyingJesus
01-03-2009, 02:05 PM
http://www.venganza.org/

Basically it's for nerds and SUPERCOOL ATHEISTS who want to show just how *+*_HiLaRiOuS*+&+ religion is by making a fake one based on pirates, noodles and other things that 13 year olds find fun

Virgin Mary
01-03-2009, 02:07 PM
It's for the freaks who moan about religion constantly and won't just shut up and be grateful for their christmas presents and easter eggs =l

Crimson
01-03-2009, 02:20 PM
http://www.venganza.org/

Basically it's for nerds and SUPERCOOL ATHEISTS who want to show just how *+*_HiLaRiOuS*+&+ religion is by making a fake one based on pirates, noodles and other things that 13 year olds find fun

AMAZING. How do I join?

FlyingJesus
01-03-2009, 02:23 PM
By having no friends

Jord
01-03-2009, 02:53 PM
LOL I wouldnt be able to speak I would be lol'ing so much

Crimson
01-03-2009, 04:30 PM
Clearly true.

http://www.venganza.org/category/evidence/

And the story.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2eHOxHi0LY&feature=related

*nods*

Skajo
01-03-2009, 04:50 PM
Well, in Australia they have the equivalent of the census and in 2001 (I think. I don't know the exact year) there was a huge nationwide practical joke where many citizens put down "Pastafarian" as their religion - a religion in which worships the flying spaghetti monster.

That's about all I know. I remember it well.

concretespoon
01-03-2009, 05:25 PM
http://www.venganza.org/

Basically it's for nerds and SUPERCOOL ATHEISTS who want to show just how *+*_HiLaRiOuS*+&+ religion is by making a fake one based on pirates, noodles and other things that 13 year olds find fun

That's not the point at all. It wasn't to show how "*+*_HiLaRiOuS*+&+" religion is, but rather to prove a point that we have to teach kids things that can be proved as opposed to just believed. The main issue supposely was that the theory of intelligent design used ambiguous references to an unspecified "Intelligent Designer" to avoid court rulings against using creationism as a science, but in doing so, that left the role of "Intelligent Designer" open to anything, and thats where the joke comes from. It even has supporting evidence which makes sense, but is completely ridiculous.

Crimson
01-03-2009, 05:30 PM
That's not the point at all. It wasn't to show how "*+*_HiLaRiOuS*+&+" religion is, but rather to prove a point that we have to teach kids things that can be proved as opposed to just believed. The main issue supposely was that the theory of intelligent design used ambiguous references to an unspecified "Intelligent Designer" to avoid court rulings against using creationism as a science, but in doing so, that left the role of "Intelligent Designer" open to anything, and thats where the joke comes from. It even has supporting evidence which makes sense, but is completely ridiculous.

It's not a joke. Clearly.

Technologic
03-03-2009, 05:23 PM
ehe. my book came, it's rather funny actually



Disclaimer about Midgets
Our religion does not wish to discriminate or cause hurt feelings among any group-and this is especially true of the very short, who, if provoked, could easily appear out of nowhere and attack. As a solution, we offer the following:
To prevent angering the little people community, we suggest this book be placed on the very highest shelf possible.

ecstasy
03-03-2009, 05:49 PM
ehe. my book came, it's rather funny actually


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you bought a book on it? :S

Technologic
03-03-2009, 06:01 PM
you bought a book on it? :S

ye, 'The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster'

Crimson
03-03-2009, 07:13 PM
ye, 'The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster'

GIEF GIEF GIEF

Pyroka
03-03-2009, 07:16 PM
HE IS YOUR GOD.

Agnostic Bear
03-03-2009, 07:18 PM
Don't discuss his noodly appendages on this forum.

Crimson
03-03-2009, 07:30 PM
HE IS YOUR GOD.

Yes he is.

Technologic
03-03-2009, 07:46 PM
http://www.tehupload.com/uploads/6470a00150fcf51fsm.JPG


check it

Crimson
04-03-2009, 03:58 PM
your school diaries are the same as ours at my school. :D

ecstasy
04-03-2009, 07:11 PM
ye, 'The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster'

sounds fun

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