Corrupt a Wish

[Accipiter]

he doesn't get punched in the face, but she torches his cardboard box with him in it.

i wish the freaks in your sig would not scream down a bullet hole in his head.

[ItsDave]

Granted, they're not screaming, but having violent spasms.

I wishI didn't have this cough.

[Accipiter]

granted, the cough puts you in a coffin. its now gone. but your always coffin now ;D.

i wish voiceover. was filtered on the forum.

[ItsDave]

granted, the cough puts you in a coffin. its now gone. but your always coffin now ;D.

Hang on, what? How :(

Granted, voiceover.'s filtered on a forum, anyone caught saying it is now a rebel.

[badboymatthe]

You Accidently Said It And Is Now A Rebel

I Wish I Had a £5000 Note If There Was One:D

[ItsDave]

Granted, but because you're the only one with it, it gets robbed.

I wish I didn't have this very painful olsa in my mouth :(

[AndyDude312]

Granted, but it becomes mouth cancer and you die slowly.

I wish my bum was connected to my iPod, so that when I farted, rather than fart sounds, it played my favourite songs!

[Martin]

Granted, but you accidently did a bit more than a fart, and it was solid! :( unfortunatly it broke your ipod.


I wish that it would snow.

[Alex3213]

Granted but then the snow becomes permanent all over your house!

I wish Bolt660 passes his Forum Moderator trial

[ItsDave]

Granted, but then he gets fired for posting innapropriate images of himself in the staff forum.

I wish I didn't have to cook dinner.

[AndyDude312]

Granted, but no-one else cooks it for you so you starve.

I wish I could find my phone.

[ItsDave]

Granted, it gets shown as Evidence A on Crimewatch.

I wish games came out earlier >.<

[AndyDude312]

Granted, but as a result they are rubbish and you get an overwhelming sense that you've just wasted loads of money.

I wish I was popular with the ladies.

[ItsDave]

Granted, you're very good friends with all the lesbians in your town, whey to go.

I wish they made one last Only Fools & Horses episode.

[Laggings]

Granted, but it's a 2-part.

I wish I was more active on this forum subsection.

[ItsDave]

Granted, but you slowly deteriorate as you always post on this forum and you never leave your computer screen.

I wish I had the power to give people tails, that would be funny.

[Laggings]

Granted, but they're on the wrong side :O! (If you understand that LOL)

I wish I was Competitions Staff.

[ItsDave]

Granted, but you get fired for posting inapropriate images of me?! :O

I wish I had more ready made bacon sandwiches