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marriott0.01
14-03-2009, 10:10 PM
YES, Apple's lovely iPod touch has burned through this guys trousers, underwear, then his balls ;)


The mother of a kid living in Cincinnati, Ohio is suing Apple and 10 unnamed retail employees from the Apple Store in Kenwood over an iPod touch that allegedly exploded in the child's pocket. According to the complaint filed yesterday in the Southern District of Ohio, the plaintiff had the "iTouch" (as the lawsuit refers to it) in his pocket during school when the unfortunate accident happened, resulting in hospital bills and other monetary losses thanks to the disintegration of the iPod touch and, well, the kid's clothes.

As the story goes, the iPod touch was sitting in the "off" position when it unexpectedly popped and caused the kid to feel a burning sensation. At that time, he stood up and noticed that his pants were, in fact, on fire. "Plaintiff A.V. immediately ran to the bathroom and took off his burning pants with the assistance of a friend," reads the complaint. "On said date and at said time, the Apple iTouch had burned through Plaintiff A.V.'s pants pocket and melted through his nylon/spandex underwear, burning his leg."

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Upon learning these facts, much of the staff here at Ars took an inordinate amount of time out of our busy day to discuss whether this was a reasonable possibility. The lowest melting point of nylon is approximately 374 degrees Fahrenheit—a temperature that an iPod touch could not reasonably reach without you noticing beforehand (that's hotter than the temperature it takes to fry an egg, by the way). However, because the lawsuit claims there was fire involved, all bets have to be off. Fire is most definitely hot enough to melt nylon, and if there was an explosion to cause the "pop," then there may not have been a way for the kid to notice the heat beforehand.

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The plaintiff went directly to the doctor, where he was declared to have received second degree burns to his leg. "He continues to suffer from both physical and mental conditions which will cause him to suffer pain, mental distress, emotional distress, and otherwise for the rest of his life," reads the lawsuit. The plaintiff's mother says that the family was not warned in advance of the potential risk that the "iTouch" would cause serious bodily injury, and Apple's 10 retail employees had a duty to not only test for this, but also warn customers.

As a result, Apple and the retail employees are accused of gross negligence and recklessness, as they supposedly conducted themselves maliciously and fraudulently when selling the iTouch. The mother asking for compensatory damages of more than $75,000 plus punitive damages of more than $75,000 and attorney fees.

We just hope that Apple's insurance includes something about underwear meltage

http://arstechnica.com/apple/news/2009/03/ipod-touch-not-lies-sets-kids-pants-on-fire-parents-sue.ars

iAdam
14-03-2009, 10:16 PM
What is the world coming to?

How were they meant to know this was going to happen?

Recursion
14-03-2009, 10:18 PM
Not quite his balls... his leg...

Robbie
14-03-2009, 10:19 PM
Lol, iTouch. What is this they speak of.

Myth
14-03-2009, 10:25 PM
Wow this might bring there sales down.

marriott0.01
14-03-2009, 10:25 PM
Not quite his balls... his leg...
And part of his balls, according to engadget ;)

jackass
14-03-2009, 10:41 PM
What is the world coming to?

How were they meant to know this was going to happen?

Well if a company makes a product, then they need to make sure that these things don't and won't happen? :S

Hitman
14-03-2009, 10:50 PM
Well if a company makes a product, then they need to make sure that these things don't and won't happen? :S
Yeah but Jack, this seems to be an isolated incident. You don't see loads of iPod Touches "exploding". It could be 1 in 1,000,000 or more... it's just unfortunate.

marriott0.01
14-03-2009, 10:52 PM
Yeah but Jack, this seems to be an isolated incident. You don't see loads of iPod Touches "exploding". It could be 1 in 1,000,000 or more... it's just unfortunate.
Wouldn't it be funny if they had synced everyone's iPod's to explode at intervals :O

Apple controls the world by fear :@

Hitman
14-03-2009, 10:59 PM
Wouldn't it be funny if they had synced everyone's iPod's to explode at intervals :O

Apple controls the world by fear :@Hmm... it'd also be very stupid of Apple. Nobody would buy their products and Steve Jobs would be wanted for murder! :P

marriott0.01
14-03-2009, 11:01 PM
The president of the USA has an iPod so they can threaten to blow his up if they didn't comply with their rules!

VistaBoy
14-03-2009, 11:45 PM
OKay well how can apple get into **** for something that they did not know was going to happen. also as far i as i know its the only one thats done it so the kid must of done something to make it catch fire??

Well if they can sue apple for that i better sue windows for making an OS they gives me eye sors as it looks so **** LOL.

HotelUser
15-03-2009, 12:42 AM
I better not get an iPod then. I don't want to die if it exploded:O.

marriott0.01
15-03-2009, 12:48 AM
I better not get an iPod then. I don't want to die if it exploded:O.
You wouldn't be able to have Jen's babies as you would become sterile.

Pyroka
15-03-2009, 12:49 AM
GOODNESS GRACIOUS GREAT PANTS OF FIRE.

GommeInc
15-03-2009, 01:59 AM
God, you could sue for any reason in America these days :S Mental distress for the rest of his life? The "kid" would forget about it in about 10 years times, unless he is completely messed up in the head, generally. He'll remember that a product from Apple caused harm, but won't cry about it the second the very thought enters his head. That's like me sueing Ford because someone ran over my foot. "Oh the pain, I shall have such stress for years! Give me sympathy and more of a chance of winning this law suit with over-exaggerations!" So stupid :/, Urghhh, someone shoot the kid.

marriott0.01
15-03-2009, 02:03 AM
I'm gonna sue you for threatening or conspiring to shoot this kid.

GommeInc
15-03-2009, 02:06 AM
I'm gonna sue you for threatening or conspiring to shoot this kid.
And I'll sue you for claiming I'd shoot the kid with intent of killing it, rather, I plan to put him out of his misery. And your honour, I was thinking about shooting him with a feather gun, causing nothing but pleasantly fluffy painless fun :D *that'll warm their tiny brains*

This has made me in a bad mood now, gah!

marriott0.01
15-03-2009, 02:09 AM
*hugs to cheer up*

Don't worry the kid won't ever get passed the Apple PR and Legal Team. Steve could just stand up in court, show off a new product, and the judge would just fall in love with it and drop the charges.

Verrou
19-03-2009, 05:21 AM
They're made in China, you'd expect at least 1 to be faulty...

Recursion
19-03-2009, 07:38 AM
*hugs to cheer up*

Don't worry the kid won't ever get passed the Apple PR and Legal Team. Steve could just stand up in court, show off a new product, and the judge would just fall in love with it and drop the charges.

troll.

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