SHOCKED TBH!

[Javascrypt]

Okay, so my gf bought me a rather odd item today.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/112/274263894_4ce8803078_m.jpg
She wont tell me what it is or what it does.
I plugged it in and it started vibrating.
There is no where i can put it but my anus. What can i do?

[buttons]

use it on her

[Javascrypt]

i cant put one finger in. nevermind that.

[Pyroka]

VIBRATING BACK SCRATCHER?

YOU LUCKY DOG.

[Jord]

She is hinting to use it on her

[Kipp]

She probably wants you to use it on her.

[BobX]

ask your mum what to do in times like these

[Richie]

stick it in your ear only joking its realy for cleaning your nose

[Myth]

Lol yeah she wants you to use It on her. :o

[Cwmbran]

Basically your not doing your job correctly.

[leah]

VIBRATING BACK SCRATCHER?

YOU LUCKY DOG.
yeh thats what it is
why so dirty minded :S

[Nli.]

i cant put one finger in. nevermind that.
how fat are your fingers?

[lissilo]

It's a nose picker, and it also allows you to eat it at the same time lmao.

[MrGazet]

how fat are your fingers?

LOL at above

[Bun]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Cysne]

Stick it in your bum like she wants. Do it, dooo iittt

[Demi]

Well you could either;

1 - Use it on her.
2 - Chop your man off because you aren't doing your job correctly.
3 - Dump her.

Seriously,

4 - Just ignore that and play with it with her. ;)!

[Nick.]

it will obviously pleasure her clitoris whilst pleasuring the lower area too. LOL

[e5]

two girls in 1.

they gotta be skinny tho

[Four]

why does it have a usb plug :S

[Cysne]

why does it have a usb plug :S

So you can use it while on webcam, oh boy you have so much to learn. :)

[SpicyChippy]

Its probley a vibrator she wants to have fun time with it to get used to sex PSML

[Blob]

Take it to her house, be like "Look what i got" and she will be like "oh wicked your gunna use it" then stick it up her nose and go "yeah, its to pick your nose!"


ahh im crap at jokes.

[Soy]

it will obviously pleasure her clitoris whilst pleasuring the lower area too. LOL
yeah
......

[chantellehugs]

Take it to her house, be like "Look what i got" and she will be like "oh wicked your gunna use it" then stick it up her nose and go "yeah, its to pick your nose!"


ahh im crap at jokes.
Rofl
Imagine that!

[J0SH]

how fat are your fingers?

Maybe she's just really tight and him having "fat fingers" isn't the case.

[help23]

when you say 'shocked' errr does that mean you've put it somewhere and a wire has come loose?????

[Wouter]

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[Hushie]

Omenu you're all rule breakers.


please refrain from posting anything of a sexual or vulgar nature.

But yeah, it's back scratcher for use at a computer i think.

[Glasses]

It's a better sensations for females whilst ************. They use a USB plug because they can use it at the computer whilst watching pornography.

[Marucho]

L
M
A
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ohgod

[Samishlol]

Dirty minded gits. It's a back stratcher i'm guessing as it's got a usb plug