Top 50 worst chat up lines (or best if you know how to use them ;) )

[help23]

I've made a list of the top 50 worst chat up lines tried and tested for my blog lol You can check them out here! (working now) (http://www.jack.neat.name)
(http://www.habboxforum.com/jack.neat.name)
tell me what you think

[Fez]

"I have skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the human rainbow"

A better idea is to pour skittles into your underwear.

Also, I lol'd

[chantellehugs]

I love some of them, like,
19. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
(That's a real good one.)
17. Is your dad a thief? because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
(That one is sweet.)
8. Can I have your library card? Because I wanna check you out.
5. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
22. if women were flowers you'd be the one I'd pick

I'd seriously lol if anyone tried them on me in real life.

[buttons]

"Hey, i remember seeing your picture in the dictionary for the definition of 'beautiful'"

that one was made for me

& wth is this?
13. Your hands are soft like a catfish's belly!

[kk.]

i like a maths one ;)

'Ill be your tangent to your differentiated curves'

i like the one above haha

[Absently]

49. I’ve heard that sugar dissolves in water so don’t go out when it’s raining, I don’t want to lose you'

50. 'If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn't cry for fear of losing you.'"

i love them two [:

[FlyingJesus]

41. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Me irl

[Jord]

41. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Me irl


I lol'd :P


"Heres 50p phone your mum tell her your not coming home tonight"

[joshuar]

"Heres 50p phone your mum tell her your not coming home tonight"

Best one, hands down!

[help23]

'Ill be your tangent to your differentiated curves'

Lol thst is classic :D

[brandon]

i like a maths one ;)

'Ill be your tangent to your differentiated curves'

i like the one above haha
Nice one like it.

[Toughened]

"If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put 'U' and 'I' together"

"Are you a parking ticket because you have 'FINE' written all over you"

They're my favourite two.

[Dinosaurawrr]

22. if women were flowers you'd be the one I'd pick

thats so sweet lol ;p

[Abbie.]

this was used on me today LOL

nice tshirt... would look better on my floor ;)



ughh

[kk.]

oh thats hot

[,Lexiilu]

LOLOLOOL. I love these.

[Ladygaga]

Alright sweetheart where you been all my life ;)

thats a good'un :P

[e5]

i liked the last one lmao

[[DC]eption]

get yer coat uve pulled ;)

[Blinger1]

Life is like a puzzle, and you're the missing piece.

what a lame one.. :O

[Richie]

You dont sweat much for a fat bird.

[help23]

lol thats quite funny

[IceNineKills]

eption;5710582']get yer coat uve pulled ;)

ive had that one used on me before but the girl was a complete *****rrr

[help23]

shudder i can just imagine how awkward that is!

[Jordan:A]

"Nice legs, when do they open"
"What time does the fish market open"
Lame i know x)

[help23]

hmmmm lol

[brandon]

"Nice legs, when do they open"
"What time does the fish market open"
Lame i know x)
gross..

[Laggings]

"Nice legs, when do they open"
"What time does the fish market open"
Lame i know x)

Lame? No. Sick and disturbing? Possible. Childish? Totally.

[Japan]

"If you were a tear, I would cry for fear of losing you"
Aaaw =)
Some of those are just weird though..
"It's your lucky day - my girlfriend dumped me last night, so I'm back on the singles market"
Surely thats something you Wouldn't mention to a girl you were chatting up?

[Abbie.]

if i told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me ;)


hahaha omg i so want to try that one out

[J0SH]

Ring your parents you aren't coming home tonight.

[help23]

lol classic line although isn't it like "heres 40p go ring your parents and tell them your not coming home tonight"? still classic tho

[no waiii]

i have the entire dictionary tatooed on my penis, why dont you come over here and ill put some words in your mouth

[help23]

funny stuff

[Blinger1]

i have the entire dictionary tatooed on my penis, why dont you come over here and ill put some words in your mouth
That'd be one HUGE penis..

[Toughened]

if i told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me ;)


hahaha omg i so want to try that one out
I love the double meaning of that one :')

[The Don]

I may be no fred flintstone but ill sure make your bedrock.

[help23]

That'd be one HUGE penis..
hmmmmmmm .... lol

[9y]

Best one, hands down!



Agreed. Iv used like 3 of these. Sadly they all failed!

[iDenning]

I lol'd :P


"Heres 50p phone your mum tell her your not coming home tonight"
You gona rhape her or something? :S

EDIT;
Heres mine:
You: Ever been to the moon before?
Her: No
You: Sit on my rocket and ill take you ;)

'Can i have your number ive lost mine?'

[Berch]

"Guy: What's the difference between dinner and sex?"
"Girl: Don't know"
"Guy: Great. Lets go have dinner"

I know it's bad.
Can't remember where I heard it but made me laugh.

[Sian,]

I love some of them, like,
19. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.



I had someone tell me that before. :)

[Blinger1]

"Guy: What's the difference between dinner and sex?"
"Girl: Don't know"
"Guy: Great. Lets go have dinner"

I know it's bad.
Can't remember where I heard it but made me laugh.
Hahaha! That reminds me of a joke.

A lady comes home from work one day to find her husbands **** in the microwave, when she asks what he is doing he replies "warming up your dinner"..

[Barkseh]

is your second name jacobs?

no why?

coz ur a right cracker..

[Sxejess]

is your second name jacobs?

no why?

coz ur a right cracker..

That made me lmao just because to me it makes no sence :p

I had someone say to me ages ago:

"I've find the angel Gods looking for"

I thought what are you trying to do lol that line just didn't work for me :p

[TinyFroggy]

What a nice blog!!! 5 stars ;)

[Barkseh]

cracker = good looking.. it's what the old men call good looking lasses round here in the pubs haha.


That made me lmao just because to me it makes no sence :p

I had someone say to me ages ago:

"I've find the angel Gods looking for"

I thought what are you trying to do lol that line just didn't work for me :p

[Sxejess]

cracker = good looking.. it's what the old men call good looking lasses round here in the pubs haha.

Ohhh :p wow now it makes sence and its funny :p

[CANNIBALEX]

"I don't wipe"

[GrandTheftAudio]

"I don't wipe"

:neutral::neutral::neutral::neutral::neutral::neut ral::neutral::neutral::neutral::neutral::neutral:: neutral:


Chat-up lines have a 90% chance of failure. Just forget them and use your real charm. ;)

[LoveToStack]

How much does a polar bear weigh? I don't know. Me neither but it's enough to break the ice.

[crazed]

How much does a polar bear weigh? I don't know. Me neither but it's enough to break the ice.

Wow... Is that the one you use?

[Arch]

How much does a polar bear weigh? I don't know. Me neither but it's enough to break the ice.

Lmao did you see that a commerical?

[help23]

lol the polar bear chat up line is legendary if you just want her to sigh , turn around and then walk away.