Top 20 Break Up Lines and Top 10 Wierdest Conversation Starters [Archive]

help23

31-03-2009, 04:29 PM

I've made a list of the top 20 break up lines and the top 10 wierdest conversation starters for my blog. check them out and tell me what you think!

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iAdam

31-03-2009, 04:37 PM

Lol at 14. Now that Half Life 2 is out, I need to refocus my priorities.

Gonna use that for nov' 09 ;)

paul4wolves

31-03-2009, 05:56 PM

No, seriously, I thought you were a man the whole time we were dating.
Remember when I asked you out?? Well.... I was talking to the g behind you!

LMAOO

Melsia

31-03-2009, 06:57 PM

No, seriously, I thought you were a man the whole time we were dating.That's my favourite, lol ;D

Dinosaurawrr

31-03-2009, 07:00 PM

lmaoooo omg there gd :P

Laggings

31-03-2009, 08:13 PM

that's amazingly funny lol!

Nemo

31-03-2009, 08:35 PM

I'd like a true beauty so I don't have to spend so much time photoshopping your ugly face out of our photos.

l-o-l. Love it.

buttons

31-03-2009, 08:38 PM

You are like a sister/brother to me. :@:@:@:@

blanky12!

31-03-2009, 08:38 PM

My dog is having puppies and I need to take a year off in order to train them to attack your picture

Best one ever!

help23

31-03-2009, 08:48 PM

You are like a sister/brother to me. :@:@:@:@
On a serious note that always works for me!

buttons

31-03-2009, 08:48 PM

yes maybe but it makes the girl feel crap!!!!

help23

31-03-2009, 09:01 PM

are you serious? I didnt know that although I dont use it when I have been going out with the girl for some time. I only use it if I find that a girl I dont like is getting the wrong idea.

buttons

31-03-2009, 09:11 PM

pft you're going wrong way bout it!! it just makes them feel like a kid seriously, i've had it said before and i was like WHAT

FlyingJesus

01-04-2009, 11:03 AM

Telling a girl you think they're like a sister as a way of breaking up is pretty skank if you've been banging n ting init

Toughened

01-04-2009, 04:38 PM

"You mean more to me than life itself - but I'm suicidal."

Lovely.

help23

01-04-2009, 05:40 PM

Lol telling a girl they are like your sister is good if you aren't going out with them but if they are becoming clingy :P

Caution

01-04-2009, 05:57 PM

Aww I could have had some fun if I'd seen them before last night. I used number 10.

Jord

01-04-2009, 06:42 PM

You are like a sister/brother to me. :@:@:@:@

Oh god LOL

help23

02-04-2009, 04:34 PM

I still think thats perfectl acceptable :P

Japan

02-04-2009, 10:07 PM

LOL I don't think anyone would use those in real life situations, apart from maybe "We need to talk" and "It's not your fault, its me".

buttons

02-04-2009, 10:11 PM

i don't get why girls don't like the "it's not you, it's me" :S it sounds like a **** excuse but why do people get worked up over it?

Abbie.

03-04-2009, 01:07 PM

i don't get why girls don't like the "it's not you, it's me" :S it sounds like a **** excuse but why do people get worked up over it?

ive been told this before

its not u its me

its the worse way to dump someone ever, specially when theyre seeing someone behind your back, so yea IT IS YOU LYING ****

lol sorry............

J0SH

03-04-2009, 01:10 PM

It's not you it's me.

LOL.

Describe

03-04-2009, 05:58 PM

I'm sorry. It's just I feel I can do better.

Yes, that's the one!

FlyingJesus

03-04-2009, 06:08 PM

I tend to use "just ain't happening soz" then don't talk to them for 4/5 months and after that we're mates again all good