lets talk to strangers.

[IceNineKills]

www.omegle.com (http://www.omegle.com)

it's just a website based on IMing with strangers..it is quite fun to piss people off with but does get boring.

[N!ck]

Lol, someone just called me a "*penis* sucker" and I replied with "shh, don't tell everyone" and they promptly disconnected :(.

[buttons]

muchobene is aceeeeee if you've ever had that, we used to use that n got well good responses.

You: u're now female

You: how u feel bout that?

Stranger: i feel like nothing has changed

You: a female with a ****.

Stranger: ew

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:/

[clarissa !!]

this is strange

[Laggings]

it's not just strange, it's amazing.

EDIT: omg its so fun annoying people :D I was just playing around :P

You: HI!

Stranger: oh hello

You: r u a male?

Stranger: yes'm

Stranger: r u?

You: omg rly

You: im gay

You: and i like butt***

You: want to have som?

Stranger: i only butt*** with people who can spell

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Filtered for little kiddies.

[N!ck]

Weird :S.

You: hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: whats up?
You: 53/male/usa looking for 14/female/anywhere, do you fit the bill?
Stranger: well im 15/female
Stranger: i dono if thats too old for u
You: a little
Stranger: my 15 year old love zone has seen too much action
You: i should hope so too!
Stranger: i pretty much love getting railed on by black dudes
You: well i'm a railing black dude, wanna ****?
Stranger: then having them bust nuts in my face
You: nah i'd rather keep my nuts on one piece
Stranger: yes i would love to ****..as long as u can throw it in my ass
Stranger: my 15 year old ass is tight
You: hmm i;d love to with someone like you, probably male aged 19-35?
Stranger: hahaha right on
Stranger: this site is random as hell
You: yeah lol
Stranger: r u really 53?
You: i had some guy telling me jokes but ******* up the punchlines
You: nope not 53 lol

[Laggings]

lolol post your funny responses :P

[buttons]

Stranger: 56

You: 69

Stranger: /2

You: ermmm

You: i dunno

Stranger: /0

You: WHAT

Stranger: OH **** (filtered it)

i'm thinkin some1 from here got disconnected tho

[N!ck]

You: hey
Stranger: Hello there.
You: pi to as many decimal places as you can without cheating.... go
Stranger: Oh ****
Stranger: That's a lot of digits.
Stranger: 3.14159265
You: hmm, not bad
Stranger: I can't remember much more then that.
You: you memorised a 10 digit calculator screen?
Stranger: I get really bored.

[clarissa !!]

i get such boring people

[Laggings]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: there you are!

You: here i am!

Stranger: man

Stranger: I've been looking for aaaaages!

You: ive been hiding

Stranger: I've noticed

You: under a rock

Stranger: you're pretty good at it too

You: i decided to come out though

Stranger: I knew it!

Stranger: didn't look there

You: why not?

You: i thought you knew me :(

Stranger: I'm...I'm sorry

You: it's ok

You: i forgive you

Stranger: I just thought...well

Stranger: thanks

You: next time though

You: look under some rocks

You: and you'll save loads of time

You: :D

Stranger: need an update, considering you've been under a rock

Stranger: I will!

You: isnt this

You: 1885?

Stranger: how do I say this

Stranger: no

You: om

Stranger: it's not

You: omg

You: 1886?!

Stranger: it's 2273

You: omg

Stranger: the planet is ruled by apes!

You: what happened

You: to the golden girls?>

Stranger: nazi apes

You: i bet the apes got them

You: i knew it

You: -cry

Stranger: no

Stranger: they lead the resistance

You: omg

You: i thought they were good

Stranger: no one has ever seen them

You: omg

You: is there the new loin clothes out yet?

Stranger: but they keep sending us weapons, food and porn mags

Stranger: next winter

You: oh man

Stranger: were you shocked?

You: totally

Stranger: I understand

You: im like omg

You: the only porn mags i have

You: are from abe lincoln

You: :(

Stranger: wow

Stranger: there is some good news though

Stranger: there's a medicine against the common cold

You: finally

Stranger: baldness is cured

You: omg rly?

You: i need to get that cure

Stranger: yeah man

You: what about..

You: the terrorist family obama?

You: did they ever catch them?

Stranger: yes

You: oh good

Stranger: they were caught

You: -whew

Stranger: and hurled into the sun

You: omg

You: geroge washington told me they destroyed that device

You: the nasty lier

Stranger: that's why the seventh day of the week is now called 'sun day'

You: THERES 7 DAYS?!

You: only monday and friday in 1885

Stranger: when did you crawl under that rock?

You: 1885

Stranger: allright

Stranger: pay attention

Stranger: we now have 14 months in one year

Stranger: 40 days in a months

You: 40 days?!

Stranger: day 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 and sun day

Stranger: in one week

You: what happened to monday and friday?

Stranger: goner

You: damn

Stranger: want to know why?

Stranger: mondays suck

You: damn

You: monday we all got laid though

Stranger: just a sec

Stranger: ape

You: k

You: what about slaves?

You: do we still have slaves?

Stranger: dude

Stranger: we ARE the slaves

Stranger: those bloody apes

You: OMG

You: im not black though

You: the apes are

You: :(

Stranger: I'm making bricks

You: omg

You: wut if the apes find me?

Stranger: but the golden girls will liberate us!

You: ohyay

You: !

Stranger: just walk really weird and eat bananas

Stranger: they won't notice

You: i only have 51,304 banans left from my years under the rock

You: will that be good enough?

Stranger: tha's enough for the next few days

You: good

Stranger: and when you go to the toilet, use the shells

You: toilet?

Stranger: I knew it

You: we always just used holes

Stranger: you used holes to wash your hands?

Stranger: weird

You: wash?

You: what is this word wash?

Stranger: it means put food in your mouth

Stranger: like, duh!

You: oh duh

You: we use humans

You: to wask

You: wash*

Stranger: I se

Stranger: see

Stranger: I've got a tip for you

Stranger: try to find that rock again

Stranger: and crawl under it

You: i tried

Stranger: It'll be safer

Stranger: for you

You: but the apes are using it

You: for their fort

Stranger: those f*kers

You: i know

You: i should go over there

You: and demand it back

Stranger: yes, you do that!

You: MWAHAHAHAAHA

You: YOU SHALL DIE HUMAN

You: FOR I AM AN APE

Stranger: wh..what?

You: WE NOW KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

You: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

Stranger: b-b-b-but?

Stranger: Dirk?

You: We have armies coming for you

You: OMG

Stranger: I thought...

You: it is me

You: dirk

You: is it..

You: omg

You: humba?

Stranger: ?

You: Are you Humba?

Stranger: DIIIIIIIIIIIRK!!

Stranger: it's me

You: HUMBAAAAAAA

Stranger: HUMBA! your father!

Stranger: son!

You: I MISSED YOU

You: LONG TIME

You: Where did you go when I was born?!

Stranger: I didn't miss you that much honostly

Stranger: but ok

You: is it because im white?

You: :(

Stranger: nice to see you've grown

Stranger: no because you look like an ape

Stranger: ape man

You: well thanks a lot

You: you look like an ape

You: aswell.

Stranger: I shave every day

Stranger: I don't!

You: you do so.

You: mr.shaver

You: Masking what you really are

You: NASTY APE

You: :(

Stranger: OOH OOH AH AH OOH OOH AH AH

You: BRING IT 0N



*OMG SO FUNNY!*

[Wootzeh]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: there you are!

You: here i am!

Stranger: man

Stranger: I've been looking for aaaaages!

You: ive been hiding

Stranger: I've noticed

You: under a rock

Stranger: you're pretty good at it too

You: i decided to come out though

Stranger: I knew it!

Stranger: didn't look there

You: why not?

You: i thought you knew me :(

Stranger: I'm...I'm sorry

You: it's ok

You: i forgive you

Stranger: I just thought...well

Stranger: thanks

You: next time though

You: look under some rocks

You: and you'll save loads of time

You: :D

Stranger: need an update, considering you've been under a rock

Stranger: I will!

You: isnt this

You: 1885?

Stranger: how do I say this

Stranger: no

You: om

Stranger: it's not

You: omg

You: 1886?!

Stranger: it's 2273

You: omg

Stranger: the planet is ruled by apes!

You: what happened

You: to the golden girls?>

Stranger: nazi apes

You: i bet the apes got them

You: i knew it

You: -cry

Stranger: no

Stranger: they lead the resistance

You: omg

You: i thought they were good

Stranger: no one has ever seen them

You: omg

You: is there the new loin clothes out yet?

Stranger: but they keep sending us weapons, food and porn mags

Stranger: next winter

You: oh man

Stranger: were you shocked?

You: totally

Stranger: I understand

You: im like omg

You: the only porn mags i have

You: are from abe lincoln

You: :(

Stranger: wow

Stranger: there is some good news though

Stranger: there's a medicine against the common cold

You: finally

Stranger: baldness is cured

You: omg rly?

You: i need to get that cure

Stranger: yeah man

You: what about..

You: the terrorist family obama?

You: did they ever catch them?

Stranger: yes

You: oh good

Stranger: they were caught

You: -whew

Stranger: and hurled into the sun

You: omg

You: geroge washington told me they destroyed that device

You: the nasty lier

Stranger: that's why the seventh day of the week is now called 'sun day'

You: THERES 7 DAYS?!

You: only monday and friday in 1885

Stranger: when did you crawl under that rock?

You: 1885

Stranger: allright

Stranger: pay attention

Stranger: we now have 14 months in one year

Stranger: 40 days in a months

You: 40 days?!

Stranger: day 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 and sun day

Stranger: in one week

You: what happened to monday and friday?

Stranger: goner

You: damn

Stranger: want to know why?

Stranger: mondays suck

You: damn

You: monday we all got laid though

Stranger: just a sec

Stranger: ape

You: k

You: what about slaves?

You: do we still have slaves?

Stranger: dude

Stranger: we ARE the slaves

Stranger: those bloody apes

You: OMG

You: im not black though

You: the apes are

You: :(

Stranger: I'm making bricks

You: omg

You: wut if the apes find me?

Stranger: but the golden girls will liberate us!

You: ohyay

You: !

Stranger: just walk really weird and eat bananas

Stranger: they won't notice

You: i only have 51,304 banans left from my years under the rock

You: will that be good enough?

Stranger: tha's enough for the next few days

You: good

Stranger: and when you go to the toilet, use the shells

You: toilet?

Stranger: I knew it

You: we always just used holes

Stranger: you used holes to wash your hands?

Stranger: weird

You: wash?

You: what is this word wash?

Stranger: it means put food in your mouth

Stranger: like, duh!

You: oh duh

You: we use humans

You: to wask

You: wash*

Stranger: I se

Stranger: see

Stranger: I've got a tip for you

Stranger: try to find that rock again

Stranger: and crawl under it

You: i tried

Stranger: It'll be safer

Stranger: for you

You: but the apes are using it

You: for their fort

Stranger: those f*kers

You: i know

You: i should go over there

You: and demand it back

Stranger: yes, you do that!

You: MWAHAHAHAAHA

You: YOU SHALL DIE HUMAN

You: FOR I AM AN APE

Stranger: wh..what?

You: WE NOW KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

You: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

Stranger: b-b-b-but?

Stranger: Dirk?

You: We have armies coming for you

You: OMG

Stranger: I thought...

You: it is me

You: dirk

You: is it..

You: omg

You: humba?

Stranger: ?

You: Are you Humba?

Stranger: DIIIIIIIIIIIRK!!

Stranger: it's me

You: HUMBAAAAAAA

Stranger: HUMBA! your father!

Stranger: son!

You: I MISSED YOU

You: LONG TIME

You: Where did you go when I was born?!

Stranger: I didn't miss you that much honostly

Stranger: but ok

You: is it because im white?

You: :(

Stranger: nice to see you've grown

Stranger: no because you look like an ape

Stranger: ape man

You: well thanks a lot

You: you look like an ape

You: aswell.

Stranger: I shave every day

Stranger: I don't!

You: you do so.

You: mr.shaver

You: Masking what you really are

You: NASTY APE

You: :(

Stranger: OOH OOH AH AH OOH OOH AH AH

You: BRING IT 0N



*OMG SO FUNNY!*
ye... i aint reading that

[Laggings]

then why quote it? It's amazingly funny though :P

[J0SH]

I've had about 5 /b/tards and the rest are just boring.

Stranger: Harrison?

You: Yeah it's Harrison, how did you know?

Stranger: dinosaur?

Stranger: facepunch?

You: Rex?

You: Punchface?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Laggings]

i had him. he was the guy i had the long convo with.

[GommeInc]

Woah, this was mentioned on a forum I use :S The conversations they had were alot worse though :P

[IceNineKills]

I thought I would try some of those breakup lines that was posted in the Relationship forum. They don't really make much convo though.


Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Now that Half Life 2 is out, I need to refocus my priorities

Stranger: which are?

You: Gaming.

Stranger: U FAIL

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[clarissa !!]

too many /b/tards

[Laggings]

U FAIL
Lol, that's funny.




Stranger: hi

You: Hi

You: Im chuck norris.

Stranger: oh really

Stranger: whats under your beard

You: a small man.

Stranger: LIES

Mine ^^ :D

[Crimson]

Awww, I have a cute girl. She's quite funny tbh.

[buttons]

i'm talking to a frenchie, yay

[brandon]

You: I'm in love with you

Stranger: Really?

You: yeah

Stranger: Are you a girl?

You: yeah

Stranger: Well I'm gay

Stranger: Sorry

[Laggings]

im going back on for the lulz

[Jord]

LOL

Stranger: Hello

You: hey stranger

Stranger: How are you this evening?

You: Fine you

Stranger: Me too thank you.

Stranger: How old are you?

You: 422

You: 42*

You: u

Stranger: How lovely,I'm doing 20 next week.

You: male or female

Stranger: Me too!We have so much in common.

You: what

[Wootzeh]

U FAIL
Lol, that's funny.




Mine ^^ :D
as if you didn't know its another fist.

[.:.:jjm261:.:.]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: HI!

Stranger: hI

You: I LOVE YOU WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?

Stranger: FO SHO HOLMES

Stranger: FREINDS 4 LIFE

You: YAIII

You: WOTZ UP

Stranger: HEY HEY

Stranger: BLOOD OR CRIP?

You: HEY HEYYY

You: BLOOD

Stranger: *rispekt*

You: *r3zp3kt

Stranger: **** YOU

You: OMG UR NASTY

You: IM FALLING OUT WITH YOU

You: *SLAP*

Stranger: I DONT CARE

Stranger: NO RESPECT FOR YOU

You: I DNT WANT YOUR ****** RESPECT

You: I FORT U LOVED ME

Stranger: GOOD BECUASE YOU ARE NOT GETTING IT ANYWAY

You: WELL THATS GOOD

Stranger: I DONT LOVE GO DIE

You: IM NOT GOING TO GO DIE NOW

Stranger: *SHOOTS*

You: BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO

You: I WAS PLANNING ON DYING

You: BUT NOW IM NOT

Stranger: O RLY

You: YA RLY

Stranger: OK I AM GOING TO SHOOT MYSELF NOW

Stranger: WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT THAT MORON

You: nothing really

Stranger: ARE YOU SURE?

You: YEH

You: NUFFINK I CAN DO

Stranger: MY PENIS IS SO VALUABLE

You: K

You: CUT IT OFF AND SEND ME IT

You: AND I CAN SELL IT ON A WELL KNOWN AUCTION SITE

Stranger: NO I NEED IT FOR NOW

You: k.

You: SEND IT WHEN UR DONE

Stranger: BUT YOU CAN HAVE IT WHEN I AM DEAD :)

You: I DNT WANT IT WHEN UR DEAD

Stranger: WHY?

You: IT WONT TASTE NICE

Stranger: HOW YOU KNOW

You: COS U R DEAD

Stranger: I PROMISE IT WILL BE OK

You: UR BORING NOW

You: WIV UR DEATH THREATS

You: BYE

Stranger: EVEN SO IT STILL A FULL PENIS

Stranger: OK

You: BYE MY NEW BEST FRIEND

Stranger: BYE

You have disconnected.

Omgsh.. Post number 999 ;D EMERGENCYYY

[buttons]

Stranger: but wait, u r really a girl?

You: yeahh lol

Stranger: wow

Stranger: ^^

Stranger: u r a geek one? or a normal one, whos has friends? :P

You: a normal one lol

Stranger: and a scotish girl, wow, im lucky ^^

get in :D

[Jord]

lool!!!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: where you from?

You: england

You: u

Stranger: toronto

You: meow

Stranger: girl or guy?

You: guy

Stranger: im a girl

You: awesome

Stranger: how old are you?

You: 14

You: you

Stranger: old enough tp be your mother

Stranger: see ya

You: we can make it work

You: NO

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Nick.]

I'm chatting to a guy from Finland who is into web programming. He's really friendly.

[Jord]

I'm chatting to a guy from Finland who is into web programming. He's really friendly.


Get in there

[Corporal]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: bonjour

Stranger: where are u from?

You: are you french?

Stranger: no

You: good

You: im from the UK

You: what about u

Stranger: why? u don;t like french?

You: i cant speak french

Stranger: ok

Stranger: i'm from poland

You: where are u from

You: Oh

You: so thats the UK yer?

I didnt mean to sound racist

[Crimson]

You: OCEANIC EXPRESS.
Stranger: what?
You: You don't remember?
Stranger: no..
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:(

[Crimson]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I said hi.
Stranger: are you still mad at me?
You: Yes.
You: You *******.
Stranger: but I said I was sorry!
You: Don't ****-ing lie! I've had enough of them!
Stranger: she told me she was in college... honestly she looked older than 10
You: That doesn't make it okay! She was nine and eleven months!
You: You make me sick!
You: -slaps-
Stranger: fine leave!
Stranger: I don't care anymore!
You: .. w-w-what?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[cocaine]

i have an american guy that hates his goverment. love it.

[Laggings]

LOL
I'm just getting boring people who are like:
'OMG U DESTROYD MY ******!'
:(

[IceNineKills]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: bonjour

Stranger: where are u from?

You: are you french?

Stranger: no

You: good

You: im from the UK

You: what about u

Stranger: why? u don;t like french?

You: i cant speak french

Stranger: ok

Stranger: i'm from poland

You: where are u from

You: Oh

You: so thats the UK yer?

I didnt mean to sound racist

i've been looking for days to find someone polish on there ;[

most people just know how to say 'csezc'.

[mike475]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: who is you?



You: hey, 57/m/uk looking for 12/f/uk ?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


hmmm.

[Jord]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: who is you?



You: hey, 57/m/uk looking for 12/f/uk ?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


hmmm.

lol i did that like 5 times but they stay instead of going lol

[mike475]

i got one to stay !
after a long chat, she agreed to sell her 13 year old sister to me for £650, and she chucked herself in for £800 in total.

Stranger: so what time do i meet you tml ?

You: well. i've got work. so say, 8 ?
Stranger: suree
Stranger: i'll be there right after i ****** your mum , grandma , sister and every female ***** you have in your family. go **** yourself , and drill your ****** brains off. cut your penis and stuff it up ur own *******. grab your head , and bang it against the sharp edge of a ****** butcher knife.



Stranger: hold a chainsaw and cut through ur body from head to toe

You: does that mean you'll be a bit late ?

Stranger: ****** sick son of a *****

dont think she was being serious though :(

[Jord]

i got one to stay !
after a long chat, she agreed to sell her 13 year old sister to me for £650, and she chucked herself in for £800 in total.

Stranger: so what time do i meet you tml ?

You: well. i've got work. so say, 8 ?
Stranger: suree
Stranger: i'll be there right after i ****** your mum , grandma , sister and every female ***** you have in your family. go **** yourself , and drill your ****** brains off. cut your penis and stuff it up ur own *******. grab your head , and bang it against the sharp edge of a ****** butcher knife.



Stranger: hold a chainsaw and cut through ur body from head to toe

You: does that mean you'll be a bit late ?

Stranger: ****** sick son of a *****

dont think she was being serious though :(

LOL!!


I bet she was like "Yes! Caught a peado in the act!"

[Laggings]

LOLOLOLOL I pee'd a little reading that convo!



Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi 57/M/Uk looking for 12/F/Uk.

Stranger: Wow that is so lucky

You: are you 12/f/uk?

Stranger: Yes

You: omg

You: can i meet you

You: ?

Stranger: I don't know i have homework

You: How about in 10 minutes

You: by the green car

You: parked infront of your house?

Stranger: which one? the honda or ford?

You: ford

You: with the

You: 'Free Candy' on the side

Stranger: Oh i see you, your really sexy

Stranger: LoL

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

or send us feedback (http://omegle.com/feedback).

MINE :D

[Absently]

I'm talking to a guy from New York about the weather in Ireland and ginger cookies and his ex girlfriend who was Irish and onlyo k in bed. mhm..

[Fez]

You: mah ballz
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Stranger: i win
You: OMG

Yep, he wins

[Pazza]

Okay ...


Stranger: _/_____\_____________\____________/____\
|_______|_____________\__________|______|
|_______`._____________|_________|_______:
.\________|____________|_________\|_______|
_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:
__\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|
___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|
__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|

[lew!]

They told me I'm going to die and rot away :'(

[Absently]

They disconnect if they say ''hiya sexy'' and you say ''well hello there ;)''

THEY ALL JUST DISCONNECT ON ME. THEIR ALL BORING GAWD.

[Jord]

You: Ola

Stranger: aloha

Stranger: asl??

You: 14/m/uk

Stranger: o ;)

You: u

Stranger: 20/m/ca

You: Im not into guys

Stranger: o

Stranger: \\//

You: If your getting the wrong idea

Stranger: sry

[Laggings]

'If your getting the wrong idea' LOL :D

[colourpot]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: *** bomb *** bomb, your my *** bomb <3

Stranger: never gonna give you up!

Stranger: never gonna let me down!

Stranger: i'm rickrolling man

You: ;o

Stranger: 0o

You: DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Stranger: lol

You: WHATS UP HUNNY.

Stranger: O____O

You: did you know that your eyes are really far apart from each other?

Stranger: r u /b/**** from 4chan?

You: no :|

Stranger: fhuuugh

You: HELP

Stranger: lol

Stranger: 0_O

You: ^-^

Stranger: r u otaku?

Stranger: O_O

You: I AM GOD.

Stranger: lol

You: do not lol god. :(

Stranger: and where do u live?

You: on the mood.

Stranger: lol

You: *moon

Stranger: and how r u using internet?

You: ITS CALLED WIFI FROM MC DONALDS. DURRRR

Stranger: lol

Stranger: wifi cant get u on the moon

Stranger: fail

Stranger: :\

You: yes it can. YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN TO THE MOON SO YOU DONT KNOW. so you fail.

You: EPIC FAIL MY FRIEND.

Stranger: lol

Stranger: you have never been too

You: yes i have, :(

Stranger: lol

Stranger: u fail

Stranger: again

Stranger: k

You: i dont fail. YOU FAIL LIFE.

You: what is your purpose on this earth?

Stranger: u fail moon and 9 lives

You: im not a cat you ****.

Stranger: lol

Stranger: i didn't sayin that u're a cat, ***** ***** :\

You: WELL WHAT ELCE HAS FRIGGIN 9 LIVES :|

Stranger: gods

Stranger: u r a god, right?

You: yes.

Stranger: so, u can have 9 lives

You: i think i'd be dead if i had 9 lives.

Stranger: lol

Stranger: u fail, god cant die ;\

You: god isnt even real darling <3


After that they left.

[Middlesbrough]

Warning - LULZ
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: WUNT SEXEH TIEM?
Stranger: hi
You: WUNNA SEE ME ON CAM?
Stranger: no
You: PLEAZ?
Stranger: why?
You: WHUT ABOUT UR MUM?
You: WOULD SHE LIEK TO SE MA DIK?
Stranger: she's dead
You: O RIGHT
You: WHUT ABOUT HER DEAD BODY THEN?
Stranger: not even bones
You: I LIEK NECROPHELIA
You: I HAEV A BONER OVER U
Stranger: you're sick dude
Stranger: it's better you look for a doctor
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or send us feedback.

[Nli.]

I got rick rolled.

Stranger: .................................................. ......................... .................,-~~'''''''~~--,,_
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.................................................. ......................... ....'|:::::|: : : : : : : : : : : : : :
.................................................. ......................... ....|:::::|: : :-~~---: : : -----: |
.................................................. ......................... ...(_''~-': : : :::o: : : :o: : :
.................................................. ......................... ....'''~-,|: : : : : : ~---': : : :,'--NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
.................................................. ......................... ........|,: : : : : :-~~--: : ::/ --NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN!
.................................................. ......................... ...,-''':: :'~,,_: : : : : _,-'
.................................................. ......................__, -';;;;;:''-,: : : :'~---~''/|
.................................................. .............__,-~'';;;;; ;/;;;;;;;: :: : :____/: :',__
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[Laggings]

Imagine how long it took to make that :O

[Coheed&Cambria]

Stranger: hey

You: HI!

Stranger: girl or guy

Stranger: ?

You: guy..u?

Stranger: girrrrl

Stranger: how old

Stranger: ?

You: 68

You: u?

Stranger: ew

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:[

[Jackbee]

this is jokes :P

[Laggings]

This site should win an award it's so awsome.

[Virgin Mary]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hellooo

Stranger: hi

You: how are you

Stranger: fine, thanks, u?

Stranger: from?

You: im good thanks =]

Stranger: okay :)

Stranger: from?

You: england u

Stranger: finland :>

You: do you own sulake ;>

Stranger: yes i have sulake

You: may i have... furni?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i was taLKING TO A HABBO STAFF

[Laggings]

I highly doubt that :P
Didn't even know what sulake was. LOL

[leah]

lmao looks like fun

[TheEclipse]

Everyone only talks to me for 5 minutes and one person sent me horse related porn. :(

[Blinger1]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: whaddup

You: ?

Stranger: are you kidding?

You: what? im not a kid, freak.

Stranger: dat zeg ik ook niet hannes

Stranger: ;)

You: ach du scheisse ;)

Stranger: duits zeker?

You: arschlaecher?

Stranger: stinkvis


:S????????????????????????????????????

[CurtisJohns]

whats the url for the site sound like fun

[Sly]

Stranger: hey

You: Hiii

You: Hows life

Stranger: not bad

Stranger: how are you doing? :)

You: Not very good :(

Stranger: why not?

You: I had my leg amputated last month and have been sitting around lately feeling sorry for myself and it's gave me a rash on my bum

I don't like it :(

[Bun]

btw i forgot to say when i was using this the other week i was chattin to this 19 year old brazillian footballer about football and have him on msn now lol. :8

[Clowgon]

Stranger: hi

You: Hi

Stranger: age?

You: 15

You: you?

Stranger: 15 too

You: oh cool

Stranger: :)

You: you wouldn't happen to be from habbox?

You: :)

Stranger: no

You: oh no worries then


You: so where are you from?

Stranger: finland, u?

You: England :)

Stranger: nice :)

You: You a gaming freak?

You: Ps3? xBox?

Stranger: no

Stranger: u?

You: hell yeah


You: lols

Stranger: sorry, have to go to sleep... bye

You: lov u bye

You: x

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO. What time is it in Finland?

[N!ck]

Stranger: hi

You: Hi

Stranger: age?

You: 15

You: you?

Stranger: 15 too

You: oh cool

Stranger: :)

You: you wouldn't happen to be from habbox?

You: :)

Stranger: no

You: oh no worries then


You: so where are you from?

Stranger: finland, u?

You: England :)

Stranger: nice :)

You: You a gaming freak?

You: Ps3? xBox?

Stranger: no

Stranger: u?

You: hell yeah


You: lols

Stranger: sorry, have to go to sleep... bye

You: lov u bye

You: x

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO. What time is it in Finland?

Two hours on or current time so 11:10

[Clowgon]

You: yeah

You: how old are you?

Stranger: gimme ur msn

You: how old are you first?

Stranger: 16

Stranger: u?

You: 15

You: you from uk?

Stranger: gimme your msn

Stranger: no, im not

You: where from?

Stranger: brazil

Stranger: gimme your msn

You: **** off then

[Dan2nd]

very very random lol

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Greetings
You: how are you?
Stranger: Wouldn't it be amazing if we were all aliens?
Stranger: and i am good, yourself?
You: I am great and I guess it would depend on what planet they are from
Stranger: oooohh a million jim Morrison aliens :)
You: Who is this Jim Morrison?
You: what planet is he from?
Stranger: Jim Morison is a singer and he is from the planet of fire
Stranger: mut be off :)

[Clowgon]

Two hours on or current time so 11:10

Oh right. Thanks. :)

[Dan2nd]

Ok I thought I'd have another go and spoke to a very rude person :@

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: what is ur name ??
You: My name is Dan, what's yours?
Stranger: are you male or female ?
You: I'm male I think
Stranger: u think
Stranger: doubtfull case

[Clowgon]

Stranger: KNOCK KNOCK!

You: who's there...... lmao

Stranger: disco

You: disco who?

Stranger: disconnect

Lol, shame. :$

[Shinigami]

Stranger: KNOCK KNOCK!

You: who's there...... lmao

Stranger: disco

You: disco who?

Stranger: disconnect

Lol, shame. :$

LOL above

Stranger: hey

You: HEY ASL

Stranger: 17

Stranger: female

Stranger: Finland

You: DO U LIKE TREES

Stranger: sure...?

You: I LIKE TREES

Your conversational partner has disconnected