Cure for cancer found in apples?

[Fez]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7975851.stm
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Doctor Harry Finde of Leeds University has revealed new research found in the minerals of apples which could lead to a cure for cancer.

The millions of years old fruit was found to contain a new chemical, undiscovered by scientists which revealed a link to strains of cancer. Doctor Finde and his team are working very closely on this chemical, hoping to find what links this new found chemical to the cancer strain.

"It's an extroadinary discovery , possibly the oldest fruit on the planet could help cure cancer." Doctor Finde commented.

The University is waiting for the health governments reply before proceeding with testing

Wow, this is really riveting.

[Wootzeh]

What's a discovary?

[buttons]

well yeah fruit and veg help prevent bowl cancer and loads of other stuff? but curing, doubt it.

[kk.]

cool .

[cocaine]

pathetic...

[buttons]

afd finishes at 12 in afternoon

[Fez]

Sorry I couldn't resist

[e5]

how unrealistic is it getting this year >.>

[Jahova]

Last years was pro, this year = FAIL.

[Inscribe]

Doctor Harry Finde

his name tag says Mark :S

[brandon]

After I re-read the thread title after thinking it said, cure for cancer found in nipples. I realised straight away it was an April Fool's joke, sorry. :(

[Fez]

Last years was pro, this year = FAIL.

I didn't do anything last year :S

[Twist]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7975851.stm
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Wow, this is really riveting.
I was just watching I Am Legend funnily enough.

[GommeInc]

I'm pretty sure April Fools Jokes end at noon... Any jokes afterwards tend to make the creator a bit... Silly :P

[J0SH]

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away."

[buttons]

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away."
dentist:P

[kk.]

no its doctor lol

[brandon]

dentist:P
No it's doctor

[buttons]

omg my book is WRONG then :@

[kk.]

eating an apple a day might make you go to the dentist tho.. especially if its sweet and sugary :P

[cocaine]

omg my book is WRONG then :@

apples contain citric acid which eat away at your enamel. :P

[-:Undertaker:-]

We've heard this all before "bread can cure cancer", "brown bread can cure HIV" and the list goes on and on. I'll care when they actually find a cure instead of wasting time on apples and bread.

[Andys]

i'm so gullable lol.
i thought it was true till i read a few comments.

[paul4wolves]

Why did mozilla dance around the screen when i clicked the link??? What The ....

[jackass]

Why did mozilla dance around the screen when i clicked the link??? What The ....

Lol Paul, well thick! :P